But WAIT...there's more...(you can't write)

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:03 pm

Any price is worth it if I achieve victory. Have we seen your script attempt yet? Coward.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:05 pm

You'll most likely achieve getting your computer melted for annoying Buck

And I haven't written any scripts yet, I'm too busy being a tyrant to you

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:08 pm

Ah, a single-track mind to whom walking and blowing bubbles presents a challenge. You need a bit of tutoring. You need a professor to spend some quality time with you.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:13 pm

He's planning something

And where would I find such a professor? One who could teach the intricate interplay of sensual similes and mysterious metaphors ?

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:16 pm

and the trap is laid

I hear that in the Pacific NorthWest of the United States, there is a wiseman, who, though young in years, has a special talent for teaching special young ladies about the finer things in life.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:21 pm

I'll play along for now

So tell me Witch King, how might one persuade this prodigy to exert his talents?

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:25 pm

it is not easy

Originally posted by T'lainya
So tell me Witch King, how might one persuade this prodigy to exert his talents?

Well, as I understand, he is VERY particular about what kinds of students he takes under his "wing". I think that a well crafted letter to him, expressing your desires and willingness, complete with full set of pictures, and an essay on the nature of the student-teacher relationship would be a good start. From what I've heard.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:31 pm

It never is

I see, and supposing this exemplary epistle is written, visual evidence provided, and a waiver of litigation rights is signed. Then , purely as a point of interest of course, how could this teacher receive it?

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:47 pm

hypothetically...

Though he used to be a hermit, residing in a remote and inaccessable aerie on the summit of a mountain, and reachable only by eagle, I believe he now can be reached by USPS.

*steps out for fifteen minute meeting* be right back

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:48 pm

Originally posted by Witch King:
Admit it. When you go online and it's late at night, and no one is on SYM (or at least, no one you like), you watch TV. And not just TV, but infomercials.

There are no infomercials on terrestrial TV... and I don't have satellite

Sorry

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:55 pm

convenient of him

Aha, so this generous guru is accessible to those with the proper qualifications?

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 7:14 pm

he is a gentleman

Yes, to that select few he makes himself available. I could put in a good word for you if you are interested.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 7:18 pm

Of course he is

That would be very considerate and helpful of you Foul.

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 7:22 pm

with gentle ways

Then I'll pass along the word, and recommend you. If you have any SYM members who can vouch for your qualifications, it would behoove you to beseech them to recommend you to me, so I make my presentation to the Wise Man even more effective.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 7:26 pm

Re: with gentle ways

Originally posted by Witch King
If you have any SYM members who can vouch for your qualifications,

(I'm not going to ask 'what' qualifications you are asking for)

But Ms.T did help me fix my computer...without duct-tape or a three pound hammer.

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 7:28 pm

Re: Re: with gentle ways

Originally posted by Weasel
But Ms.T did help me fix my computer...without duct-tape or a three pound hammer.

You needed help with your computer

! I don't believe it. I thought you were a genious....

T: Looks promising so far.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 7:28 pm

and very charming

I'll do some persuasion then

And I appreciate your efforts on my behalf.
even if you think I'm a tyrant

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 7:33 pm

only when he has the proper muse

Originally posted by T'lainya
I'll do some persuasion then

You have one for your cause already, and I fear it will not be the last. I think you'll have more trouble getting approval from some of the others.....

most of whom are just jealous of you...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 7:37 pm

The dark secret!

Originally posted by Witch King

You needed help with your computer ! I don't believe it. I thought you were a genious....

(Don't tell anyone this... I had no idea what a computer was till BG came out. I lived a shallow life with my consoles.....Then one day the cow called..The Gateway Cow. He showed me the light...for only $1700.00 US Dollars. Since that day..I have been in a race to catch up...or be left behind.)

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 7:38 pm

yes the proper inspiration is important

I'll have to try to charm then

*blushes*As they are jealous of your wit and charm