BUTCH? OR FEMME? - Another Test.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 4:15 pm

You are the best of both worlds, and have absolutely no feeling of being either femme or butch. You see yourself as "you" and that's all that matters. You dislike labels, surprised yourself by even taking this test, and are now laughing as you identify with this definition!

nope.

You switch roles fluidly without thinking from nurturing/subordinate to providing/leading as the situation demands. You are often a jack or jill of all trades and master of a few, but not all.

umm...

In clothing you go for the practical, not always bothering with the concept of neatness if that interferes with comfort or the time it takes to get dressed. Wrinkles don't drive you crazy, though you do prefer to keep reasonably up to date in your style, without going to any extreme in it.

wrong....

You are shy in many ways, being intimidated by overt aggression as well as complete silence in a conversation. You tend to babble to fill silent space and clam up when confronted.

ish....

Odds are good astrologically that you are a Libra, Pisces, Gemini, or Aquarius.

virgo...

You're willing to try anything once as long as it does not pose a risk to you. You're also good at doing just about any job, as long as you find a way to get trained for it. Physically, you're average in fitness, not being overly concerned about being either "curvy" or "chisled". If you are female and have some endowments, you wear a bra in public but not at home.

dang!....

For partners you are comfortable with all types, for you are a peacemaker and changeling at heart, changing yourself to fit the situation and avoid hostility. You aren't a doormat, though, and do express your opionions.

it's true...

I don't think they got me quite right...I got 50, exactly in the middle, which is probably bad...I guess that's about as feminine as I can get without actually being a girl...

anyway, I am now lumped with Sleep and Ysh

...@Ysh was I the same religion as you as well?

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 4:33 pm

HARD ANDROGYNE
Your score placed you in the category of Hard Androgyne. This is the "tom boy" type of ranking. You may also wish to review Androgyne and Gentle Butch, the two categories surrounding you. In a ranking across the femme/butch gamut, if 1 is femme and 100 is butch, you fall between 53 and 60 on the scale. For a review of where you fall in the overall population in numbers, refer to this chart. Your group encompasses folks of all types, genders, and orientations; it includes a large number of males and averages around 41 years of age.

*Try the reverse of 41; 14!*

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Most of the time you really don't think of yourself as butch or femme, but if pressured, you tend to react aggressively - either to solve a problem or to defend yourself. You aren't extremely masculine, yet are more drawn to your masculine side than your feminine side.

*True... sometimes...*

Security is paramount to you, and the locks on your house and tendency to monogamy reflect that. You like money in the savings and a retirement plan in place. You are nervous and insecure without that. You are a good provider, often appearing in upper management positions, and are an excellent supervisor.

*Not at all, really...*

Logic and mathematics fascinate you, and you have a very good memory. You are best remembering what you have seen in a video sense - sound and picture. About half of what you read sticks with you and what you hear goes in one ear and out the other. Pictures you remember very well.

*Yep.*

You like action adventure movies and books, though you don't read a lot. You are heavily into technology, computers, and fun lil gadgets to play with.

*Right on the computer stuff, but dead wrong about the books. I read alot.*

As a parent you are strict but not overbearing, and tend to be a bit over protective. You are a staunch defender of your legal rights.

*Maybe...*

For partners you prefer a softer femme, along the lines of the Classic or Lipstick Femme. For friends you encompass everyone, though you find Extreme Butches a bit plastic and pure Androgynes indecisive.

*Ummm...*

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 1:12 am

Same as Xandax, Aegis, Ned, Oki and Gaxx, HARD ANDROGYNE.
I don't think it fits me at all.

React aggessively? Perhaps verbally if I think people are acting immorally or dangerously in important issues. I act quickly if I have a problem to solve, but hardly aggressively.

Security is paramount to you? What a joke, I have never saved a penny in my life other than to immediately spend it on my journeys.

Logic and mathematics fascinate you, and you have a very good memory. You are best remembering what you have seen in a video sense - sound and picture. Discover new things fascinate me, not logics and maths, they are merely tools. Good memory, yes for everything except visual stimuli like pictures or what things look like

You like action adventure movies and books, though you don't read a lot. I find action movies boring and I read a lot.

You are heavily into technology, computers, and fun lil gadgets to play with. Not at all, technology is also just a tool for me.

What I'll be like as a parent, is still to find out.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 4:31 am

This is a follow-up test on the "Butch" - thingie....

Are you a "Lion or a Lamb ?"

Lion or Lamb ?

In case anybody's interested - I'm a horse - but I feel more like a Wolf......and no, I don't want to talk about it

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NEIGHHHH... YOU ARE A HORSE
Your score determined that you are a Horse. You can't make up your mind whether to control or be led. You may also wish to review Wolf and Dog, the critters that you drag along around you in the rankings. In the control freak jungle, if 1 is a lamb and 100 is a lion, you fall between 52 and 48 on the scale.

You fare pretty well in society, so long as nobody tries to saddle and ride you. You rarely comment and people confuse your total bewilderment for introspection. You don't believe anything you hear on the news and are convinced that the family pets are telling your secrets to the whole neighborhood. People who fart in public embarass you, because you always manage to be nearby and in incriminating positions.
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No worries,

Beldin

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 4:54 am

SOFT ANDROGYNE - same as SS and Mysteria...

You like small dogs or big cats and the occasional hamster.

It's a lie, I tells ya!

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 4:55 am

Originally posted by Georgi
It's a lie, I tells ya!

The test never lies.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 4:59 am

Originally posted by Georgi
SOFT ANDROGYNE - same as SS and Mysteria...

It's a lie, I tells ya!

Cool down....as long as it doesn't say "the occasional HOBBIT" you should be safe ...

No worries,

Beldin

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 5:03 am

Originally posted by Beldin
You fare pretty well in society, so long as nobody tries to saddle and ride you.

You can understand why that would be a problem...

WOOF WOOF!... YOU ARE A DOG
Your score determined that you are a Dog. You allow most folks to lead you if they are at least as smart as you. You may also wish to review Horse and Goat, the lil critters you like to play with in the rankings. In the control freak jungle, if 1 is a lamb and 100 is a lion, you fall between 47 and 36 on the scale.
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You pretend to like to lick your own privates, just because it grosses people out. You pretend to hate leashes, because you are trying in your own pathetic way to be a challenge. Give it up - you're just a poor dumb slob who wants nothing more than a pat on the head, and everybody knows it.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 5:04 am

Originally posted by Tamerlane
The test never lies.

Then I'm not the only one...

@Beldin I suppose so... at least I'm not a pervy hobbit fancier. Go me!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 5:09 am

@Georgi:

No need to be a pervy hobbit fancier when you:

Originally posted by Georgi

pretend to like to lick your own privates,

No worries, could be fun

Beldin

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 5:20 am

Ouch!

Run while you can Beldin.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 5:28 am

Originally posted by Tamerlane
Ouch!

Run while you can Beldin.

...already on my way .....

...but I just COULDN'T resist it.....

Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *runs 'till he gets supersonic*

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 5:29 am

@Beldin Actually I don't think I would be physically capable of doing that

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 5:34 am

Originally posted by Georgi
@Beldin Actually I don't think I would be physically capable of doing that

That shouldn't stop one from trying

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Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 5:37 am

Make sure he comes back in one piece Georgi.

I need someone to enlarge my repertoire of jokes and weird links.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 5:38 am

NEIGHHHH... YOU ARE A HORSE
Your score determined that you are a Horse. You can't make up your mind whether to control or be led. You may also wish to review Wolf and Dog, the critters that you drag along around you in the rankings. In the control freak jungle, if 1 is a lamb and 100 is a lion, you fall between 52 and 48 on the scale.

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You fare pretty well in society, so long as nobody tries to saddle and ride you. You rarely comment and people confuse your total bewilderment for introspection. You don't believe anything you hear on the news and are convinced that the family pets are telling your secrets to the whole neighborhood. People who fart in public embarass you, because you always manage to be nearby and in incriminating positions.

Erm, nope! 50 questions for this!

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:02 am

I am a wolf - let's hope I'm an alfa female

GRRRRRR!!!!! YOU ARE A WOLF

Your score determined that you are a Wolf. You like to sneak through the jungle and exert control from behind the scenes. You may also wish to review Bear and Horse, the critters that you hide behind in the rankings. In the control freak jungle, if 1 is a lamb and 100 is a lion, you fall between 64 and 53 on the scale.

You are the one who wanted to be Class President, but the responsibility was too much, so you put your weaker willed, grateful-to-have-you-for-a-friend pal up to running so that you could pull the strings without the stigma that could get you beaten up by the jocks. You slept with all your professors - not for grades, but because you're just kinky that way.

What!? Insults? I was voted Class head at uni, and I'd rather sleep with Waverly than one of my profs - just to demonstrated just how unwilling I'd be

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:13 am

Originally posted by Tamerlane
Make sure he comes back in one piece Georgi.

I need someone to enlarge my repertoire of jokes and weird links.

I don't think she will kill me....I might be of some help

No worries,

Beldin

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:22 am

Your score placed you in the category of Hard Androgyne. This is the "tom boy" type of ranking. You may also wish to review Androgyne and Gentle Butch, the two categories surrounding you. In a ranking across the femme/butch gamut, if 1 is femme and 100 is butch, you fall between 53 and 60 on the scale. For a review of where you fall in the overall population in numbers, refer to this chart. Your group encompasses folks of all types, genders, and orientations; it includes a large number of males and averages around 41 years of age.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:25 am

Wow, after an hour of answering questions I discovered I was a Hard Androgyne Dog. Well, this superb piece of enlightenment was certainly worthy of my attention. Any other sterling polls with which to make productive use of my time?