The New and Improved Slyweasel's Answer to Everything

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:47 am

Ah Weasel, you are finally back in town and giving it to them good and proper!

A question,

Will we ever see the fall of SPAM one day?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 4:56 am

Originally posted by fable

Well if anyone should know whether you wear clothing or not, @Minerva, it should be you. Asking a weasel for an answer to that is just plain ridiculous. Hmph.

Oh, I meant SlyWeasel, not me. I wear tunic when I'm not working, othewise shiny helm and armour with my favourite spear and shield on stand-by all the time.

You should always be well prepared, particularly that Weasel is crawling up my hill recently...

That reminds me, I've got another question @Sly: How can I catch Weasel? He's using the Mediterranean as his own potty...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:33 am

How do we know that this is really "The new and improved Slyweasel's answer to everything?" What if it's just different and not improved at all?

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 8:57 am

What is this "sex" everyone speaks of?

Where do babies come from?

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 9:24 am

Another question:

What's your credit card number?

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 9:35 am

The old problem that gets everyone in the end (Besides Fable that is)...Old age is catching up to him.

I'm beginning to see the need for a fur stole for my dentures.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 9:58 am

Originally posted by fable
The old problem that gets everyone in the end (Besides Fable that is)...Old age is catching up to him.

I'm beginning to see the need for a fur stole for my dentures.

Your just saying that cause your old.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 10:11 am

Re: Dear Dr. Sly my hero!

Originally posted by Minerva

Err, Sly, do you wear speedo as well?

Another question is, can we expect to see a competition between you and Doc the all-knowing (as he claims) near future?

Originally posted by Weasel

(1) Unlike The sleaze weasel I only wear my birthday suit. Want to see? (2). I see WrestleMania 45 on the horizon.

Reply (1) I want to see if you look different from Weasel, but not necessarily in your birthday suit.

(2) What is the WrestleMania 45?

Are there 44 other WrestleManias? And when and where will this be taken place? I think we should be told.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 10:12 am

Originally posted by Aegis
Your just saying that cause your old.

Keep talking. I have a lead-tiipped, armor-piercing cane with your name on it.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 1:45 pm

Originally posted by fable

Keep talking. I have a lead-tiipped, armor-piercing cane with your name on it.

Tell that to bubba...

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 1:50 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
Tell that to bubba...

I thought your nickname was "Bubba?"

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 2:13 pm

Originally posted by fable

I thought your nickname was "Bubba?"

Nah, bubba is the big black guy in my neighbourhood...

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:10 pm

1. Do you drink shine?
2. What happens to you when you drink shine?
3. In your picture on the Post Your Photo thread, are you playing with your man-breasts?

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:14 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
Nah, bubba is the big black guy in my neighbourhood...

Oh. So you're the one they refer to when they say, "Keep a watch on your kids, there's this guy in a raincoat..."

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:58 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
Nah, bubba is the big black guy in my neighbourhood...

You've only got one Bubba?

I've got a dozen distantly related cousins named Bubba. They may not be black, but they're handy with a shotgun.

@Sly, How did Aegis contract the Shortening Disease? (Pun not intended...)

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 4:19 pm

Does anyone know the origins of the name/nickname, "Bubba?"

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 4:26 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn

You've only got one Bubba?

I've got a dozen distantly related cousins named Bubba. They may not be black, but they're handy with a shotgun.

@Sly, How did Aegis contract the Shortening Disease? (Pun not intended...)

I talked with people who beleive themselves to be Sailor Scouts...

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 4:43 pm

Originally posted by fable
Does anyone know the origins of the name/nickname, "Bubba?"

I am not 100% certain, but I believe it actually came about as slang for "brother." I'm not exactly sure how this would've happened, though. The reason I think this is the case is I have, on numerous occasions, heard little girls refering to their older sisters as "Bubba."

My guess at how it happened: Little girls, unable to correctly pronounce "Brother" or "Big Brother" repeatedly called their brother "Bubba" and kept doing so even as they got older and so the nickname stuck.

What do you think of this, fable?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 4:44 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
I talked with people who beleive themselves to be Sailor Scouts...

I am not a Sailor Scout. I am a Sailor Senshi!

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 5:12 pm

Originally posted by fable
Does anyone know the origins of the name/nickname, "Bubba?"

Is it permitted for non weasels to reply in this thread? Who cares.

Bubba is the name of a big black prison inmate in one of the early seventies southern prison farm movies - One with Robert Redford? - (before it became one of the stables: western, musical, southern prison farm flick) sorry I don't recall the name. More to the point the name/reference has been used since (generally in blacksploitation films) as a threat to deter people from doing the wrong thing. A modern Boggieman.

Regarding the fur stole dentures. Forensics reveal it is weasel fur. - Curdis !