Lame but laughably retarded chain emails you've received.

Gnu · Post by **Gnu** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:39 pm

Oh no, m'lady, I fear I have never met you other than here.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:41 pm

You not pick on me???
That is the day i will stop being a chauvinist and become a feminist!

facade is just a cover for your tender hearted feelings

What are you smoking?
It is no facade.
Why does everybody say that?
I mean none of my friends seriously think i am a chauvinist.
It is damn annoying.

And viv it is easy to get on your good side.
All a guy needs to do is act nice ie lie and like animals.
It is really not that hard!!

And what estrogen shots?

That is mean that is just plain mean!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:51 pm

Originally posted by Gnu
Oh no, m'lady, I fear I have never met you other than here.

So, is what CM says true? You're lying to get on my good side?!

CM:

You know the first step is to stop being in denial all the time...then you can embrace your feminist side and finally be at peace! No more pretending, no more hiding, no more going into your closet to read romance novels

(Oops..I really promise to stop being mean soon)

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:59 pm

What feminist side?
there is no such side to me.

And romance novels, well if DL or FR has romance what can i do?
I read the books, if they have romance in it i have to read it as well.

Prentending yeah right.
Hiding from women never.
Unless it is my mom and i have done something stupid.
Then i don't hide i take the car and disappear for a good couple of hours!!

And as a woman you are naturally mean, and thus you can't stop being mean to me.

So don't try the impossible.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 3:08 pm

@ Gnu: I see that you are attempting to flirt with Vivien. You may wish to state some of your qualifications that justify any attention from her you may receive.

@Fas/CM: You are hopeless.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 05, 2002 3:11 pm

Hopeless?
WHy do you say that?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 3:16 pm

You keep coming *this* close, and then you open your mouth....

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 05, 2002 3:19 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
You keep coming *this* close, and then you open your mouth....

LMAORRFL!!!!!!!!
Now that is funny.
Well what can i say, i like to keep it interesting!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 4:03 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
You keep coming *this* close, and then you open your mouth....

And just what...pray tell..is he getting close to? *raises her eyebrows*

And what are the qualifications Gnu should possess?

CM: There are twelve steps...and alas, you refuse the first one

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 4:09 pm

Originally posted by Vivien

Exactly what's involved in ridding someone of their chauvinism? Does this involve cutting off certain body parts?

I tried that on him once. Didn't work.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 05, 2002 4:10 pm

And dear lady what is that first step?

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 4:35 pm

Originally posted by CM
And dear lady what is that first step?

You must first admit to your feminine impulses

Accepting the truth is but the first step.

Der-draigen · Post by **Der-draigen** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 8:47 pm

I haven't read through all 3 pages to see how far this has gone off-subject, so please forgive me if I'm interrupting any serious spam

My favorite chain e-mails are the ones that have a thoroughly tooth-rottening poem about angels, then tell you to forward to 50 people; and if you can't find 50 people to forward it to, that means you have no friends. Or, "Send this back to the person who sent it to you, that way they will know you are a TRUE friend." You can stab them in the back next week if you like; they'll still be your friend because you sent this e-mail!!

Personally, I believe everyone who sends me such drivel is doing so in an ill-disguised attempt to kill me.

I also like the ones that talk about some dying kid in Malarkie, Ohio, who is an absolute angel sent from God to earth and makes everyone's life into a continual ray of sunshine; whose last wish is to get into the Guinness Book of World Records for the most signatures collected over the e-mail. Or a dollar will be donated to Johnny's medical fund (his parents are uninsured and poor and have fourteen other children plus Grandma to care for) every time the e-mail is forwarded. Barf.

Then there are the ones that talk about the "power of prayer." Like the congregation that wanted to build a new church parking lot but a small hill was on the spot they needed, and they couldn't afford to have it dozed. So they pray all night and lo and behold the next morning some contractor or something basically volunteers to flatten the hill. That's nothing compared to the one about the girl who went down a dark alley containing a suspicious-looking character at one in the morning and prayed, escaping attack; while another girl passed the same spot not long after, neglected to pray, and was attacked. That one especially just warms my heart and reassures me once again of God's universal love and care for all.

If everyone would like to see some of these e-mails and others, go to this site. Go to the Glurge Gallery. There's some great stuff in there.

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 8:58 pm

Originally posted by CM
Sneak Atttack

Back dark flame back!
No hugging me i already feel unchauvinistic like.
All my friends decided to rid me of my chauvinism today.
Not a pretty site!!!
But i prevailed!

*dons anti-darkflame + 10
100% hugging resistance*

Now you can try to hug me!

Maybe you should get a sex change...Then she might stop hugging you like that.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 9:04 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield

Maybe you should get a sex change...Then she might stop hugging you like that.

That sounds like a good idea, Thorin. Can you hold CM still while I perform the opperation on him?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 9:22 pm

The things some people will go through for a hug......but then again, these ARE Viv's hugs we are talking about.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 5:44 am

Well due to another.com becoming a pay service i had to swap over to Hotmail (grr.....

) and within a day i had 30 spam emails, every day i get 30 more, they must be following me around.

Oh and how many times must i be offered a diploma.

And no i don't want Nigeria to deposit a million in my Bank Account

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 6:12 am

I use hotmail, but only because that I don't like the look of outlook.

The trick is to put up a junk mail filter and place it only on exclusive. That way only emails from your address book will be sent to you.

As for the diploma's *sigh* if only life was that easy

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 6:25 am

Originally posted by Tamerlane
I use hotmail, but only because that I don't like the look of outlook.

The trick is to put up a junk mail filter and place it only on exclusive. That way only emails from your address book will be sent to you.

As for the diploma's *sigh* if only life was that easy

Well i don't want to do that in case someone want's to email me from GB

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 6:33 am

Oh well...

Guess you could live with all the spam.

Wait a sec, what am I saying. I pity your situation Sleep.

Hope you find that wonderful e-mail site which we have all spent our lives searching for.