To be a Newbie (memories)

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 7:16 am

I believe that God is a male... because the whole Bible calls God a male. I mean what more evidence do you need. Have you ever seen God called a "she" in the Bible? Or "Mother"?
But you don't have to listen to me... I'm just the average bleach blond global destruction weapon possessing Arabic tenderheart.... ^.^ Boo...

Unfortunately, Sandrock is an arabic global destruction weapon, and this was two days before 9-11

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 7:29 am

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
XD!!!!!!!!!

And this means excatly what?

Hekate · Post by **Hekate** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 9:51 am

Good morning all. I'm a newbie!

I have been a newbie for awhile. Mostly lurking, really. But I just got a DSL modem, and I am ready to spam [dispite all this "communication" business that Weasels been pushing lately.

]

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 9:54 am

Originally posted by Hekate:
[dispite all this "communication" business that Weasels been pushing lately. ]

Well, you've got old information there. Weasel himself has already forgotten about his new "communication, not spam" thing...

Hekate · Post by **Hekate** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 9:58 am

It's just so hard for us newbies

to keep up with you professional spammers.

Hekate · Post by **Hekate** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:00 am

It's just so hard for us newbies

to keep up with you professional spammers.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:03 am

Originally posted by Hekate:
It's just so hard for us newbies to keep up with you professional spammers.

Don't worry. You'll get used to it soon...

Hekate · Post by **Hekate** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:08 am

OOPS! I am sooo excited that I'm stuttering. Relax, breath...The mantra of a newbie..."I can spam; i CAN spam; i can SPAM."

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:23 am

I recall you Hekate, you have spamming potential, keep it up

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:27 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
I recall you Hekate, you have spamming potential, keep it up

Yeah, though just do it without too many double posting...

Hekate · Post by **Hekate** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:34 am

Thanks for the encouragement Mr. Sleep

And look Minerva, I can spam with double posting

(my favorite smilie

)

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:40 am

@Hekate-Hiya, and happy spamming

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:46 am

Originally posted by Hekate:
And look Minerva, I can spam with double posting (my favorite smilie )

That's not difficult.

If you want to be a spammer, you should do it without couble (or triple) posting.

Ah, and don't forget to read Brink's pre-spammer's guide. That will help you to be a good spammer.

Hekate · Post by **Hekate** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:57 am

Originally posted by Minerva:
Ah, and don't forget to read Brink's pre-spammer's guide. That will help you to be a good spammer. [/QB]

You mean there are spamming instructions? Next thing you know, you will be telling me there are spamming rules? Oh this is so complicated...

No, wait, "I can spam; i CAN spam, i can SPAMMMMM!"

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 11:02 am

Originally posted by Hekate:
You mean there are spamming instructions? Next thing you know, you will be telling me there are spamming rules? Oh this is so complicated... No, wait, "I can spam; i CAN spam, i can SPAMMMMM!"

Just read it.

It's a great laugh actually...

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 11:02 am

Originally posted by Hekate:
You mean there are spamming instructions?

I wouldn't call them instructions...more like some helpful ( )tips and tricks, really...

Hekate · Post by **Hekate** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 11:25 am

I am familiar with your ways. I have been lurking around this board for some time now. It is much more fun to be a part of the spam than read through spam trails of days gone by.

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 11:30 am

Originally posted by Hekate:
I am familiar with your ways. I have been lurking around this board for some time now. It is much more fun to be a part of the spam than read through spam trails of days gone by.

This is a fundamental of spamming. Freshly baked, it has a savory aroma that can pick up your day, or make you sleep more quietly. But old spam is dingy and encrusted with lichen. It is caked with cobwebs, mothballs, and old telemarketing pamphlets. It is yesterday's non-news.

With the exceptions of factual spam, for instance, like the Dwarven Throwers thead up in the BG2;SoA area.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 11:41 am

Another person perverted by the twisted will of the spam... I love this place...

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 2:29 pm

Originally posted by Hekate:
Good morning all. I'm a newbie! I have been a newbie for awhile. Mostly lurking, really. But I just got a DSL modem, and I am ready to spam [dispite all this "communication" business that Weasels been pushing lately. ]

Master Weasel! There is a heathen among us! She brings evil new weapons to spam more effectively! This DSL is Devil's work! Out, out vile temptress!

Well, that is, unless you wish to become an Accolyte of Weasel and embrace the one true religion of COMMUNICATION!

All hail Weasel!