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LMAO @ Sleep!
Vehemence sits atop his lofty perch with binoculars in hand. "Blasted goons!" he mutters in anger, "I knew I shouldn't have gone for the weekly special!"
Vehemence decides on Plan C!
Moments later, seventeen samuri's surround Sleep surprising him with Silent approach. A quick HiYA! and a couple of well placed HAAAA!!'s later, and Sleep is back in another over-sized potato sack.
Vehemence sits atop his lofty perch with binoculars in hand. "Blasted goons!" he mutters in anger, "I knew I shouldn't have gone for the weekly special!"
Vehemence decides on Plan C!
Moments later, seventeen samuri's surround Sleep surprising him with Silent approach. A quick HiYA! and a couple of well placed HAAAA!!'s later, and Sleep is back in another over-sized potato sack.
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
*Weeps silently in the corner with his manhood shattered into a thousand pieces*Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Eh, sorry, Veh, what did you say? I'm afraid I was ROFLMAO in a mocking fashion....
I'm gonna need some super glue over here!
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Vehemence becomes less of a man as the lovely angel laughs mockingly at him
[ 07-03-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]
[ 07-03-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]
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Aha! Even better! *grabs duct tape and works as masterfully as Michaelangelo*Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Duct Tape works wonders
HA! I am restored
And with the protection of duct tape too! Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
@Vehemence-Erm,are you sure that you know how to use a duct tape??
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Sleep bizaarely manages to use the same tactics on the bag as before only this time with a different long object.... ..... upon meeting the seventeen (shouldn't it be seven? ) samurai he exclaims......
"You have all seen the skill with which i dispatched the last group do you think you can fight against the Axe of the unsigned?"
"Your axe is of no use against our Swords of the ultimate signature" *gasp*
"You dare to use such accursed weapons against me......OK this is no longer funny....." sleep grabs his flamethrower " you know what this is......?"
"Ahhh it is the Waverly Flame, No"
At this point sleep uses the waverly flame on these accursed samurai, mid cackling and screams can be heard sleep shouting flames that have never yet been heard by any man.......
..... upon meeting the seventeen (shouldn't it be seven? ) samurai he exclaims......"You have all seen the skill with which i dispatched the last group do you think you can fight against the Axe of the unsigned?"
"Your axe is of no use against our Swords of the ultimate signature" *gasp*
"You dare to use such accursed weapons against me......OK this is no longer funny....." sleep grabs his flamethrower " you know what this is......?"
"Ahhh it is the Waverly Flame, No"
At this point sleep uses the waverly flame on these accursed samurai, mid cackling and screams can be heard sleep shouting flames that have never yet been heard by any man.......
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
*scratches head* Hmmm... since when did I need a degree in manhood restorations?Originally posted by Brink:
<STRONG>@Vehemence-Erm,are you sure that you know how to use a duct tape??
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
@Vehemence-I don't think you need one, but you should at least make sure the duct tape doesn't interfere with your, erm, needs to go to the toilet
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Brink smiles as he sees his angel ROFL....then frowns as the thought of him being laughed at crosses his mind
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Vehemence mutters a couple of obscene words (which would not be suitable for those of you under the age of 402) at the sight of his seventeen silent samuri being smoldered by hot flames. Sitting and pondering the situation before finally screaming out "PLAN C!!!" A malevolent smile portruding across his face.
A moment later, a single solitary (man I like words starting with s! ) cyborg appears in front of Sleep. Sleep, upon seeing the cyborg and it's obvious power, flamer resistant metal and obviously un-dentable iron coting, decides to jump into the potato sack himself
VICTORY!
A moment later, a single solitary (man I like words starting with s!
) cyborg appears in front of Sleep. Sleep, upon seeing the cyborg and it's obvious power, flamer resistant metal and obviously un-dentable iron coting, decides to jump into the potato sack himself VICTORY!
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Sleep quickly exits from the bag.... (again!? ) and runs up the hill to swipe Vehmence' catheter, vehmence shouts more obscenities, croaking into his whiskey.....
Upon landing on the plateau sleep throws the contents of the catheter on the cyborg, the pure acidic nature of the contents burns through the cyborgs shielding and leaves him as pulp on the floor....
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) and runs up the hill to swipe Vehmence' catheter, vehmence shouts more obscenities, croaking into his whiskey.....Upon landing on the plateau sleep throws the contents of the catheter on the cyborg, the pure acidic nature of the contents burns through the cyborgs shielding and leaves him as pulp on the floor....
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I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
My catheter! Wait a minute... I don't have a catheter!! Then what did sleep just... and the cyborg.. um.. hmmm... Vehemence ponders for a moment as a squirril squanders out from the saftey (more s words!!! ) of it's home looking for it's catheter!
At any rate, Vehemence decides to let Mr.Sleep win this round... for Pland D is coming!
MUAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *more evil laughter*
) of it's home looking for it's catheter!At any rate, Vehemence decides to let Mr.Sleep win this round... for Pland D is coming!
MUAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *more evil laughter*
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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Funny word that... trustOriginally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>See.....I just knew that you couldn't be trusted.......
Why is it that a lot of people having trouble trusting me? Is it the evil glint in my eyes? hmmm.... Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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How did you know it was you I was talking about, is that a guilty conscience I hear speaking?
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@dragonwench-I apologize for my part of spamming your thread
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