Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:12 am
Ummmm, yeah, of course... *looks out of her window at the flying pigs*Originally posted by Fas:
<STRONG>But Honest and straight talking politican or diplomat is possible right?</STRONG>
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:13 am
Yep, our poiliticians NEVER lie to us. They want what's best for every citizen, and tell lobbyists to just 'put that bribe money away', because THAT'S not why they became a politicianOriginally posted by Fas:
<STRONG>But Honest and straight talking politican or diplomat is possible right?</STRONG>
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:16 am
Yeah, everyone knows it was for the interns, not the money.Yep, our poiliticians NEVER lie to us. They want what's best for every citizen, and tell lobbyists to just 'put that bribe money away', because THAT'S not why they became a politician
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:18 am
Well - gimme all your money and I'll teach you to lie and use sarcasm to hide lack of knowlegdeOriginally posted by Fas:
<STRONG>Darn looks like there is no future for me in this field.
But start acting 2 faced soon!
But Honest and straight talking politican or diplomat is possible right?</STRONG>
It is actually very very difficult (see I was about to write "hard" but that could have been interpreted in a freudian way
)to learn such skills.
Maybe I should combine my projekted programming and economics with some spindoctoring on the side
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:27 am
But, Xan, Waverly's not here, I'm sure the rest of us are much too nice to have said anything about that.Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>Well - gimme all your money and I'll teach you to lie and use sarcasm to hide lack of knowlegde
It is actually very very difficult (see I was about to write "hard" but that could have been interpreted in a freudian way
to learn such skills.
Maybe I should combine my projekted programming and economics with some spindoctoring on the side
Blood: ROFL
Well, there are the interns, and the hollywood girlfriends, the thousand dollar haircuts, the joy of seeing pictures of your pet on magazine covers ...so many reasons to be a politician! Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:30 am
Yeah of course - I didn't think of all of youOriginally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>But, Xan, Waverly's not here, I'm sure the rest of us are much too nice to have said anything about that.
<snip>
</STRONG>
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:31 am
@Georgi - Flying Pigs where?
I wanna get some for a circus i am starting!
@Viv, hmmm i don't think i want to be a politican anymore.
You just shattered my dreams!
@ Xandax *gives him 5 cents* there all my money!
So when do the lessons start??
I wanna get some for a circus i am starting!
@Viv, hmmm i don't think i want to be a politican anymore.
You just shattered my dreams!
@ Xandax *gives him 5 cents* there all my money!
So when do the lessons start??
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:32 am
I am in the wrong professionBlood: ROFL Well, there are the interns, and the hollywood girlfriends, the thousand dollar haircuts, the joy of seeing pictures of your pet on magazine covers ...so many reasons to be a politician!
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:33 am
Baah - now that I got your money, I'm outta here.Originally posted by Fas:
[QB<snip>
@ Xandax *gives him 5 cents* there all my money!
So when do the lessons start??[/QB]
Lesson 1: don't trust me ..... oh, to late
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:39 am
He's a naturalBaah - now that I got your money, I'm outta here
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:39 am
*takes out his Ak-47*
Where do you think you are going?
Lesson 1 has been learnt well.
*the gun still pointing at Xandax*
Now what is lesson number 2?
Where do you think you are going?
Lesson 1 has been learnt well.
*the gun still pointing at Xandax*
Now what is lesson number 2?
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:48 am
If you think pictures of your pet on national magazines is a 'good thing', then yes, you are in the wrong professionOriginally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>I am in the wrong profession
Fas: Can't you and Xan talk this out without bloodshed? I mean it's only a few cents? And, if that's all you had, where did you get the money for the gun?
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:51 am
Bloodshed?
Smells the aroma....must start stalking....
Smells the aroma....must start stalking....
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 10:51 am
I am Pakistani, i may not have clothes but i will have a gun!
Also *whsipers* don't tell Xandax it ain't loaded!
Also *whsipers* don't tell Xandax it ain't loaded!
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 11:05 am
*whispers back* I promise!Originally posted by Fas:
<STRONG>I am Pakistani, i may not have clothes but i will have a gun!
Also *whsipers* don't tell Xandax it ain't loaded!</STRONG>
But...If you have no clothes, where were you hiding the gun? *looks confused*
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 11:12 am
Don't ask if you really don't want to know.
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 11:20 am
Originally posted by Fas:
<STRONG>Don't ask if you really don't want to know.
Good point
To BG2 fans: It's probably a Minsc/Boo thing anyway
Or maybe a 'zen' thing Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 11:25 am
Definitely a Zen thing!
Need a lot of body control to hide a gun!
Need a lot of body control to hide a gun!
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 11:40 am
So, this zen of yours, do you use Tantric control?Originally posted by Fas:
<STRONG>Definitely a Zen thing!
Need a lot of body control to hide a gun!
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 11:43 am
Speaking of freudian slipOriginally posted by Fas:
<STRONG><snip>
Also *whsipers* don't tell Xandax it ain't loaded!</STRONG>
(Damned, I can't stand Freud
)Lesson 2: aiming lessons?