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Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
<STRONG>Question: A man is running down a hallway with a piece of paper in his hands. The lights flicker. He stops. Why?</STRONG>
He runs into the wall :D
Usually happens to me when I run in a dark hallway :D
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Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>@Maharlika - Thank you for explaining your workings, my brain is bleeding but you are correct none-the-less :D ;)

@CE - I like your approach - direct, to the point and again correct ;) The beggar can make an 8th cigarette from the stubs of the first seven she had already made ;)

Miss Goodbody has a box of socks in her closet, containing 24 red socks and s4 green socks. Since the closet is completely dark, what is the smallest number of socks she has to remove in order to be certain of getting two socks of different colours? it's 3

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There is a sign in a shop window saying:
7-12P
39-24P

How is this possible?
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posted by Mr. sleep

To re-lite his cigarette?
No sir.
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He runs into the wall
Usually happens to me when I run in a dark hallway
No sir

The lights only flickered, they did not go out completely. Sleep, our guys vices will not help with the answer.

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Is the piece of paper on fire?

If so, are the lights flickering because of him running?

this is probably off base, I have never done well at these. ;)
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posted by mcbane
Is the piece of paper on fire?
No
If so, are the lights flickering because of him running?
No
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Although my point is entirely legitimate :p :D just not your answer :D
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@ Ned ..Would the man be running through a prison by any chance?
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@ Ned ..Would the man be running through a prison by any chance?

Yep :rolleyes:
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Were the lights sirens(if you know what i mean)
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Were the lights sirens(if you know what i mean)

I think you've lost me. I'm talking about the overheard lights not sirens like on a police car, fire engine. does this help?
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Ill try and clarify what i ment was were the lights part of a siren system
Also does the letter say something like:
The power is low tell the planes to circle?(or other important things I.E stop the surgery)
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The lights are not part of a siren system and I can't tell you what the letter is, it gives too much away.
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A sailor and his crew has been abandoned on an island he is now back on the main land and walks into a resturant, he sits down and orders Albtrose(sp) soup(he had some on the island), takes one sip and screams, why?

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Were the locks in the prisen magnetic?
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Or some other electric lock system?
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Originally posted by craig:
<STRONG>A sailor and his crew has been abandoned on an island he is now back on the main land and walks into a resturant, he sits down and orders Albtrose(sp) soup(he had some on the island), takes one sip and screams, why?

[ 11-15-2001: Message edited by: craig ]</STRONG>
Because he has never eaten albatross soup before, he ate the other members of his crew ;) :)

Oh sorry i did not see that he has had some on the island, the answer i gave was to a previous one i answered in the other thread. As for your one i will think on it :)

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posted by craig
A sailor and his crew has been abandoned on an island he is now back on the main land and walks into a resturant, he sits down and orders Albtrose(sp) soup(he had some on the island), takes one sip and screams, why?
It's hot?
Were the locks in the prisen magnetic?
Not sure. It really doesn't affect the answer
Or some other electric lock system?
Again, I don't know as it has no bearing on the answer.
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Sorry I was having a microsoft update experience .. :mad:
The man had a pardon for a death row inmate. When the lights flickered it signified he was electrocuted. I thought I remembered that.
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Are the lights electric powered
And to my question
No
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