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Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>93.6% of statistics are made up on the spot

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LMAO like this one here

Originally posted by Brink:
<STRONG><SNIP> or something's fishy going on here.... </STRONG>

What fish ? Which fish ? Where ? Where ?

Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>{claps hands) </STRONG>

So do I.

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Also: Did you know, 10% of russia's income comes from the sale of vodka.</STRONG>

What is it with the Ruskies and their 10% Vodka? 10% of the Russian supply effort during WW2 was devoted to the supply of Vodka to front line troops.

[ 06-29-2001: Message edited by: Gruntboy ]

Originally posted by Witch King:
<STRONG>out-f*cking-rageous posts about bullsh!t, </STRONG>

Just out of interest Foul, have you actually read the forum rules?

Some useless information...

Pearls melt in vinegar.

It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet. (Developed by Western Union to Test telex/two communications)>

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.

"I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
Spades - King David; Clubs - Alexander the Great; Hearts - Charlemagne; and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Han**** and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Super bowl.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

The mask used by Michael Myers in the original Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.

Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.

Actor Tommy Lee Jones and vice-president Al Gore were freshman roommates at Harvard.

The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

@Veh What exactly do snails eat?

Everyone knows this one but anyway:

If you leave a tooth submerged in Coca Cola for 24 hrs it will dissolve.

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>@Veh What exactly do snails eat?

Everyone knows this one but anyway:

If you leave a tooth submerged in Coca Cola for 24 hrs it will dissolve.</STRONG>

The obvious answer: Snails eat snail food!

However, [url="http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Valley/6210/index1.htm"]their diet consists mainly of cucumber, lettuce and other fruit and vegetables[/url]





Oh incidentally, since when are you likely to take a big gulp of soda and leave it in your mouth for 24 hours?

And you don't

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>And you don't </STRONG>

Are you telling us that we should perhaps rename you to Mr. Gummy

ROFLMAO.

Coke goes in my mouth and makes me Mr Gummy it then goes to Mr Tummy and then Comes out of Mr Bummy..... an object lesson in biology

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>ROFLMAO.

Coke goes in my mouth and makes me Mr Gummy it then goes to Mr Tummy and then Comes out of Mr Bummy..... an object lesson in biology </STRONG>

LOL! Brings new meaning to the thread "Anatomy of a gamebanshee member"

ROFLMAO.

Mr Sleep sat on the Wall Mr Sleep had a great fall all the Weasels horses and all of Vehmences cod peices couldn't put Mr Sleep back together again.

LMAO!

Should open a market stand... cod pieces $2 or five for $10

LMFAO

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>93.6% of statistics are made up on the spot

</STRONG>

Pure genius?

Pure Reeves and Mortimer.

There are lies, damn lies, and statistics.