Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>I'd be a rooster with a whole bunch of chickens in my coop
Just think, you'd be a hit with all the chicks, annoy the hell out of the humans with a morning crow call and be able to strut around the place all day like you owned it!
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Growing up, we raised chickens. My Dad would always kill the roosters as soon as they were old enough to crow. You don't need roosters to get eggs from the hens! (A metaphor for life, maybe?)
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
Poler bear top of the food chain so i don't get killed
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Er, I do believe that the Inuit and other people living in the North are generally happy to do in polar bears. If you're looking to stay on top of the food chain you'll have to stick with human.
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@Dragonwench and Craig: I can confirm people at Northen Greenland eat polar bears in the winter, when the pack ice streches too far for fishing and seal hunting. (I haven't eaten polar bear, but brown bear is quite good.)
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Besides, dolphins are the only other species on the planet, besides humans, that have sex for fun
I'd say they're pretty cool too I still want to be that rooster... just not on Gwalchmai's farm!!!
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Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG><SNIP>take a look at the Dwarf chimps, they have sex most of their waking hours. </STRONG>
i was gonna change my vote, but i think i'll stay with the dolphin. at times i've had the pleasure of the sex all day for a few days, i know this sounds crazy but i get bored with it then. too much of anything(except money) gets old quickly.
Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>Oh no, there are many other species than humans and dolphins. For instance, take a look at the Dwarf chimps, they have sex most of their waking hours. </STRONG>
Really? Cool... didn't know that. I guess this constitues my "learn something every day" for today
I'm still stickin' with the rooster! Although that sex for most of their waking hours thing is a real tempter
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Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by leedogg:
<STRONG>V's crowing "a c*ck or two 'll do!" (say it quickly) shall the flames roll! </STRONG>
That's nasty! Not even gonna flame you in response to that one! I'm just gonna let you feel all guilty
Um... you feeling guilty yet? No... ah come on!!! Just a little? Sheesh, maybe I need the girls of this board to teach me the finer points of making people feel guilty
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Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>LOL@Veh you could try, but I don't think it'll work so well for you... </STRONG>
Lemme guess, I need poutier lips?
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Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
