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Oh, great guru. Please explain the mysteries of time and eternal youth. I humbly await your answer.
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Seeya Sleepy, that's a nice choice : First Wave :)
I'm not dead yet :D :p :cool:
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@Mr Sleep - glad to catch you well! ;) - sorry for the work bit though :( Catch you later... :D

@Kid - hey! how are you and how is the Ninja? :D

@Aegis :p

(Cannot spell - tis the shortening!)

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Which Ninja ? Ryu Hayabusha ? He's cudling with Irene as we speak :)
I'm not dead yet :D :p :cool:
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@Kid - OMG! :D

She is on your lap? :D It took me and hubby with full adrenalin to lift our baby out of the back of a transit van! :eek: :D

Hold on! Hyabusa? Nah blue Ninja! (you traded?)

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Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
<STRONG>Oh, great guru. Please explain the mysteries of time and eternal youth. I humbly await your answer.</STRONG>
Mystery time is, few that can answer. State of time in mind is as youth is to time, time is too youth. Believe you are youthful and gone shall be time...

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Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Mystery time is, few that can answer. State of time in mind is as youth is to time, time is too youth. Believe you are youthful and gone shall be time...

:D </STRONG>
Yeah, that's what I thought too..... :rolleyes:
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Help glad I could, better now are you...

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Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>I am, is, and was the Elder Guru. Sage of time, master of fate, and giver of advice. Come to, and I will relate the answer to you questions...

*Aegis, in a Toga, is floating a few feet of the ground, and the top of a mountain peak. A patchy, taped on long grey beard hangs down to his waist...*

:D </STRONG>
Suffering from shortening disease and bad Yoda impressions, you are. Upgrade Toga from invibility to invincibilty, you have?

Tell me the meaning of finding two twos in pyramids, you will?
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One does find not two twos in pyramids. One, reflection of, the other is, what truly the other becomes...

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Tell me, oh great guru, what awful affliction causes speakers of Canadian English to suddenly manifest inappropriate grammatical structures (possibly reverse Greek, for example) in their words of wisdom?
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Wisdom, it does, makes a mind think cyrstal, as a pond is clear. Candaian, am I, that speak as do Sages of great Roman time...

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Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>And yours? an anagram of I sage :D (or I geas! :D )</STRONG>
What about "Is gae"? :p :D
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Flames, SS, post you do, but called for is not. Not "gae" I am, straight, runs I like thr trains and their track...
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Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>What about "Is gae"? :p :D </STRONG>
You cruel cruel girl ;) :D

What about Sailor Saturn? Possible Anagrams:

A Liar No Truss - so close to no trust ;)
Liar, Ass Or Nut :D
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Cruelity, you have, when others you mock...
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Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Cruelity, you have, when others you mock...</STRONG>
Stupid you sound when yoda inpersonation you do! :D
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Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Cruelity</STRONG>
I'm telling you, the cure's in there somewhere... ;)
Who, me?!?
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Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>Hold on! Hayabusa? Nah blue Ninja! (you traded?)</STRONG>
Awwww My ZX-9 ? Never trade her in million years ! She's my precious beauty, my everlasting love (besides my GF :) )

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@Veh: Yoda, I'm not, Sage, yes, I. Impersonation, not this, wisdom it is...
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