The Island of Dr Grunt

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 6:04 am

I run jurasic-park style jaunts, without the mayhem and torn flesh though.

My contingent of pantless marines keep the mutants in order

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 6:54 am

may the marines excite me as much as they excite you....

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 6:57 am

Watch it young lady. These marines don't just look pretty y'know. The wield a mean weapon...

Gotta run. POETS day today.

Darn, and Ubik just showed up. Prepare for prime filth ladies & germs.

See ya.

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 7:00 am

oh so they look pretty as well? that would explain the attraction...

gruntboy? prettyboy more like...!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 7:06 am

Vixen: Hi and good morning!

You and Grunt are a couple?

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 7:08 am

You bleeding shmuck, where do you think you are going? Stand and listen!!!!

Heya Grunty, long time no see

So, where is the party?

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 7:30 am

Ubik-Long time no see uncle Ubik

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 7:53 am

viv- no i just come from the same area of england as him and enjoy winding him up occasionally!

hows things?

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 7:55 am

Vix: Good

I'm posting too much though

How are you?

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 8:01 am

Originally posted by Waverly Junior:
<STRONG>@Gruntboy-You will pay for your insolence once I get rid of Brink </STRONG>

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 12:05 pm

But..but master........

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 4:56 pm

@viv- posting too much anyway. don't feel like serious spammer till i reach 1000 posts so have set myself a target!

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 10:20 pm

@ Vixen..You'll get there

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 2:16 am

@t- i'll try my hardest. and with the help of aol's free internet trial it could well be achieved.

btw- is it just me or does craig's last post sound like some kind of domination/s+m thing?!

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 7:57 am

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 10:15 am

Originally posted by vixen:
<STRONG>
btw- is it just me or does craig's last post sound like some kind of domination/s+m thing?! </STRONG>

LMFAO.....Gruntie will have to answer this..

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 10:20 am

@Gruntboy-I've asked McDonald's about those Big Macs and I'm afraid they won't let me supply it to your island.Sorry there buddy

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 5:13 pm

Don't worry about the big macs. I'll steal some from mcdonalds. My mafia friends will handle the smuggling.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue May 01, 2001 4:40 am

"BUMP"

(This story needs to be reawakened)

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue May 01, 2001 5:50 am

Craig is just a brief experiment I dallied with - something called a "whipping monkey". I wanted this creature I could beat on and it wouldn't wimper or complain - but it was to have no spine or balls either.

I think I made a good job of it but it managed to slither off down the toilet.

Meanwhile, Dr Grunt worked on his next feindish behemoth. A creature who's head was so big it would not fit througha double door. In an attmept to isolate the arrogance gene, Dr Grunt first pumped up the arrogance levels beyend belief. Then it was noted that that animals genitals had to be relocated to the forehead for, um, some reason. After adding halitosis, Voila! The Pat Bou.

Assistant Karembeu, I think the Anuscisor needs new batteries - its amazing how much pain the Waverlarse can take. Lets amuse ourselves by flashing lights at the Foul beast.