Like I haven't heard that before.Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Quiet, or I'll take out my teeth and throw 'em at ya.
Actually...an old lady did threatened me exactly like that once several years ago.
Yes, it *can* be done!
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Sailor Saturn
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Actually...an old lady did threatened me exactly like that once several years ago.
Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
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Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>you mean 50 is actually an age? I thought it was some miracle story the government tokd people, so they would continue working meaningless jobs for the oh so non existent pension...
It is, Fable will be lead out in a field to graze.
*Beware!!!!*
*Has tendincies to lie and hurt*
*Has tendincies to lie and hurt*
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fable
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Not to mention my adamantine crutch and shoes made from depleted uranium cannisters.Originally posted by HighLordDave:
<STRONG>I'd take him seriously, Sailor Saturn . . . he's probably got those old-style dentures with the gold bridges and real ivory teeth; they're heavy as all getout and might leave a bruise if he managed to hit you with them.</STRONG>
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It might be in place but......there are other considerationsOriginally posted by fable:
<STRONG>I turned 50 about eleven hours ago. Thus far, everything is still in place.
Happy Bitrhday Fable
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Happy B-Day Fable! In honor of you being so decrepit now, here are some Rodney Dangerfield jokes I plagiarized. Let me know if any of them apply to you.
"I'm getting old. At my age, with sex I like a threesome - in case one of us dies."
"Why am I talking about sex for? I got no sex life; I'm old. I tried a Viagra pill -- my tongue got hard."
"When we got married, I told my wife I like sex twice a day -- she said, 'Me, too.' Now we never see each other."
"I found out my wife is faking orgasms -- four of my friends told me."
"Last week my wife told me we were going to have Olympic sex. You know, once every 4 years."
"You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. Abe Lincoln said all men are created equal. He never went to a nude beach."
In honor of you being so decrepit now, here are some Rodney Dangerfield jokes I plagiarized. Let me know if any of them apply to you. "I'm getting old. At my age, with sex I like a threesome - in case one of us dies."
"Why am I talking about sex for? I got no sex life; I'm old. I tried a Viagra pill -- my tongue got hard."
"When we got married, I told my wife I like sex twice a day -- she said, 'Me, too.' Now we never see each other."
"I found out my wife is faking orgasms -- four of my friends told me."
"Last week my wife told me we were going to have Olympic sex. You know, once every 4 years."
"You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. Abe Lincoln said all men are created equal. He never went to a nude beach."
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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Do you have a titanium walker, too? Or what about a '70 Impala with a Clapper hooked up to the starter? Do you and your wife have matching clothes and an RV? Have you moved to Florida yet? There's no state income tax, no state estate tax and it is God's waiting room . . .Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Not to mention my adamantine crutch and shoes made from depleted uranium cannisters.
Jesus saves! And takes half damage!
If brute force doesn't work, you're not using enough.
If brute force doesn't work, you're not using enough.
Happy Birthday, fable! I have worked some complex astrological computations to create the following unique horoscope for you:
This is a good time to meet new people. Be sure to ask them what gender they are. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy". Your lap is trying to tell you something: treat it the way you would a forlorn volcano. With that special someone, emphasize a tendency to tango, especially if a communist billiard ball is involved. Anything involving yoga, a fine Chianti, and counting to Pi is sure to succeed. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. You are positively aspected for a career in thumb sucking.
This is a good time to meet new people. Be sure to ask them what gender they are. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy". Your lap is trying to tell you something: treat it the way you would a forlorn volcano. With that special someone, emphasize a tendency to tango, especially if a communist billiard ball is involved. Anything involving yoga, a fine Chianti, and counting to Pi is sure to succeed. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. You are positively aspected for a career in thumb sucking.
Those who will play with kitties must expect to be scratched.
Many are cold; few are frozen.
Absence is to love what wind is to fire... it extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.
Many are cold; few are frozen.
Absence is to love what wind is to fire... it extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.
Happy Birthday fable .
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fable
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No, but the matching clothes and RV pretty much describe my inlaws.Originally posted by HighLordDave:
<STRONG>Do you have a titanium walker, too? Or what about a '70 Impala with a Clapper hooked up to the starter? Do you and your wife have matching clothes and an RV? </STRONG>
It's scary, too. [q]Have you moved to Florida yet? There's no state income tax, no state estate tax and it is God's waiting room . . .[/q]
Lived in North Florida for 4 years, and Miami for 3. Too damn humid. Fire ants are among the most vindictive creatures on the face of the earth. Miami cops are lax with criminals, great at intimidating the public at large.
Re: taxes--I'm in favor of increasing 'em, on city, state and federal levels, to provide a reasonable level of social services, so this particular argument doesn't necessarily have the expected effect on me.
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fable
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Thanks for all the congrats from you guys. I just got my birthday presents, today. My wife gave me a gold-colored, engraved keyfob with a watch in it (I never wear watches), which was really thoughtful; a used book I'd been wanting for some time; and a bookstand for reading.
And our health insurance company sent me instructions and the, well, apparatus, for conducting a rectal cancer examine. I'm not joking.
I am still inclined to send it back and with amended instructions for their use.
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I just got my birthday presents, today. My wife gave me a gold-colored, engraved keyfob with a watch in it (I never wear watches), which was really thoughtful; a used book I'd been wanting for some time; and a bookstand for reading.And our health insurance company sent me instructions and the, well, apparatus, for conducting a rectal cancer examine. I'm not joking.
I am still inclined to send it back and with amended instructions for their use. [ 12-11-2001: Message edited by: fable ]
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Yeah, well, eat oatmeal and die, ya young whippersnapper!Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Alright Fable.. Your time is up... follow me, and I'll have my men (Wankerly) excort you to the penial legions, and sal mines.. You old coot...
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Rectal cancer exam toolkit?!
My business oportunity awaits - Millionaire status beckons!
"Gruntboy's DIY rectal exam kit"
RRP $29.99 (+ shipping and handling.
ROFLMAO
My business oportunity awaits - Millionaire status beckons!
"Gruntboy's DIY rectal exam kit"
RRP $29.99 (+ shipping and handling.
ROFLMAO
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Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
Gamebanshee: [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/"]Make your gaming scream![/url]
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fable
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Heh! If it's sold by Brookstone (one of the "exclusive gifts" shops in the US), they'll probably add a sexy female voice on a tiny computer chip giving you instructions.Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>Rectal cancer exam toolkit?!
My business oportunity awaits - Millionaire status beckons!
"Gruntboy's DIY rectal exam kit"
RRP $29.99 (+ shipping and handling.
ROFLMAO
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