Qu@yle's Eggs

Aleldar · Post by **Aleldar** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 3:40 pm

By reading what Fable posts. To me it is not spam or communication. He is starting to give me nightmares of my collage days. The Professor going on and on and on and on................... ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 3:49 pm

Good work Fable... You killed another one...

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 4:54 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
Good work Fable... You killed another one...

I always seek to do my humble best, you know.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 4:58 pm

Aleldar · Post by **Aleldar** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 5:15 pm

Originally posted by fable:
I always seek to do my humble best, you know.

You didn't kill me, just put me to sleep with dribble.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 5:32 pm

Dribble!

Aleldar · Post by **Aleldar** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 5:37 pm

It is a way someone talks, on and on. But, you still don't understand what they are talking about.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 5:42 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
Good work Fable... You killed another one...

Natural selection

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 6:39 pm

Good morning, everybody!

After that enlightening discourse with bloody I might say I did have some profound sleep!

I see Fabulous Fable has posted his quotes already.

Got a bunch coming up, one of them from the Man himself.

Read on.

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana....The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are." - Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22

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Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why?"

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." -Miss
Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest

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"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." -David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-
smoking campaign

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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." -Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." -Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.

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"Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued...Reason: it has been reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976."
-Letter from the Illinois Department of Public Aid

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"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history... this century's history....We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." -Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican vice-presidential candidate during a news conference in which he was asked his opinion of the Holocaust

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"Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself."
-Chicago Rotary Club journal, "Gyrator"

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"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe." -Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

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"I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted." -Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries

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"After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post."
-Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island

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"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." -Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series

Word · Post by **Word** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 6:54 pm

"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
the Brain

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 7:12 pm

Originally posted by Aleldar:

You didn't kill me, just put me to sleep with dribble.

That's drivel, and Quayle doesn't put one to sleep. He stimulates nausea. Sheesh, what's wrong with the present generation. They don't even know the drugs they take off the shelves.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 7:14 pm

Yes, but @Maharlika, many of those remarks were simply slips of the tongue. Quayle, on the other hand, actually *knew* what he was saying, when he made many of those absolutely vapid remarks. He considered them possessing serious content.

If it helps at all, Quayle's father, a noted Indiana newspaper editor, dislikes his son intensely, has published editorials against him, and considers him an idiot.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 7:23 pm

@Fable: I'm now beginning to understand what kind of a man he is. Maybe CE can use him as her "understudy."

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 8:45 pm

Understudy, or over study...

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Nov 06, 2001 3:44 am

Originally posted by fable:
The problem with a spammed topic is that non-spammers looking for content tend to look elsewhere.

My, my... Fable has what it takes to be a COMMie!

Lead on!

Aleldar · Post by **Aleldar** » Tue Nov 06, 2001 11:13 am

Originally posted by fable:
That's drivel, and Quayle doesn't put one to sleep. He stimulates nausea. Sheesh, what's wrong with the present generation. They don't even know the drugs they take off the shelves.

I think, I need some drugs. Is there a doctor in the house??? A real one, not a nut therapist.

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Tue Nov 06, 2001 12:24 pm

Cheese Omlet!