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KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Nov 04, 2001 12:30 pm

X-man you can't accuse me because of your system failure. You better learn hide in shadows technique like I do if you want to lurk. It's better, faster and deadlier

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Sun Nov 04, 2001 12:31 pm

Originally posted by Yshania:
@Kid - you could at least lend Xan your spamming gloves until he becomes a little more comfortable

Bhaa - I don't need his useless gloves.
My "Posting lurker" powers is not even challenge by this.
I've BTW repaired my swicht and am going into full-lurker mode for a while

See ya later

EDIT: @Kid#, hmm I though you had jumped on Weasels communicating wagon - why do you need to "hide in shadows"

[ 11-04-2001: Message edited by: Xandax ]

THE JAKER · Post by **THE JAKER** » Sun Nov 04, 2001 12:33 pm

Spamma-lamma-ding-dong!

Welcome to the board Smoothy!

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Nov 04, 2001 12:35 pm

Useless glove ? Nahhh He just envy it too much

@X-man : Nope I'm still a lonewolf with no cult allignment. Weasel hasn't make his undertable money offer yet

[ 11-04-2001: Message edited by: KidD01 ]

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Nov 04, 2001 2:05 pm

Welcome, @Smoothbrain. Jump right in. You will, of course, be assimilated.

Originally posted by Fas:
How exactly do you become a commer or a spammer? Being a lurker is self explanatory!

A spammer is somebody whose posts contain a remarkable amount of trivial content. All of this is gathered to your account at the end of each business day. When you die, if your SF (Spam Factor) exceeds that of a standard US daytime talk program, you are allowed to rule a planet. Don't ask me why; nobody ever said the galaxy was fair.

Hope that helps.

CM · Post by CM » Sun Nov 04, 2001 2:59 pm

Originally posted by fable:
Welcome, @Smoothbrain. Jump right in. You will, of course, be assimilated.

A spammer is somebody whose posts contain a remarkable amount of trivial content. All of this is gathered to your account at the end of each business day. When you die, if your SF (Spam Factor) exceeds that of a standard US daytime talk program, you are allowed to rule a planet. Don't ask me why; nobody ever said the galaxy was fair.

Hope that helps.

Well no that i am a communicator it doesn't really matter!

Plus are you a spammer?

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Nov 04, 2001 3:05 pm

Originally posted by Fas:
Well no that i am a communicator it doesn't really matter!
Plus are you a spammer?

I am but a humble student in spamming. I sit at the feet of the likes of Weasel and Waverly; I listen to them; I learn from their examples, or at any rate--I try to. But it takes a lot of time and effort to make a really good spammer, @Fas.

CM · Post by CM » Sun Nov 04, 2001 3:18 pm

Originally posted by fable:
I am but a humble student in spamming. I sit at the feet of the likes of Weasel and Waverly; I listen to them; I learn from their examples, or at any rate--I try to. But it takes a lot of time and effort to make a really good spammer, @Fas.

Ah i will learn from weasel the art of communicating.
Spamming is evil!

But i agree it takes alot of time and patience, plus it really depends on your writting style!
So you are a student with 3700 odd posts.
Man you sleep alot in class or something???

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sun Nov 04, 2001 5:43 pm

Originally posted by Fas:
Ah i will learn from weasel the art of communicating.
Spamming is evil!
But i agree it takes alot of time and patience, plus it really depends on your writting style!
So you are a student with 3700 odd posts.
Man you sleep alot in class or something???

Wow Weasel's really taken over. he appeals to the lunatics with spam. The not so lunatics with communication.
We all fell into his hands.

Hi smoothy, have a good time here. Communication is for fruits and vegatables. Its worse than the anti-spammers.(those guys were bad).

Man, weasel, are you trying to make an army of sub lunatics war with the lunatics. And your ruler of cuba.

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Nov 04, 2001 6:03 pm

Originally posted by Fas:
Ah i will learn from weasel the art of communicating.
Spamming is evil!
But i agree it takes alot of time and patience, plus it really depends on your writting style!
So you are a student with 3700 odd posts.
Man you sleep alot in class or something???

No, I simply have a genetic predisposition against spamming. Most of my ancestors refused to speak unless they really had something important to say, and as a result, they were shunned by trivial societies, everywhere. They migrated across the globe, seeking always some place where they could put down roots and Be Serious, but always ran into spam of all flavors.

From such roots have I sprung, and endeavor to change my nature. I *will* to spam! I *will* to speak will absolutely no point!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sun Nov 04, 2001 6:52 pm

Welcome smoothy!

Spam or Comm?

Your choice.

I haven't decided yet.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Nov 04, 2001 7:06 pm

Posted by Weasel

Look to your self and be

So you are becoming enlightened My Son. This fills my heart with joy.

Welcome Smooth, hope you stay sane.

josh · Post by **josh** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 3:53 am

Welcome to SYM Smoothbrain.

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 4:19 am

Have you really thought this through?Anyway,Leave your brains in liquid nitrogen for a while,arm yourself with a pesticide(lots of rodents about turned to communicators)get a spammolytic and you are ready to delve into the Realm of SPAMMCOM.Welcome!!!

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 4:22 am

Originally posted by Fas:
How exactly do you become a commer or a spammer?
Being a lurker is self explanatory!

Don't you assume this.It will be called sacrilege.However,Private Tutorials are held on various levels of Experience.You'll even be certified!(If you survive,that is)

Grojlach · Post by **Grojlach** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 12:03 pm

Wowzers! Smoothbrain told me yesterday that she signed up but she didn't post her welcome message just yet. And now look at the can of spam you guys have opened in only a day time. Tssk.

Oh and welcome of course.

[ 11-05-2001: Message edited by: Grojlach ]

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 12:10 pm

Hi smothbrain i know you...

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 12:55 pm

Originally posted by craig:
Hi smothbrain i know you...

Craig, wheres your brother (Stoner Cold) haven't seen him in a little while....

Aleldar · Post by **Aleldar** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 1:10 pm

Originally posted by Smoothbrain:
Hey new to the board, hopefully I'll be able to swing by here on my normal rounds.

Hi nice to meet you.

CM · Post by CM » Mon Nov 05, 2001 1:37 pm

Thorin if you weren't a god, and a good cook, i would show you what communication really is!

I am insane and a chauvinist.
No lunatic can compare!

Fable i believe communication will be more your style and you could maintain your family traditions and disposition.
Weasel will enlighten you on the real deal with communication.
Plus you get a 90210 (

) Nokia communicator if you join!