Ahem, for all purposes relating to this story, Vehemence shall now be refered to as Scratchy.
Note1: Any attempt to call him otherwise while in this thread will result in severe whippings with his extra large can of whipped cream.
Note2: Any attempt to call him Scratchy in any thread outside of this one will result in complete deniability which may or may not be accompanied by death threats that look like chicken scratchings
WARNING: Scratchy the Ninja Clown is not someone you shall want to mess with.
He is armed with:
1 Complete black ninja outfit with matching boots.
6 ninja plastic ninja stars with rubber soft bits on the end so as not to poke eyes out (extra safe that way)
Scratchy's Safety Tip: When throwing ninja death stars, always duck straight after.
1 Grappling hook with extra long cable.
1 pair of infrared goggles
1 pair of x-ray specs
1 pack of mint flavoured gum in individually wrapped foil pieces.
1 pair of extra industrial strength cutters for cutting through the most hardened substance in the world... duct tape.
2 cans of extra strength strawberry flavoured whipped cream.
A chicken named Mojo Bill who has awesome powers too many to list
A six inch retractable ladder which can extend up to 40 feet.
A length of string.
A swiss army knife with sturdy rubber restraints.
Scratchy and Mojo Bill's entrance: Scene 1.
The small rubber dingy washes up against the hull of the love boat. A flash and whisking sound soon follows as a grappling hook winches a dark and mysterious figure up to the boat. "Well Mojo Bill, it looks like we've found the place" said Scratchy the ninja clown.
"Sqwauk, gobble gooble, cluck" said Mojo Bill.
"Yes yes, I'll get to that later." responded Scratchy tensely. "Onwards!"
"CLUCK!" added Mojo Bill.
