Obviously it's a stupid question to ask, I was just mystified that you had put that as the ideal answer, Veh. Clearly, "yes, but I love you anyway" (which is how that would be interpreted) isn't going to cut it with anyone who bothers to ask...
Five Toughest Questions
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3 - "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include:
a - I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either.
b - Compared to what?
c - A little extra weight looks good on you.
d - I've seen fatter.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.
My personal favorite would be What do your scales says, dear ?
a - I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either.
b - Compared to what?
c - A little extra weight looks good on you.
d - I've seen fatter.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.
My personal favorite would be What do your scales says, dear ?
I'm not dead yet
1 - "What are you thinking?"
what dear?
2 - "Do you love me?"
yes dear.
3 - "Do I look fat?"
no dear.
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
no dear.
5 - "What would you do if I died?"
i'd die too dear.
the joys of marraige!
[ 06-14-2001: Message edited by: leedogg ]
what dear?
2 - "Do you love me?"
yes dear.
3 - "Do I look fat?"
no dear.
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
no dear.
5 - "What would you do if I died?"
i'd die too dear.
the joys of marraige!
[ 06-14-2001: Message edited by: leedogg ]
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I'll give you two sets of replies:
A. What you should say, take it from a trained psychologist
B. What I would say (or have said.)
1."What are you thinking?"
A. "I'm thinking about *whatever subject does not matter* and that I really would like to hear your opinion about it."
B. "On my job."
2. "Do you love me?"
A. "Of course I do, otherwise I wouldn't be with you. Why do you ask?"
B. "If I didn't, what do you think I'm doing here? Admiring your cute ass for 2 years in a row?"
3."Do I look fat?"
A. No, certainly not, you look great. You have a very beautiful and sexy behind//legs/whatever. But if you feel like changing soemthing...maybe you would *also* look very good with a little bit more muscles on your ass/legs/whatever. (The *also* is very important - don't suggest the person would look *better* other than the way he/she is)
B. They never have to ask, I suggest they should exercise more long before they even start to get fat
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
A. "Well, he/she is very pretty. But his teeth look to much like a toothpaste commercial, a bit too superficial. (Focus on something that is not so pretty, everybody has something). You are much prettier."
B. "Yes, but that doesn't change anything."
5. "What would you do if I died?"
A. "I don't know...I would be devastated. I'd rather not think about that now, it's too horrible."
B. "I have no idea, since it hasn't happened yet. Maybe we don't even know each other when that day comes."
6. Have you ever fool around with NN?
A. "Yes, a long time ago I had this brief affair with NN, but he never meant anything special to me/it was a mistake/I never felt anything for him that's even close to what I feel for you."
B. "Yes, and that was great fun, he's really good in bed."
On the serious side: Don't start a relationship with a person asking any of these questions unless you like to take the role of constant provider of ego-booster, confirmation giver and support person.
A. What you should say, take it from a trained psychologist
B. What I would say (or have said.)
1."What are you thinking?"
A. "I'm thinking about *whatever subject does not matter* and that I really would like to hear your opinion about it."
B. "On my job."
2. "Do you love me?"
A. "Of course I do, otherwise I wouldn't be with you. Why do you ask?"
B. "If I didn't, what do you think I'm doing here? Admiring your cute ass for 2 years in a row?"
3."Do I look fat?"
A. No, certainly not, you look great. You have a very beautiful and sexy behind//legs/whatever. But if you feel like changing soemthing...maybe you would *also* look very good with a little bit more muscles on your ass/legs/whatever. (The *also* is very important - don't suggest the person would look *better* other than the way he/she is)
B. They never have to ask, I suggest they should exercise more long before they even start to get fat
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
A. "Well, he/she is very pretty. But his teeth look to much like a toothpaste commercial, a bit too superficial. (Focus on something that is not so pretty, everybody has something). You are much prettier."
B. "Yes, but that doesn't change anything."
5. "What would you do if I died?"
A. "I don't know...I would be devastated. I'd rather not think about that now, it's too horrible."
B. "I have no idea, since it hasn't happened yet. Maybe we don't even know each other when that day comes."
6. Have you ever fool around with NN?
A. "Yes, a long time ago I had this brief affair with NN, but he never meant anything special to me/it was a mistake/I never felt anything for him that's even close to what I feel for you."
B. "Yes, and that was great fun, he's really good in bed."
On the serious side: Don't start a relationship with a person asking any of these questions unless you like to take the role of constant provider of ego-booster, confirmation giver and support person.
"There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance." - Hippocrates
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I remember Peggy asked Hank something like this on FOX's King of the Hill. His answer: "That's what we call a loaded question. Whatever I answer there's a bullet in every chamber waiting to blow my head off."Originally posted by KidD01:
<STRONG>Five Toughest Questions The five questions are:
1 - "What are you thinking?"
2 - "Do you love me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would you do if I died?"</STRONG>
I think it's actually: "A thousand poets could write for a thousand years and still describe but 3/8 of your beauty." God I love the Simpsons. "Slow down frenchy, this stuff is gold!"Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Do you love me?
Answer: Even a thousand poets working for a thousand years couldn't put in words how much I love you.</STRONG>
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
"What are you thinking?"
Nothing at the moment,I'll beep you when something enters my mind
"Do you love me?"
That depends.Do YOU love me?
"Do I look fat?"
*points at the television/another lady walking by* My,do you see how fat she looks??!!
"Do you think she is prettier than me?"
*start talking to the tree/squirrel/anything but my girlfriend*
"What would you do if I died?"
Everyone will die sooner or later,don't worry too much about it
This is all thanks to the Romance 101 for Brink thread
[ 06-15-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]
Nothing at the moment,I'll beep you when something enters my mind
"Do you love me?"
That depends.Do YOU love me?
"Do I look fat?"
*points at the television/another lady walking by* My,do you see how fat she looks??!!
"Do you think she is prettier than me?"
*start talking to the tree/squirrel/anything but my girlfriend*
"What would you do if I died?"
Everyone will die sooner or later,don't worry too much about it
This is all thanks to the Romance 101 for Brink thread
[ 06-15-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]
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"What are you thinking?"
How much I love you
"Do you love me?"
Of course I do.
"Do I look fat?"
Of course you don't, you are more beutiful than the day we met.
"Do you think she is prettier than me?"
Who?? - Scarecrow over there. you are so much more pretty than her.
"What would you do if I died?"
I couldn't imagine living with somebody else than you.
Pffeee - though questions indeed
How much I love you
"Do you love me?"
Of course I do.
"Do I look fat?"
Of course you don't, you are more beutiful than the day we met.
"Do you think she is prettier than me?"
Who?? - Scarecrow over there. you are so much more pretty than her.
"What would you do if I died?"
I couldn't imagine living with somebody else than you.
Pffeee - though questions indeed
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LMAO!Originally posted by leedogg:
<STRONG>1 - "What are you thinking?"
what dear?
2 - "Do you love me?"
yes dear.
3 - "Do I look fat?"
no dear.
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
no dear.
5 - "What would you do if I died?"
i'd die too dear.
the joys of marraige!
[ 06-14-2001: Message edited by: leedogg ]</STRONG>
Poor b*stard! Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
"Am I fat?"
"Well, what did the electronic scales say last time you got on them honey? 'One at a time please', 'No herds please' or 'No aircraft carriers please'?
"Well, what did the electronic scales say last time you got on them honey? 'One at a time please', 'No herds please' or 'No aircraft carriers please'?
"Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his pants for his friends."
Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
Gamebanshee: [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/"]Make your gaming scream![/url]
Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
Gamebanshee: [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/"]Make your gaming scream![/url]
*checks calendar* Um, Grunt, according to this, it's SPAM day every day!!!Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>Heya KidD01, its Spamday today.
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
LOL, that sounds like something my father would say to my mom. Only, he has a way of saying stuff like that that makes her realize how silly it is to ask, and she ends up laughing, and he ends up laughing...ahhOriginally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>"Am I fat?"
"Well, what did the electronic scales say last time you got on them honey? 'One at a time please', 'No herds please' or 'No aircraft carriers please'?
Cheers all.
Veh - But today is VERY special. Not only is it spamday, you guessed it, its also POETS day...
Loner72 - I like your sentiments about New England. I hope to retire there some day. I love Vermont radio (in a completely different way to how I love the marines ).
Veh - But today is VERY special. Not only is it spamday, you guessed it, its also POETS day...
Loner72 - I like your sentiments about New England. I hope to retire there some day. I love Vermont radio (in a completely different way to how I love the marines
)."Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his pants for his friends."
Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
Gamebanshee: [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/"]Make your gaming scream![/url]
Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
Gamebanshee: [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/"]Make your gaming scream![/url]
That's from a line of poetry from the first governor of Massachusetts. "When I shall die, you shall find engraved upon my heart, 'New England'." Just a bit of trivia for youOriginally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>Loner72 - I like your sentiments about New England. I hope to retire there some day.).</STRONG>