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Luis Antonio
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Red is the color tonight. I guess... hm... I'm just... erm... well, i'll recover :p
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[QUOTE=the_limey]You seem to have a homicidal turn of mind tonight Luis.[/QUOTE]

It his helmet, he'll be ok. ;)
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[QUOTE=the_limey]And, of course when Galahad (I think) finds himself in a convent of sex-starved nuns only to be "rescued" by that moron Lancelot.[/QUOTE]
Yes the castle of Anthrax, Oh it's not a really good name is it? :p :cool:

"Yes he will give us all good and hard spankings, then, the Oral Sex!!"
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[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together... :o Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Red is the color tonight. I guess... hm... I'm just... erm... well, i'll recover :p [/QUOTE]

Yes, Dr Limey proscribes plenty of tequila and naked ladies- Strip Club!
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[QUOTE=the_limey]Yes, Dr Limey proscribes plenty of tequila and naked ladies- Strip Club![/QUOTE]

Doctor Limey, why havent you prescribed me that earlier? *goes to strip club* I want them on my face, you know :D
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[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]"Yes he will give us all good and hard spankings, then, the Oral Sex!!"[/QUOTE]

That line, got me into SO much trouble one night. I was sore for a week. :o
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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Doctor Limey, why havent you prescribed me that earlier? *goes to strip club* I want them on my face, you know :D [/QUOTE]

Sorry, it's just I normally keep this particular prescription for myself (though I normally susbtitue tequila for Earl Grey- stimulating and refreshing but makes you appear sophisticated to bimbos)
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*Walks in wearing a cowgirl hat, leather jacket and boots, and tight leather pants carrying a longwhip and a leather wallet.*
I'll have a double Johnny Walker Black please,
*slides onto a stool*
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[QUOTE=Athena]*Walks in wearing a cowgirl hat, leather jacket and boots, and tight leather pants carrying a longwhip and a leather wallet.*
I'll have a double Johnny Walker Black please,
*slides onto a stool*[/QUOTE]

*waves* Hey you. ;)
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Athena, would you like to dance with a Shiny armor knight? I've been told about your beauty, but you are far more striking than I've thought.
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Hello Hello athena. ;)
And how are you today, If I may ask.
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[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together... :o Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]
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Ah, the pleasure is all mine! *Takes a shot*
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Shots are good, I lost my vodka though. :(
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*orders Mag a double Grey Goose*
Salute!
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Where is that wanker when you need him?

Yo FAS!
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[QUOTE=Athena]*orders Mag a double Grey Goose*
Salute![/QUOTE]

Thank you cutie. ;) How's everything been going?
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(YW) *drinks*
Things been a'ight, xcept for this lag. How 'bout you?
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We need some good music as well *pulls out his cd collection and places in a Clash CD with London calling playing first*

Now that is better. Coke on the rocks please.
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[QUOTE=Athena](YW) *drinks*
Things been a'ight, xcept for this lag. How 'bout you?[/QUOTE]

They've been ok, broke up with my girlfriend, I've been drunk almost all of April, going to Canada in three weeks. Stuff like that. :)
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*pours alcohol on CM's coke*

So, what do we use as our motto, CM? Spooooon!?
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