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jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:58 pm

Yeah, but that's not why. I don't see her much any more.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:10 pm

[QUOTE=jopperm2]Yeah, but that's not why. I don't see her much any more.

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Whys that if you don't mind my asking? I'm not liking the whole work/family/sleep/friends things that keep my gf and I apart. Two months ago it was just sleep and time for me.

She made me her bedwarmer upon coming back from england.

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:22 pm

Just run of the mill marriage troubles. I wonder if things will ever get better.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:29 pm

[QUOTE=jopperm2]Just run of the mill marriage troubles. I wonder if things will ever get better.[/QUOTE]

Sorry to hear that.

I hope everything works out for you. My girl and I have a very passionate relationship. Wonderful when its good and both of us are extremely miserable when things are bad. The first 3 weeks of this month were horrible, last week was wonderful.

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:33 pm

I'm honestly starting to think she just doesn't want me any more. I'm starting to get used to it though.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:40 pm

[QUOTE=jopperm2]I'm honestly starting to think she just doesn't want me any more. I'm starting to get used to it though.[/QUOTE]

If my ex hadn't moved around after we lost contact I'd give you her number. She's down there somewhere around you. Cute girl, but she switched teams after dating a guy with gold teeth named "Ralphy". Gee, maybe dumping me caused her to lose some brain cells or something.

I find it sad, I've fallen in love and grown apart from the person I loved a few times now. People change and sometimes they don't work together anymore.

Well, if she doesn't want you anymore, you could always find some fresh meat so to speak.

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:44 pm

I really don't want anyone else though. For the first time in my life I was completely happy.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:50 pm

[QUOTE=jopperm2]I really don't want anyone else though. For the first time in my life I was completely happy.[/QUOTE]

My last relationship ended badly and she made me ridiculously happy until it went badly. It was all a communication problem to. She just forgot to tell me something and it caused a huge mess and snowballed from her refusing to let what happened go knowing it was her fault. I'm really sorry to hear that. I was madly in love and devastated knowing it was over, and it was far worse than it should have been because of how stupid the reasoning was behind the breakup.

Just out of curiousity, have you told her you are happy with her? Some girls, and guys too, need to hear that, and often.

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:58 pm

All the time. And I've forgiven her for wrongdoings. She agreed to work on things, go to counseling, but I don't think her heart is in it.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:06 pm

[QUOTE=jopperm2]All the time. And I've forgiven her for wrongdoings. She agreed to work on things, go to counseling, but I don't think her heart is in it.[/QUOTE]

That can lead to trouble if she isn't enthusiastic. I tried fixing a relationship last summer after finding out my girlfriend had cheated on me three times, I just couldn't trust her. I treated her wonderfully, she just ran to someone else whenever we argued for comfort. Thats fine with me, but the way she expected comfort didn't work with me. I couldn't bring myself to desire the relationship to continue, it's how I ended up with my last girlfriend. She dealt with the same thing with her boyfriend as I did and we were friends and were talking and it led to us hooking up after wanting to for the past 3 years but never letting it happen.

Well, whatever happens, I hope you end up happy. Sometimes, the most unexpected things can change your life and make you happy. I've had that one beating me over the head a few times until I just recently learned it.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:08 pm

I truly do hope things get better, jopperm2. Relationships can just be really, really tough sometimes. I had one girl I was falling in love with and I thought she felt the same. She'd even told me so. I go on a two week trip and come back to find out the little slut had cheated on me with 8 seperate guys and 2 girls! Wish she told me she was a nympho, b/c I qualify most of the time. Broke me up. Well, I broke my hand and put a hole in my wall, at least.

Sorry to burst in on a conversation like this, but are you still accepting applications, Magrus?

[QUOTE=Magrus]Oh, dwarves are fine. Only thing Galuf has to watch out for is me attempting to kidnap and intoxicate him. It's those evil blue little ones who are trouble.

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I agree with you on the little blue ones. I'm just afraid their technology will catch up and they'll find a way to make themselves a LOT bigger. The world covered with giant smurfs...meh...well, that's what firearms are for...

As for Galuf, good luck intoxicating that one...Dwarves and their rediculously high constitutions.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:18 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]

Do you drink?
How often do you drink?
What is your favorite drink?
Would you consider yourself perverted? If the answer is no, whats wrong with you?
If you have something wrong with you, would be willing accept extreme shock treatment, decided upon by me, to fix said problem?
Were you ever dropped on your head as a child?
When was the last time you got drunk and fell on your head?
Are you willing to join my army to defend against the inevitable Smurf uprising?
Are you ok with wearing tin-foil and plastic wrap hats in an effort to spread the faith?
Are you opposed to strange initiation rights involving garden hoses, gophers and crazy glue?
What is your take on the corruption of children?
Why are you applying? If boredom, do 10 shots instead.

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1. Naturally
2. Probably 5 days a week. I usually grab a few beers with dinner at least.
3. Car Bomb (Bushmill's Irish Whiskey, Guinness) Yum!
4. Yes, and proud of it!
5. Definately, but do I get to do it myself?
6. Well, my parents won't fess up, but my head is oddly shaped...
7. Hmm...I don't remember...maybe it happened last night...that would explain this headache, b/c alcohol doesn't do it...
8. Sir, yes, sir. Something needs to be done about the little bastards...just point me in the right direction!
9. No problems there.
10. You had me at gophers, but crazy glue helps...
11. Depends in what method you choose, but for most I'd have to say "Can I? Can I pleeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssseeeee?!

12. The alcohol caught me, honestly. I took the liberty of starting the shots right away. Hope that's okay...

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:54 pm

I'm willing to be a slave for pillsssss'ssssss'sssss'ssssss!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:05 pm

[QUOTE=Erenor]1. Naturally
2. Probably 5 days a week. I usually grab a few beers with dinner at least.
3. Car Bomb (Bushmill's Irish Whiskey, Guinness) Yum!
4. Yes, and proud of it!
5. Definately, but do I get to do it myself?
6. Well, my parents won't fess up, but my head is oddly shaped...
7. Hmm...I don't remember...maybe it happened last night...that would explain this headache, b/c alcohol doesn't do it...
8. Sir, yes, sir. Something needs to be done about the little bastards...just point me in the right direction!
9. No problems there.
10. You had me at gophers, but crazy glue helps...
11. Depends in what method you choose, but for most I'd have to say "Can I? Can I pleeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssseeeee?!

12. The alcohol caught me, honestly. I took the liberty of starting the shots right away. Hope that's okay...[/QUOTE]

Good man, of course it's ok. Taking the shots early shows initiative.

Yes, we need the crazy glue just in case the gophers get out of hand you know.

I'd say your in, and some smurf's are two yards south-southwest of your location under the floor hiding.

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:27 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]smurf's[/QUOTE]Smurphy Murphy burpy the smurfy!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:42 am

[QUOTE=oozae]Smurphy Murphy burpy the smurfy!

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I want some of what your on.

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:48 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]I want some of what your on.

[/QUOTE]Pill's, straightjacket's, smurfs, grassymy greeny grass, cardboard and diseasymmmyyy pillllllssssss!!!! Pilllllsssssss pleasssseeee!!!! Pillllllsssss pleassseeee!!!!!!

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:59 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]I'd say your in, and some smurf's are two yards south-southwest of your location under the floor hiding.

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Mission accomplished. The little bastards never had a chance...*sniff*...they just never saw it coming. Flashbangs and three round bursts from an M5 will rip pretty big holes in those tiny fellows.
That's okay, though, b/c I don't get how smurfs continue to plague the earth when there is only one female. They all must share her and that's pretty sick considering how many male smurfs there are. Can't even imagine how diseased that population is...

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:30 am

[QUOTE=Erenor]Mission accomplished. The little bastards never had a chance...*sniff*...they just never saw it coming. Flashbangs and three round bursts from an M5 will rip pretty big holes in those tiny fellows.
That's okay, though, b/c I don't get how smurfs continue to plague the earth when there is only one female. They all must share her and that's pretty sick considering how many male smurfs there are. Can't even imagine how diseased that population is...[/QUOTE]

Ha, now that's something to wake up to.

Yep, one of those bullets will just about tear those buggers in half. It's their small size man, must have litters of smurfs and only take about 2 1/2 weeks of pregnancy or something. Dirty still either way.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:05 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Ha, now that's something to wake up to.

Yep, one of those bullets will just about tear those buggers in half. It's their small size man, must have litters of smurfs and only take about 2 1/2 weeks of pregnancy or something. Dirty still either way.

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If they produce in litters, then we need to watch out. Destroy that one lady smurf, though, and the war could be over in a matter of weeks. Maybe Vondondu can experiment with some chemicals to help us on this one. Vondondu sure knew a lot about different types of alcohol and the scientific side of things in a variety of other threads. Enlisting help might be needed for the swift and joyous downfall of the little blue folk...