The new pre-spammer's guide to the SYM Forum-By Brink

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Thu Apr 19, 2001 8:00 am

Gruntboy-

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Thu Apr 19, 2001 8:02 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>No, no, I can see it now. "Ladies and Gen'lmen, the human Snake, Brink! Watch as he swallows 12 large eggs whole. Yes, even a live chicken and a child's tricycle."

"Then watch Brink the Human Penguin regurgitate said food for his sidekick geek, Waverloser, to eat" </STRONG>

RRTASDFADICIKSNC

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Fri Apr 20, 2001 11:40 pm

*bump* for the newbies...

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Tue Apr 24, 2001 3:10 pm

brink- do i get an entry? or shall i just go cry into my pillow?

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Apr 24, 2001 3:15 pm

vixen-I'll do an update in about 3 weeks or so(I'm afraid that I don't have the time nor the inspiration to do so currently

).Hopefully I'll get to know more about you by then

(please don't cry

)

[ 04-24-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Tue Apr 24, 2001 3:23 pm

no i'll just bite. the pillow that is, not you.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Apr 24, 2001 3:27 pm

vixen-Please be patient.Real life's interfering with my spamming right now

(btw,don't bite too hard

)

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 25, 2001 1:35 am

Bite the pillow? ROFL vixen, you filthy slapper.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Wed Apr 25, 2001 11:36 pm

@All the loyal guide supporters(I know the number's dwindling but,sorry people

)-I'll start a new thread for the guide once my exams are over since this thread is a bit disorganised(that and the fact that I did not post a proper introduction

) .I hope that Flagg changes the name of this thread once I get the new guide thread up and running.Once again,I apologise for the lack of updates.

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Wed Apr 25, 2001 11:46 pm

@Brink, a small warning: I cannot change the names of threads.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Thu Apr 26, 2001 2:23 am

Flagg-How is that so?

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 6:56 am

Example4: " Thou art a dankish swag-bellied milk-livered wagtail, oh a bashful one!" (Elizabethan English for “You are just like Ubik”

Ohmnigosh

What have I done to deserve this...

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 7:03 am

brink- i'm very virtuous and very patient. and as patience is a virtue (allegedly) i will wait in much suspense for my entry.

hope the exams are going ok.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 7:08 am

Ubik: See, proof that certain people are trying to warn others of you

Are they just warning the young women, or everyone though?

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 7:18 am

Usually only to young ladies... and young boys... and young kitten... errr.... not really, you see I am a really nice guy

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 7:34 am

I would like to clarify the fact that Ubik is indeed a caring and responsible husband(to his wife that is) as posted earlier in my description of him.That's all for now

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 5:47 pm

Hello fellow spammers

My good friend Brink has asked me to help update the Prespammers Guide..hehe<laughs evilly> Oops wrong personality..
I'm adding a few additions to the cast of craz..err..cucko..err characters that lurk and post here.

Vixen since she's been asking to be included..
Also known as Nurse Vixen. Known for introducing many of us to a range of colorful expressions and sayings. She is showing signs of becoming a true spammer. Also "always willing to lend a hand" even to Waverly...

Leedogg Thought you were going to escape? There is no escape.
Known for being Weasels real life friend. Also known for having recurring transmission problems with his truck. Would spam more but his job doesn't allow it.(You're still a spammer to us)

Fable A new member, a refugee from a now closed forum..denies responsibility for this (j/k). Known for his love of music.Also has a romantic story about meeting his wife.Is known for liking intelligent discussions on serious topics. This has no negative effect on his love of spam however.

Craig Well someone had to..
Possibly the youngest poster here. Known for writing stories about his female halfling thief Genilia. Spams topics regularly if somewhat incomprehensibly. Thinks we all ignore him.

Vivien Also known as Viv the Red. Captain of the Tempest in the pirate thread. Had some doubts about which of the men were "safe" to talk to..<whispers..NONE of them>. Showed great courage in skipping the easy flame and going straight to Le Grunt

Now for the one person who some among you might not have met..Drumroll please..
The one, the only Buck Satan

For those of you who don't know..Buck is our administrator. It is due to his efforts that all of us have a place to spam.

He is also known as Buck Santa and the ALMIGHTY SATAN. His powers include melting your computer from a distance, almost infinite patience and a lovely sense of humor. (Yes I'm brownnosing

) The only thing his majesty The Prince of Darkness doesn't tolerate is serious flame wars designed to disrupt the board. So..spam and flame and have fun..and don't get Buck mad!

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 5:50 pm

@t lol!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 5:53 pm

@Lainy: Nice job

What's with that 'even Waverly' outburst? I think it should read 'especially Waverly'

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 5:53 pm

Thanks Vix