New improved goodbye form

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Fri Aug 02, 2002 9:45 am

I, Craig, being the sensitive sort, am hanging myself with my shoelaces, because I can no longer put up with the constant ridicule and members of the opposite sex fleeing at the sight of me. I am telling you all this so that you may feel damn guilty about what you have done, and afterwards you will shower me with the attention and affection that I crave. While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with Gruntboy, Ubik, Mr. Sleep, Weasel, Waverly, Witchking, and the rest of you! Don’t you know that I am so much smarter than you lot? I know my god will smite you. In closing, please know that I’d rather clog dance with shoes filled with broken glass than see any of you again but I have a camera pointed at your bedroom window, so I can see you all cry.

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CM · Post by CM » Fri Aug 02, 2002 9:50 am

Why dont we sticky this thread, so that everybody who leaves can say his or her goodbyes here instead of having a lot of different threads.
Craig why you leaving?

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Fri Aug 02, 2002 9:58 am

I, Dottie, am Spamming today because:
2) I don't have a real job
3) I don't have a real life

My attitude toward Spamming is that it should be:
4) Ignorant drivel, revealing more about my own stupidity than should ever be public knowledge
5) Insulting for no apparent reason

In regards to Spamming, the following statement best applies to me:
4) I Spam, therefore I am

Instead of Spamming, I would rather be:
1) Giving virtual hugs/kisses/massages/flowers/cookies
2) Outside, but the light is too bright, and my pasty green skin burns so easily
4) Talking to a real person, but noone will listen to me

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Aug 02, 2002 12:12 pm

Originally posted by craig
I, Craig, being the sensitive sort, am hanging myself with my shoelaces, because I can no longer put up with the constant ridicule and members of the opposite sex fleeing at the sight of me. I am telling you all this so that you may feel damn guilty about what you have done, and afterwards you will shower me with the attention and affection that I crave. While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with Gruntboy, Ubik, Mr. Sleep, Weasel, Waverly, Witchking, and the rest of you! Don’t you know that I am so much smarter than you lot? I know my god will smite you. In closing, please know that I’d rather clog dance with shoes filled with broken glass than see any of you again but I have a camera pointed at your bedroom window, so I can see you all cry.

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Craig, Im not sure what to say. Ive been here at SYM for a couple weeks, and I sort of met you. You seemed pretty cool. Im wondering why you feel this way towards us? I mean, its your call, completely, so do whatever you feel is best for you. Maybe you should look over everything before you officially leave. I mean, arent you going to miss SYM?

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Fri Aug 02, 2002 12:22 pm

I believe (hope!) that he was joking. I'd sure hate to see the youngest member of SYM leave (and one of the few people who have spent almost as much time as me here)..

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Fri Aug 02, 2002 1:24 pm

@Tybaltus

Originally posted by Tybaltus

Craig, Im not sure what to say. Ive been here at SYM for a couple weeks, and I sort of met you. You seemed pretty cool. Im wondering why you feel this way towards us? I mean, its your call, completely, so do whatever you feel is best for you. Maybe you should look over everything before you officially leave. I mean, arent you going to miss SYM?

He doesn't mean it like that Tybaltus.

Just look at the first page of this topic.

If he is really going, and I hope not, he "filled in the form" to say goodby.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Fri Aug 02, 2002 2:44 pm

LMAO, I forgot the smilley:

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Aug 02, 2002 2:52 pm

Hmmm Craig, I think we need to send you back to the Island of Dr. Grunt

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Aug 02, 2002 9:36 pm

Originally posted by craig
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Irony, thy name is criag

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Aug 02, 2002 9:39 pm

Originally posted by Waverly
Irony, thy name is criag

ROFL

I still smile when I think of the Rosetta stone comment

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Aug 03, 2002 7:31 pm

I, Georgi, being the sensitive sort, am
2) taking an extended leave of absence
Because I can no longer put up with
1) constant ridicule
5) hugs
I am telling you all this so that
1) you may feel damn guilty about what you have done
While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with (check all that apply):
Mr. Sleep
Weasel
Waverly
Don’t you know that
4) my goddess will smite you?
In closing, please know that
1) I’d rather clog dance with shoes filled with broken glass than see any of you again

Oh, and also... I'm going travelling in Australia for a year.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Aug 04, 2002 12:39 am

You picked the wrong place to come to if you can't stand hugs...

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed Sep 18, 2002 8:46 pm

I Tamerlane, being the sensitive sort, am
2) taking an extended leave of absence
Because I can no longer put up with
Damnit Waverly, you needed more options

I am telling you all this so that
1) you may feel damn guilty about what you have done
You know who you are
Don’t you know that
4) my god will smite you?
In closing, please know that
1) I’d rather clog dance with shoes filled with broken glass than see any of you again
2) I have a camera pointed at your bedroom window

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Sep 20, 2002 11:16 am

I wish this thread were a sticky, I almost missed it!!!

Darn Tam...I'm gonna miss you, ...

Have a great Summer, and check in as often as you can....*BIG HUGGLES*

Hope to see you back when the weather cools

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Sep 20, 2002 11:34 am

Originally posted by Scayde
Hope to see you back when the weather cools

You know it's only the very beginning of spring here, right? It won't be cool here until probably May or June next year...

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Sep 20, 2002 3:28 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
You know it's only the very beginning of spring here, right? It won't be cool here until probably May or June next year...

Yea, and I would also hope he stops by in the meantime...But he said he was out for the Summer, except for the occasional fly-by. I hope they are fairly frequent.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri Oct 18, 2002 4:18 am

Maybe I should have posted here before, so...

Ciao. Life got busy, and I really do need to start getting some semblance of a real life together (which I've been doing for a while now). It's been fun here, and I count myself lucky for having had the chance to get to know you all.
To my fellow SLURRs and mates (you know who you are, and it'd take too long to list you all), I'll miss you guys. Keep on SLURRing!
I shall still show up on occasion, but not so often as before. In the meantime, may you and your children never have to work at McDonalds.
It's been fun, people.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Oct 18, 2002 4:44 am

Take it easy Ode, I hope that real life is all you want it to be

What have you got against McDonalds

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Oct 18, 2002 5:10 am

Bye @Ode. Keep in touch occasionally !

Sad to see you go....

Worries,

Beldin

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Fri Oct 18, 2002 5:20 am

Bye Ode...I will miss you...

It is a bad day for SYM, but it will be good whenever you return...

Hope this 'real life' scheme goes well...