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shana
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by shana Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:20 pm
9. Please take me off your calling list!
JonIrenicus
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by JonIrenicus Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:46 pm
7. My son is on fire, can I call you later? :laugh:
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Darzog
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by Darzog Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:49 pm
[QUOTE=JonIrenicus]7. My son is on fire, can I call you make later? :laugh:[/QUOTE]
Fiona
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by Fiona Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:04 pm
6. I have won a prize? Oh that is wonderful. I am so excited. Do you know I think I will spend the prize on double glazing. You wouldn't happen to know anyone....? You would? Wow this is my lucky day!
Dragon Reborn
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by Dragon Reborn Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:12 pm
5.how am I doing? HOW AM I DOING? MY WIFE LEFT ME, I LOST MY JOB, IM BEING EVICTED...IM JUST GOING TO END IT ALL NOW!!! *gunshot in background*
JonIrenicus
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by JonIrenicus Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:21 pm
[QUOTE=Darzog]VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
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shana
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by shana Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:25 pm
4. Let your toddler answer!
Lestat
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by Lestat Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:30 pm
3. Central Intelligence Agency, Operations Desk speaking, how may I help you?
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability. The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
JonIrenicus
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by JonIrenicus Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:32 pm
2. IRS, How may we help you today? :laugh:
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Dragon Reborn
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by Dragon Reborn Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:53 pm
1.nude
Top ten reasons to kill your spouse/mate/partner
10.whining about defending them...*grumble grumble*
9.Getting their socal securety checks!
Chimaera182
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by Chimaera182 Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:53 pm
8.) They always hogged the covers.
General: "Those aren't ideas; those are special effects."
Darzog
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by Darzog Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:57 pm
7. They squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube!
JonIrenicus
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by JonIrenicus Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:59 pm
6. Ran out of *all* sexual positions :laugh:
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Lestat
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by Lestat Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:00 pm
5. Necrophilia
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability. The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
Fiona
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by Fiona Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:00 pm
4. He put your whisk somewhere obscure
shana
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by shana Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:03 pm
3. Your gerbils keep disappearing.
JonIrenicus
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by JonIrenicus Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:09 pm
2. He hid your "little helpers"
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Damuna_Nova
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by Damuna_Nova Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:15 pm
1. They suggested that you move in with your in-laws
Top Ten ways to kill a mockingbird.
Fiona
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by Fiona Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:16 pm
1.She is Margaret Thatcher
