Top Ten Game

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:20 pm

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]Following #10:

9. Tell her it's through and then run her over.[/QUOTE]

You can skip a step there damdam :laugh:

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:22 pm

[QUOTE=JonIrenicus]You can skip a step there damdam :laugh:[/QUOTE]

Well, I was going to, but it's more polite that way.

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:28 pm

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]Well, I was going to, but it's more polite that way.

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Yeah otherwise there would be confusion

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:31 pm

8. call her mother and tell her that her daughters drunk and pregnate. and run.

shana · Post by **shana** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:23 pm

7. Tell her its not her, but you!

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:26 pm

6. Tell her it's not you, but most definitely her.

shana · Post by **shana** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:28 pm

5. Tell her you've decided to play for the other team.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:30 pm

4. Tell her the team have started playing for you, and you alone, and you have all the action you could ever want.

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:32 pm

3. post it note

shana · Post by **shana** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:34 pm

[QUOTE=JonIrenicus]3. post it note[/QUOTE]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:35 pm

2. Sleep with her mother. And videotape it. And show the video at Thanksgiving. Then run.

shana · Post by **shana** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:39 pm

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:40 pm

[QUOTE=shana]BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO![/QUOTE]

You don't watch sex and the city do you?

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:41 pm

[QUOTE=Darzog]2. Sleep with her mother. And videotape it. And show the video at Thanksgiving. Then run.[/QUOTE]

1. Sleep with her dog. And record it on your mobile phone. And broadcast it on a huge screen in public. Then let the crowd molest you.

Top Ten ways to get rid of Damuna.

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:44 pm

10. Light

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:45 pm

[QUOTE=JonIrenicus]10. Light[/QUOTE]

You mean natural light.

There's a difference, you know.

shana · Post by **shana** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:48 pm

[QUOTE=JonIrenicus]You don't watch sex and the city do you?[/QUOTE]

I do and I'm still mad at Burger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. Threaten to make him have relations with girls!!!!! :speech:

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:49 pm

8. Mention the word 'banned'.

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:51 pm

[QUOTE=shana]I do and I'm still mad at Burger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. Threaten to make him have relations with girls!!!!! :speech:

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Can't be mad at him

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Gunofgod · Post by **Gunofgod** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:47 am

7. reveal all the disturbing PMs Dammy has sent to people