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That sounds like a scene from the Scary Movie film series.
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[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]That sounds like a scene from the Scary Movie film series.[/QUOTE]
It is isn't it? But then again, the Scary Movie scenes are merily parodies of other movies, so I was referring to a different movie.
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[QUOTE=Darzog]

Are you SURE we weren't separated at birth?[/QUOTE]

I am sure that we were. I am going to have a long talk with my mother the next time I see her, and get to the bottom of it!!
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4. Sleeping
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3. Cat hid cell phone under sofa.

Have you ever had your cell turned to vibrate, and then gotten a call while the phone was in your pocket? Its a very shocking experience. (and I'm not talking about in a sexual way--so don't go there!)
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My cell phone is on vibrate, then if I don't pick up after 2 buzzes it starts ringing. And I always keep it in my pocket, so I'm used to it now.

What is more freaky is sitting in a meeting where someone has their phone/pager on the table and all of a sudden it starts jumping around acosting people.
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[QUOTE=shana](and I'm not talking about in a sexual way--so don't go there!)[/QUOTE]

Aww, no fun.
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lalala

#2 slightly confused
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@ JonI: cell = mobile ;)
@ GoG & DM: There's three meters of corridor & two doors between my living room and my bed room so if me and my phone are in seperate rooms, I can assure you that you don't hear it vibrating even if it is left on a hard surface.
Have you ever had your cell turned to vibrate, and then gotten a call while the phone was in your pocket? Its a very shocking experience. (and I'm not talking about in a sexual way--so don't go there!)
Regularly, since if my cell phone and I aren't seperated, it's usually in my pocket (and I always put it on silent+vibrate). It's especially annoying when wearing fairly tight jeans and when you're driving at 120 kph on the highway.

1. It's that person you said you would call back... :o

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10) Being Lestat :p
9) Asking people if they want to see your sausage. When confronted, just pull a packet of sausages out.
8)Yell "Ooga-booga-booga!"
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7.mug them and run
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[QUOTE=Gunofgod]7.mug them and run[/QUOTE]You could get arrested for that. Thrown out.
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[QUOTE=Gunofgod]7.mug them and run[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lestat]You could get arrested for that. Thrown out.[/QUOTE]

7) Give them a mug and run
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[QUOTE=GregtheSleeper]7) Give them a mug and run[/QUOTE]Mugch better! :D
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6. Wear a ghost suit.
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5) Breakdance
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4. just keep staring at them while you walk towards them (ah, the number of hello!'s I forced from people I absolutely don't know this way).
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3. Cover yourself in jelly (jell-o) and go about hugging people.
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2) Go up to them with a clipboard and ask: "Could I speak to you for a few minutes about <make up charity>?"
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1. Tell them you're their long lost cousin and you've been looking for them to settle up debts between your parents.

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