Spam is like a drug

Zelgadis · Post by **Zelgadis** » Fri Sep 27, 2002 3:44 pm

Spam is not a popular error; it is a grat instinctive truth, sensed by the posters, expressed by the posters. -Ernest Renan

The pious ones of COMM, who, reaching the Forums, first fell upon their own spam and then upon the lurkers. -William Maxwell Evarts

When a flamer bites a spammer. that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a spammer bites a flamer, that is news. -John B. Bogart

See the happy spammer,
He doesn't give a damn
I wish I were a spammer-
My God, perhaps I am!
-Anonymous

Old spammers never die; They only fade away! -Anonymous

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 6:23 am

Having been recommended this fine thread, I feel I must add:

SPAM corrupts; absolute SPAM corrupts absolutely -- Anon, or perhaps Confucius

Where ever you SPAM, there you are -- I can't do these names!!

And of course:

Holy SPAM!!!! -- Numerous

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 7:37 am

"Your SPAM shall be legendary !" - Arthas, the Dead Knight (Warcraft 3)

"You will feel endless SPAM!" - Arthas, the Dead Knight (Warcraft 3)

"Let my SPAM chill the living !" - Banshee on Warcraft 3

Here's the legendary one :
"Uncle Weasel wants YOU !"

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 8:03 am

Originally posted by KidD01
Here's the legendary one :
"Uncle Weasel wants YOU !"

You let the big one get away there...how about "Uncle SPAM"???

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 8:22 am

I let you spill the scourge for moi

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 8:31 am

Originally posted by KidD01
I let you spill the scourge for moi

*smiles and nods* Yes good sir, I know exactly what you mean...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 8:36 am

*ponders spammers*

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 11:41 am

This might happen when one of single SYMer got married :

Minister : "With this ring I'll be wed...."
SYMer : "With this SPAM I'll be wed........................."

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 3:59 pm

Maybe there is a chance for all of us: look at this uncontrovertible evidence - an actual US billboard. Think of the children!!!

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 6:41 pm

tsk...americans and their billboards...

p.s. big up Kam for using the word 'uncontrovertible ' in what may or may not be a sensible sentence....