Top Ten Game

Magelord648 · Post by **Magelord648** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:02 pm

7. Have you ever considered a threesome?

EvilBelgian · Post by **EvilBelgian** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:07 pm

6. *Wave his/her hand in a jedi-like manner*. You don't want to check the closet.

Magelord648 · Post by **Magelord648** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:08 pm

5. *Just have a little passage in the closet.*

shana · Post by **shana** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:51 pm

4. Honey, will you grab a tampon for me?? They are right there in the closet. *husband flees the scene*

3. Darling, could you get the dirty clothes out of the closet and do a load for me? *husband's sense of hearing mysteriously fails*

Magelord648 · Post by **Magelord648** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:00 pm

2. If you look in the closet you'll regret it.
1. Oh my god! Did you see that!? *points out window* *wife investigates* *pushes her out the window*

Top ten ways to waste your life.

Greg. · Post by **Greg.** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:02 pm

10) Plug yourself into the matrix
9)Plug yourself in to an online forum (bad luck Rav!)

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:04 pm

[QUOTE=GregtheSleeper]9)Plug yourself in to an online forum (bad luck Rav!)[/QUOTE]

Considering that something like 2/3 or more of my life is spent on forum boards, I take offense at that.

Magelord648 · Post by **Magelord648** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:05 pm

8. Go to mc donalds, burger king or any other fast food resturaunt.

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:06 pm

I'm assuming you don't want "post on GB" for all 10? Something more than that?

Greg. · Post by **Greg.** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:06 pm

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]Considering that something like 2/3 or more of my life is spent on forum boards, I take offense at that.

[/QUOTE]

Are you plugged in? Didn't you know that's how Rav gained power? By plugging his Bunn-ays into the matrix at GB, he was freed... That's why you never see the Ravvitar any more...

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:09 pm

[QUOTE=GregtheSleeper]Are you plugged in? Didn't you know that's how Rav gained power? By plugging his Bunn-ays into the matrix at GB, he was freed... That's why you never see the Ravvitar any more...[/QUOTE]

I shudder to think why Rav plugged in to anything computer-related.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:09 pm

7. Join an organised religion.

Greg. · Post by **Greg.** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:21 pm

6) join a disorganised religion

Mr_Snow · Post by **Mr_Snow** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:47 pm

5. Become a pacifist

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:58 pm

[QUOTE=Mr_Snow]5. Become a pacifist[/QUOTE]

I think you meant, "Become a serious pacifist".

EvilBelgian · Post by **EvilBelgian** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:08 pm

4. Become a vegetarian (Life without meat

)
3. Put a gun to your temple and fire
2. Doing sports: One hour of excercise lengthens your life with 15 mins or somth. That's just a bad deal, people!

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:11 pm

1. Actually listening to any of the above.

Top Ten ways to blow up a small area of land!

Mr_Snow · Post by **Mr_Snow** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:13 pm

10. Nuclear bomb (ask the US about alaska

)

shana · Post by **shana** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:57 pm

9. M80

EvilBelgian · Post by **EvilBelgian** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:58 pm

8. Astrolite