FoulDwimmerlaik's He-Man Women Haters Club
*Vehemence makes a call on his trusty interstellar communicator and within moments a Large fridge materializes in the room.*
Well, we need some place to store the grog
Now... the way I see it, this party is only getting started. I've made my first contact with the girls (via the roof, but that's another story) and have already begun plan B!
And what's the deal with Alison? If I'm into that kinda thing??? What kinda thing??? Do I not know all the facts???
Ok, we have refreshments (beer), we have entertainment (porno on big screen Tv) now, all we need is... um... hmmm... nope It appears we have all we need.
Well, we need some place to store the grog
Now... the way I see it, this party is only getting started. I've made my first contact with the girls (via the roof, but that's another story) and have already begun plan B!
And what's the deal with Alison? If I'm into that kinda thing??? What kinda thing??? Do I not know all the facts???
Ok, we have refreshments (beer), we have entertainment (porno on big screen Tv) now, all we need is... um... hmmm... nope It appears we have all we need.
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Oh god... I just put 2 and 2 together... you mean "she" is a HE!!! 
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
. And now for the interrogation of the new member 
:Convince you eh...
1) I'm 21.
2) I'm no spy... well, I will spy on others, (hence the roof and the flowers in the female topic) but I'm not here to spy on you fellas... what's the point? Women are more fun to watch
3) Someone's alternate personality? Well, I'm my own alternate personality! If you mean have I got another name here... nope. Just me, myself and I.
1) I'm 21.
2) I'm no spy... well, I will spy on others, (hence the roof and the flowers in the female topic) but I'm not here to spy on you fellas... what's the point? Women are more fun to watch
3) Someone's alternate personality? Well, I'm my own alternate personality! If you mean have I got another name here... nope. Just me, myself and I.
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
What?! That's not even fit for filling the balloons. Here's a credit card I stole from Chrissy...go get us some real beer. We will have to drink Long Island ice tea in the meantimeOriginally posted by Melosh-tar:
Waverly, somebody switched our beer with Coors.
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
Please tell me you've got some scotch and dry ginger in here somewhere!!! It's been a long day sitting inside that parked van outside the girls place.
*leaps on the couch, flips on the TV and another entertaining episode of Baywatch fills the screen*
Ahhhh.... *happy sigh*
*leaps on the couch, flips on the TV and another entertaining episode of Baywatch fills the screen*
Ahhhh.... *happy sigh*
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Alright: who let a women in here? <pulls a giant brassier out from under the leather sofa> These are 'n' cups Ubika has been in here 
Hey, do you think we can actually launch Brink with our water balloon cannon? We could set him on fire and aim him at the ladies room
Ubika has been in here Hey, do you think we can actually launch Brink with our water balloon cannon? We could set him on fire and aim him at the ladies room
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time