House of Disgust

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 6:53 am

[QUOTE=Vicsun]

This is the house of disgust, buddy! There will be no peace or relaxation, unless it is some sort of abominable, vile and generally foul relaxation! Now off with you, concerned one; you are ruining the disgusting atmosphere.

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*Whacks him with a fish*

Okay then!

Wolf Howl · Post by **Wolf Howl** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 8:00 am

You and your reptiles.Give me a beer.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 9:50 am

Yeeeeessss.... it was one a' them crrrrrazy reptile fish........

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 9:55 am

[QUOTE=Vicsun]This is not the flophouse. This is the house of disgust. There is absolutely nothing sweet in it or about it. I suggest you take your themes of sweetness elsewhere, before things get really ugly

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Would you feel better if I said "Scayde, that flophouse is FIIIIIIIIIILTHY!!!!!!!!" (scratches her crack and hocks a loogie while saying it.)
Is that better?

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 9:59 am

[QUOTE=beornica]Would you feel better if I said "Scayde, that flophouse is FIIIIIIIIIILTHY!!!!!!!!" (scratches her crack and hocks a loogie while saying it.)
Is that better?[/QUOTE]

LOL

I still stand by the statement that this isn't Scayde's Flophouse, but is in fact Bloodstalker's House of Disgust.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:38 am

So you're basically saying - don't come in here at all if you don't plan on acting like a big hairy gross neanderthal man. Right?
Right. I can do that.
I can still order my drink of choice, though, right? Can I have a Stella Artois?

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:02 am

For some reason after I read your post I felt compelled to find a picture of a big hairy gross neanderthal and post it here, but was sincerely appalled by the results returned from google after I queried big hairy and gross. I kid you not.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:06 am

EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Couldn't you have just looked up "neanderthal"? EW EW EW EW!!!!
This internet, it.... it's really something else, isn't it? (blushes)

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:15 am

But I had to make sure the neanderthal was not just your average John Doe neanderthal, but was a big hairy and gross one, like the one you requested.

A wise man once said: the internet is paved with pain and suffering. And porn. Mostly porn.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:24 am

good grief, you could look up the word "pencil sharpener" and find porn. Actually, pretty much everything can have a sexual connotation, as long as you say "If you know what I mean" after it......
Just like the way fortune cookie fortunes are much more interesting if you add "In bed" to the end of the fortune....

Wolf Howl · Post by **Wolf Howl** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:34 am

Ya thats true.I mispelled a sight and got porno.Hey barkeep!Gettin dry over here!

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:37 am

[QUOTE=beornica]good grief, you could look up the word "pencil sharpener" and find porn. Actually, pretty much everything can have a sexual connotation, as long as you say "If you know what I mean" after it......
Just like the way fortune cookie fortunes are much more interesting if you add "In bed" to the end of the fortune....[/QUOTE]

All books can be indecent books
Though recent books are bolder
For filth, I'm glad to say, is in
The mind of the beholder
When correctly viewed
Everything is lewd
I could tell you things about Peter Pan
And the Wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man...!

...from Smut, by that great musical satirist, Tom Lehrer

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:43 am

[QUOTE=beornica]Just like the way fortune cookie fortunes are much more interesting if you add "In bed" to the end of the fortune....[/QUOTE]

A picture tells a thousand words. Here are two.

edit:
[quote="fable]All books can be indecent books
Though recent books are bolder
For filth"][/quote]
Hah! Truer words haven't been spoken. In some time, at least. I will now need to obtain more Tom Lehrer material.

Wolf Howl · Post by **Wolf Howl** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:46 am

I have to say that would to have a fortune cookie that said that.Hey!Whos leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here!

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:50 am

[QUOTE=Wolf Howl]Hey!Whos leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here![/QUOTE]

Fas'

damn the ten character limit. It ruins the impact of the blow upon the reader's psyche when replying in a succinct though horrible manner

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:53 am

LOL!!!! Love that first pic!!! Where do you find those gems?
ha ha, don't you love Brian the Dog?
My husband and I get Chinese takeout a lot - it's my favorite. But our favorite part is reading our fortune cookies. Even the most boring fortunes suddenly come to life! We get childish delight out of it. Kind of like calling someone a "poopy head" and bursting into suppressed giggles.
I would do anything to see one in real life that really said "that wasn't chicken".... LOL!

Wolf Howl · Post by **Wolf Howl** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:55 am

*blinks,confused*hey beornica,ish you hushband here?

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 12:00 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]I would do anything to see one in real life that really said "that wasn't chicken"[/QUOTE]

This statement might have profound implications.

p.s. Have a nice day. Much to everyone's regret, I'm sure, I must depart for what is known as RL calls me.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 12:01 pm

[QUOTE=Wolf Howl]*blinks,confused*hey beornica,ish you hushband here?[/QUOTE]
(hands wolfie a mug of coffee) Nah. I keep trying to convince him that he's every bit as much of a nerd as I am, so he might as well post on the forums, since most of the time he asks me to post questions for him anyway. But he won't have any of it, and continues to criticize me for being a big geek. I think he's just in denial.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 12:02 pm

Awww. Well, have a good day, Vic!