The Red Lion Inn

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 9:18 pm

Hmm, eyes DP suspiciously What'd you edit?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 9:23 pm

I put a P instead of a p for this

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 9:26 pm

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 9:35 pm

LOl It's not that I don't trust you DP...

And it's not like I can type today either

[ 06-11-2001: Message edited by: T'lainya ]

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 9:38 pm

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that he goes into McDonalds for lunch, and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "Oh you look about 29".

"I am actually 47!" This makes him feel really good.

While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your pants for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later the old lady
says, "OK, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was in line behind you at McDonalds."

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 9:41 pm

LOL Kid

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 9:45 pm

LOL good one kidD.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 9:46 pm

LOL that outta teach them not to brag too often

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:08 pm

life of an offshore worker: part 3

after 2 days of crappy weather

, leedogg and his co-workers finally bring the platform back online

. leedogg is very happy to get to sleep tonight!

BTW, for those of you that wonder why i'm happy to sleep, by wed. i will have at least 126 hours in one week(if we don't have anything else happen.

).

Hi T' and DP and KidD and lurkers

i need a beer!

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:13 pm

hiya leedog.....Here's your beer

I took it from Georgis private stash

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:18 pm

Hi Lee

* Sings He works hard for the money...So hard for it honey* I better stop singing or Georgi'll toss me out

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:25 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya:
Hi Lee * Sings He works hard for the money...So hard for it honey* I better stop singing or Georgi'll toss me out

why? did she finally take down the kareoke sign?

thanks for the beer KidD.

georgi won't mind.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:26 pm

Nope Lee, but you'd understand if you ever heard me sing

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:28 pm

LOL leedog, if you need some advise on the work things you can try it [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000735"]at my office.[/url]

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:29 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya:
Nope Lee, but you'd understand if you ever heard me sing

I heard her dogs even leave town.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:34 pm

I'll send them to go stay with you DP

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:39 pm

ROFLMAO

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:42 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya:
I'll send them to go stay with you DP

Anything to protect the dogs ears.

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:43 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya:
Nope Lee, but you'd understand if you ever heard me sing<snip>

T'-i think a woman who sings bass is sexy!

DP-#24 is on a roll!

KidD- i think we finally have it under control.

WOW! 33 pages

is Buck gonna let georgi dethrone Mr. sleep?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon Jun 11, 2001 10:49 pm

LOL leedog just spam before any mods notice this