House of Disgust

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 5:53 pm

I'm bringing my own from here on out....

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 5:56 pm

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]I'm bringing my own from here on out....[/QUOTE]Indeed, I second that... Not to mention that if he serves food in here, it's probably roadkill or something similar...

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 5:58 pm

That's why I always carry a flask

Hi Gwally !!!

*HUG*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 5:58 pm

sigh....just no accounting for taste.

*Takes another bite of possum leg*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:00 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]sigh....just no accounting for taste.

*Takes another bite of possum leg*[/QUOTE]Well I hope at least it's freshly-slaughtered!

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:00 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]sigh....just no accounting for taste.

*Takes another bite of possum leg*[/QUOTE]

You sure that isn't Weasel?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:03 pm

I think Weasel's specific line of ancestory made a slight detour into the c0ckroach region, and as such rendered him nigh unkillable...even in vehicular accident. So I'm safe...it's real possum

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:04 pm

Hello, Ms. Scayde! You're looking fine tonight! How are things?

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:07 pm

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]Hello, Ms. Scayde! You're looking fin tonight! How are things?

[/QUOTE]

*Checks fins*

Cool...looks like I'm ready for the weather we're having

Things are wet here...how are things in your neighborhood ?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:11 pm

No fair quoting me before I edit my spelling mistakes!

Its still dry here, but I expect the monsoons to show up pretty soon...

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:15 pm

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]No fair quoting me before I edit my spelling mistakes!

Its still dry here, but I expect the monsoons to show up pretty soon...

[/QUOTE]

LOL...Well, I started to leave it alone..but given the past 8 days of thunderstorms, I thought it might be fun to be a mermaid

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:21 pm

[QUOTE=Scayde]LOL...Well, I started to leave it alone..but given the past 8 days of thunderstorms, I thought it might be fun to be a mermaid

[/QUOTE]You do realise that in a place like SYM any woman talking about the fun involved in being a mermaid during the stormy season can only cause trouble?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:23 pm

Y'know, I never really understood the attraction for mermaids... I mean, its great that they run around topless or with shell-bikini tops, but their bottoms leave a little something to be desired....

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:25 pm

I vaguely recall that mermaids were able to turn totally human for a short period of time, but I may well be wrong

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:27 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I vaguely recall that mermaids were able to turn totally human for a short period of time, but I may well be wrong

[/QUOTE]I thought that was just Darrel Hannah in "Splash" I don't trust Hollywood to be acurate with legends...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:28 pm

Someone say Mermaids?

THE MERMAID
(Shel Silverstein / Jim Friedman)
Bobby Bare - 1973

When I was a lad in a fishing town, an old man said to me,
You can spend your life, your jolly life, just sailing on the sea,
You can search the world for pretty girls, till your eyes are weak
and dim,
But don't go swimming with a mermaid, son, if you don't know how to
swim.

'Cause her hair is green as seaweed
And her skin is blue and pale,
And I'll tell you now before you start,
You can love that girl with all your heart,
But you're just gonna love the upper part,
You're not gonna like the tail.

So I signed on with a whaling ship, and my very first day at sea,
I seen a mermaid in the waves a reaching out to me,
Come live with me in the sea said she, and down on the ocean floor,
I'll show you a million wondrous things, you've never seen before.

So over I jumped and she pulled me down, down to her seaweed bed,
And a pillow made of tortoise shell she placed beneath my head,
She fed me shrimps and caviar, upon a silver dish,
From her head to her waist she was just my taste, but the rest of her
was a fish.

Her hair was green as seaweed
And her skin was blue and pale,
And her face it was a work of art,
And I loved that girl with all my heart,
But I only liked the upper part,
I did not like the tail.

And then one day she swam away, and I sang to the clams and whales,
How I missed her fins and her seaweed hair, and the silvery shine of
her scales,
But then her sister, she swam by and set my heart a whirl,
'Cause her upper part was an ugly fish, but the bottom part was a
girl.

Her toes are pink and rosy,
And her knees are smooth and pale,
And her legs they are a working part,
And I love that girl with all my heart,
And I don't give a damn about the upper part,
And that's how I end my tail.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:35 pm

ROFLMAO! Talk about setting priorities !

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:38 pm

LOL! Yes, my point exactly!

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 8:35 pm

LMAO....Well isn't that a fine kettle of fish ?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 8:38 pm

[QUOTE=Scayde]LMAO....Well isn't that a fine kettle of fish ?

[/QUOTE]Maybe this means both Gwally and BS have a peculiar fetish for fish oil....