Zhycxss kicks more a$$es...
Talked to some fellow called Tolgerias. Wanted me to bring Valygar to him and said I would "garner the goodwill of the Cowled Wizards" if I did it... I thought I killed all of those bastards!? Did I miss any? Apparently...
I go visit Valygar again... He gets pretty unreasonable with me (refuses to come out of hiding and go to the Sphere on his own), so I am forced to say something along the lines of "Dead or alive, you're coming with me!". He says he'd rather go dead. Well, if you spell it out for me...
A black page in the diary of Zhycxss follows... I figure I'll just use the Rod of Resurrection on him after I have entered the Sphere. When I get there, his body dissolves into nothingness! Oops...
He should've just cooperated.
Inside the Sphere is a bunch of weird knights. One of them tells me that I am "not ready for true wisdom"... Thanks! Guess you don't know what happened to the last guy to get all stuck-up at me.
I run around the Sphere some. Fun place! All kinds of excercise provided. I even get to fight a guy called Lavok. He's a tough guy; manages to cast Horrid Wilting even though I whack him
four times with the Flail of Ages! Wow... asbestos skin!
Hell looks nice this time of year. When I go for a stroll, various Demons provide me with some welcome sport. After ripping out various hearts, the Sphere returns to the Slums (of all places). I decide to deal with my last unfinished business; to the Graveyard!
I run into some thieves looting a tomb. While I'm preoccupied with bashing their skulls, some pale girl sneaks up on me and starts a dialog! She wants me to kill Shadow Thieves. Good! After killing Cowled Wizards, that's one of the things I most enjoy doing.
I explore the place I have been granted access to. Strange, how these Vampires have seen fit to line their lair with all kinds of Vampire slaying devices! There are a couple of Stakes lying around, and I even find a Mace of Disruption! That might come in handy later...
Some time later I return to Bodhi, my robe spattered with blood and my face twisted into some insane grin. We set sail to Spellhold. I run around Brynnlaw and kill everyone that looks at me the wrong way (which is almost everyone). Some of the local girls seem quite pleased with that. I send one of them away from the island, to start a new life with her brother in Ulgoth's Beard. I enter Spellhold.
I am greeted by the "Coordinator". Am I supposed to be fooled by this disguise!? That voice is unmistakable! Does this man take me for an idiot? Apparently so...

I decide to play along and see where it takes me.
Turns out it takes me into some glass tube, where I am forced to endure various indignities... I'm really starting to dislike this guy. His sister is of a better sorts, though, and wants to play with me instead of killing me. Hey, I'm a good sport!
This Irenicus is some idiot! He lets me go with all of my equipment, including the Robe of Vecna and the Staff of the Magi! Is this guy
blind!?
I run around in the maze a bit. How nice of this Bodhi to show me this dungeon; I had completely run out of places to go! I'll have to thank her when we meet again; I would surely have died of boredom had she not done this.
Then, a most extraordinary event takes place... One that instantly doubles my potential... I find a Scroll of
Project Image! At last! World, meet Image, Image, meet WORLD!
I am thoughtfully provided the opportunity to test my newly acquired power only moments later, when I inadvertently stumble upon a Lich surrounded by a pack of Skeleton Warriors. I immediately backpedal to around some corner and cast Project Image. Image Immediately casts Simulacrum and Mislead (can there ever be enough of me?) and summons a bunch of Skeleton Warriors and a Wizard Eye. Off they go! A few moments later, I stroll around the corner, only to find they have completely crushed all opposition. I
love clones!
Incidentally, I found out that if I load a game that already has a Mislead around, that Mislead sounds like Keldorn and can
attack! Can you say...
