House of Disgust

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 9:48 am

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Whenever I read things like this I'm reminded of how grateful I am that Aegis lives more or less on the other side of the country from me!

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Amen! It's funny how certain parts of Canada are like completely different places. There's the Yukon, NW Territories, and Nunavut. Then there's the West. Then there's Ontario. Also Quebec. The Martimes. And Newfoundland. All are so different. It's no wonder why Buzzy slipped past the border with Aegis undetected.....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:38 pm

I was personally more worried as to how Aegis slipped into the US

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:56 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I was personally more worried as to how Aegis slipped into the US

[/QUOTE]Indeed! Aegis is a prime example of why you guys need to tighten up border controls

If only you could see the havoc and devastation he's already wrought upon this side of it!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 4:11 pm

I think we should just annex Canada and be done with it.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 4:15 pm

I don't know...we'd get Aegis in the deal.....

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 4:25 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I don't know...we'd get Aegis in the deal.....

[/QUOTE]Then again... we'd get Weasel!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 4:40 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Then again... we'd get Weasel!

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I'd take that trade

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 4:41 pm

[quote="Bloodstalker]I don't know...we'd get Aegis in the deal.....

[/quote][QUOTE=dragon wench]Then again... we'd get Weasel!

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Sounds like Canada should be begging[/i"] to join us...

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 9:56 pm

But you guys get Shatner....and Glen Clark, the premier who spent tax money on casinos....and Gorden Campbell, the premier who always DUI's....and Lucien Bouchard, the crazed former Quebecois leader who wants a seperate nation for Quebec....and the Rhino Party, who wanted Canada to be shaped like a Rhino....and Jean Chretien and his crazy accent....and think of all the plantlife you'd be getting....and you'd be getting our lumberjacks....and you'll get our icy wasteland up north.....

And of course you'd get my "bones".....

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 10:23 pm

@ The Z,
don't forget about the Marijuana Party!

You know a few months ago we actually stopped to let Gordon Campbell cross the street... what a missed opportunity that was!

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Sat Jun 26, 2004 3:41 pm

Any party that wants to pay down the national debt with an American Express card (so, the Rhino party) would be deserving of my vote any day.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sat Jun 26, 2004 8:02 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]
You know a few months ago we actually stopped to let Gordon Campbell cross the street... what a missed opportunity that was!

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No charges would be laid either

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Jun 26, 2004 8:06 pm

[QUOTE=The Z]No charges would be laid either

[/QUOTE]Indeed, we only would have needed to claim we'd been out drinking Maui Wowies....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Jun 26, 2004 8:07 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Indeed, we only would have needed to claim we'd been out drinking Maui Wowies....

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Does that have any labrodor in it?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 4:49 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Indeed, we only would have needed to claim we'd been out drinking Maui Wowies....

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That's a drink?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 6:16 pm

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]That's a drink?[/QUOTE]Sorry, I should have explained further

The said Premier, Gordon Campbell, was arrested in Hawaii for drunk driving some time ago. At that point various restaurants and bars in Vancouver began serving up martinis that they named the Maui Wowie....

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 5:16 am

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]That's a drink?[/QUOTE]

If not for DW's context in her sentences, I would have thought that they were shapely legs by the seaside.

I think I need a Maui Wowie too.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 8:49 am

[QUOTE=Maharlika]If not for DW's context in her sentences, I would have thought that they were shapely legs by the seaside.

I think I need a Maui Wowie too.

[/QUOTE]LMAO!

This is really funny, because wide speculation is that the premier was actually in Hawaii with his mistress

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 11:34 am

I would like to spend time in Hawaii with a mistress drinking maui wowies. It's probably as close as one can get to heaven on earth.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 11:38 am

Unfortunately, I don't like martinis...