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What if they made a movie of Baldur’s Gate and SYMians had to play all the parts?

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Post by Gwalchmai »

Originally posted by Waverly
Good point. :)
Lots of wierd stuff could go on at Chateau de Irenicus. What kind of rating are we looking for, at least an NC-17?
Not if Omar has a say in the direction of the movies! :eek: :o
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:rolleyes: I don't think you will be able to get insurance for the cast members if Omar is involved. The disembowelment rider is expensive, and that assumes you can find someone who offers it.
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In that case, NC-17 is about what I would aim for if asked.... :D
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LMAO @ Ysh, Waverly and Gwally....... :D

@Ysh: ...You know having you play the part of Imoen makes all the difference........of course I would rescue you...think of all the fun would will have together with Irenicus :D :cool:

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Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Tiax – Weasel.


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*Able to Summon Gas as a special ability. (Check) :D
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Re: Re: What if they made a movie of Baldur’s Gate and SYMians had to play all the parts?
Originally posted by Weasel
*Chaotic (Check) :D Evil (No Check) :D
*World Domination Plan (Check) :D
*Ladies Man (Check) :D
*Able to Summon Gas as a special ability. (Check) :D
* Likely to end up in an asylum (Check) :D
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Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
Faldorn – Georgi.
the power-hungry and forceful Faldorn
:mad:

Dammit, if I have to be a peripheral character, I want to be Melissan! :mad: :p

Edit: OK, she was an NPC in BG... but I still don't want to be a druid. Damn nature freaks. :D

Oh, and I think Orlando Bloom should play the protagonist. :D
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Originally posted by Georgi
:mad:

Dammit, if I have to be a peripheral character, I want to be Melissan! :mad: :p

Edit: OK, she was an NPC in BG... but I still don't want to be a druid. Damn nature freaks. :D
Yeah, this wasn’t a good fit for you, but look at it this way: Faldorn appears in both BGs and she turns bad in SoA (much as you turned to Australia.... :p ). You will get to act out all your aggressions and I'm sure you know how to do that! :D :D

Still, its not a role befitting the gorgeous Queen of Spam, but what NPC character would be? Maybe Melissan among the villains as you say, and that is possible. I figure there would have to be plenty of make-up and warts for the Faldorn role, so you would be unrecognizable if you took on another role later in ToB ;) Still, if you don’t like the nature freaks, why would you want to act the part of the Goody-goody Melissan (as she appears to be in Saradush)? :eek:
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Originally posted by Gwalchmai
she turns bad in SoA (much as you turned to Australia....)
What's so bad about Australia? :p
Still, its not a role befitting the gorgeous Queen of Spam, but what NPC character would be? Maybe Melissan among the villains as you say, and that is possible. I figure there would have to be plenty of make-up and warts for the Faldorn role, so you would be unrecognizable if you took on another role later in ToB
True, true. There's no NPC that really suits me. But that doesn't mean I can't complain. :p The mages are all too wussy. Maybe Shar-Teel, I use her portrait. :D
Still, if you don’t like the nature freaks, why would you want to act the part of the Goody-goody Melissan (as she appears to be in Saradush)?
Yeah, but she is secretly scheming, so that's ok. :D
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and if SYMians made a movie of NWN...

Being the talented bunch they are, we figured that SYMians would also be well-adapted to star in a movie of NWN :D

Here is the casting... ;)

Aribeth: CE
Fenwick: Dottie
Lord Nasher: Mah (okay... so it would require lots of stage makeup to give him an older appearance... but he works well for the part ;) )
Desther: Weasel
Arin Gend: HLD
Maugrim: Waverly

Tomi: Sleep
Bobbyknock: Fable
Linu: Viv
Sharwyn: Scayde or Ysh
Daelen: Grunt
Grimgnaw: Thug
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Grimgow, while I LOVE the name... who is this?
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Originally posted by RandomThug
Grimgow, while I LOVE the name... who is this?
Grimgnaw (I spelt it wrong the first time.. :rolleyes: ) is a somewhat mad dwarven monk obsessed by death and killing. He is the most powerful henchman in the game too :cool:
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Ohh shush... *blushes* you guys embarress me..
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@Thug,
Grimgnaw's battle cry is "May the Silent Lord Take You!"

It would probably make a good sig, :p ;)
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Originally posted by dragon wench
@Thug,
Grimgnaw's battle cry is "May the Silent Lord Take You!"

It would probably make a good sig, :p ;)
LOL...well, it beats him trying to invade Canada all the time :D ;)

*HUG* @ Thug ;)

*Runs off to find out who Sharwyn is* :o :p ;)

LMAO......woo-hoo, a redhead in a great outfit that goes about passing around a thing called "Belt of the Performer" :cool:

I LIKE IT !!! :D

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Who, or what, is Bobbyknock?
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Originally posted by fable
Who, or what, is Bobbyknock?
A gnome sorcerer with a penchant for inventions and exploration :D ;)
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@Scayde,
lol! I thought that would appeal to you :D :cool:
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Originally posted by dragon wench
@Scayde,
lol! I thought that would appeal to you :D :cool:
LOL....yes, the thing is, there should be 4 such characters, two redheads, a blond and a brunette :D

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