COMMs to the rescue!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 8:45 am

This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not argue about who killed who.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 8:45 am

You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman you keep missing the target.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 8:47 am

Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.

sorry kayless.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 8:47 am

Its not a question of where he grips it. Its a matter of weight ratio. A five ounce bird can't carry a 1 pound coconut.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 8:48 am

KAHN!!!!!

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food-trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 8:59 am

food trough wiper.

I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the shrubber.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 9:04 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
food trough wiper.

Doh.

The site I’m getting these from isn’t very accurate is it?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 9:05 am

What's worse is that these lines come from my head. I've seen that movie way too many times.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 9:08 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the shrubber.

I don't know why, but this one really cracked me up.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 9:19 am

Nice sig, @McBane.

I don't know what it is about Roger the Shrubber but that one always cracked me up as well.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 9:38 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Nice sig, @McBane.

I don't know what it is about Roger the Shrubber but that one always cracked me up as well.

Isn’t a shrubbery British slang for a hooker? (giving the whole Knights who say Ni sequence a double meaning) You’re supposed to think they’re asking for a whore (seemingly making Roger a pimp) when really they want a literal shrubbery.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 9:38 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Nice sig, @McBane.

I don't know what it is about Roger the Shrubber but that one always cracked me up as well.

Great minds think alike!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 10:17 am

@Kayless,

I'm not qualified to answer your question but there are obviously many around who are.

@McBane,

Indeed!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 11:07 am

Originally posted by Kayless
Isn’t a shrubbery British slang for a hooker?

Well not AFAIK...

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 11:13 am

The folks here say it is. Hmm, maybe it's an antiquated term.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 2:50 pm

Originally posted by Kayless
The folks here say it is. Hmm, maybe it's an antiquated term.

Could be. Maybe I'm just not hip to the culture...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 2:58 pm

@Kayless,

interesting site although thumbs down for their groovy quotes. They simply copy and pasted the memorable quotes for MPatHG at imdb.com. How unoriginal of them and how poor of both to truly miss the best lines in the movie.

Nothing personal, its' only a model.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Sun Sep 22, 2002 4:51 pm

Bump for the sheer comical first post by Mah, commenting on a previous Kayless post. Hilarious.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Sep 23, 2002 3:04 am

this brings back memories...

Originally posted by Nippy
Silence fool! Or I shall smite you down with a... a big smiting thing!

Originally posted by Eerhardt
** looks at Nippy's 2-handed sword ** [Crocodile Dundee voice]You call that a knife?[/Crocodile Dundee voice] ** reaches over his shoulder and pulls out a horse-sized pint ** Now, that's a... oh, wait, bugger

(last quote from another thread)

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 12:08 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Bump for the sheer comical first post by Mah, commenting on a previous Kayless post. Hilarious.

Yes, my evil was so great that Mah and the COMMs felt they had to combat my spammy thread with one of their own. Ah, irony.

I am rather partial to this line though:

Originally posted by Kayless
Ha, no medication for this whiskey snorting, freckle sporting, leprechaun cavorting amphibian.