The case for the defence of a Tavern - Mild Spam

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:32 pm

It is not a very flattering picture of me......but I don't matter.

BS looks very suave!

Nice picture Ned

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:40 pm

Can I ask why I've been put into the prosecution? Did I ask for the thread to be closed? Firstly, I was shining it, secondly, McBane was talking Bull**** but it was good lawyer bull****. Do I want the tavern to close? Hell no! I need booze dammit and the Mod that closes it will be given a sack-beating. Infact god dammit I'm going across to the tavern now, the crocs need to be put back under control and my shine jug is missing me. I'll see you all in the tavern dammit!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:40 pm

sorry McBane, you're the overworked, underappreciated, and underpaid counsel who's taking this case because he loves moonshine, the tavern, and the hopes that this high profile case will lead to better things.

It's ok to admit it. Someone's got to look for number 1 and since your an attorney, it might not be anyone else. No offense intended.

Deep down, you're doing the right thing and all of us virtual drunks a great service. Here's a shot o'shine for you.

Cheers.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:42 pm

Can I ask why I've been put into the prosecution? Did I ask for the thread to be closed? Firstly, I was shining it, secondly, McBane was talking Bull**** but it was good lawyer bull****. Do I want the tavern to close? Hell no! I need booze dammit and the Mod that closes it will be given a sack-beating. Infact god dammit I'm going across to the tavern now, the crocs need to be put back under control and my shine jug is missing me. I'll see you all in the tavern dammit!

Nippy......HUSH.

If this is how you truly feel, then take the job as prosecutor.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:48 pm

I would like to file the Tavern as a home and natural habitat of an endangered species................................

Seems Buzzy got one of the crocs (Alice) drunk and, well, lets just say that it seems a new species of animal has appeared. Looks kind of disgusting, has huge teeth, and doesn't really seem to be the most friendly little pup ever, but it IS fuzzy,.....well, at least where the scales don't show through anyway.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:49 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

Nippy......HUSH.

If this is how you truly feel, then take the job as prosecutor.

Why do you want me to take the job as prosecutor? And what did you find behind the bar?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:50 pm

Originally posted by Nippy
Can I ask why I've been put into the prosecution? Did I ask for the thread to be closed? Firstly, I was shining it, secondly, McBane was talking Bull**** but it was good lawyer bull****. Do I want the tavern to close? Hell no! I need booze dammit and the Mod that closes it will be given a sack-beating. Infact god dammit I'm going across to the tavern now, the crocs need to be put back under control and my shine jug is missing me. I'll see you all in the tavern dammit!

It might be too late to state your case Nippy. You seemed a little critical earlier in this thread.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:50 pm

Because I don't need to deal with a prosecutor who actually wants to win his case.

Look up one post for what was behind the bar.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:51 pm

Nippy,

If you want to see the bar stay open and you act as prosecuting counsel, odds are you'll lose the case.

Good Lord, BS, has been mating the crocs and grizzlies again. Cute little fella though resulting from some unusual coitus.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 6:07 am

Since Nippy doesn't want to be the prosecutor then i guess the case no longer exists

Since the democratic method doesn't work i will have to leave this to Totalitarian rulings instead, i wonder at what point i get twitchy...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 10:28 am

Prbably whenever BS stops his weekly paments.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 10:36 am

There ain't nothing weak about the price Sleep charges.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 12:15 pm

I would be willing to prosecute, though I have no training as a Lawyer. I haven’t even played one on TV.

I think the tavern clearly needs to be closed. Given the time to make my case, I could bring into question its principal foundation – Neutrality. Besides, its proprietors have clearly violated several laws, including laws against moon shining, providing alcoholic beverages to minors, and cruelty to animals. Worse still, they take a very dictatorial stance against anyone who inadvertently spills beer. Highly unfair to clumsy people. There does not appear to be adequate handicapped access, and the women’s bathroom may contain inappropriate surveillance devices.

There are two other grievances that supercede all others: 1) The proprietors have been known to mash on several fair ladies of this forum that I, myself, wish to mash on. And 2) The thread has gained a popularity that far exceeds the popularity of my own establishment, May it RIP.

Finally, we all know that Sleepy likes to close threads, sometimes willy-nilly. I say we should allow him to close this thread, which has had a long and fulfilled life, before he decides to go on a thread-closing rampage! I wouldn’t want any younger thread, burgeoning with life, to be cut off before its time.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 12:19 pm

I would like to state that Gwally is clearly not in control of his senses, as it has been documented on this very board that he has taken a serious head injury recently.....I can prove it, the blood is still on my porch.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 12:25 pm

ROFLMAO!

CM · Post by CM » Wed Feb 27, 2002 5:03 pm

Gwally you say suffer!!!
Sick fonzie on to Gwally!

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 5:22 pm

I should be on the jury since I'm about as unbiased as they get... I just did my report on killing affirmitave action sooooo I'm on a little politic rush

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Feb 28, 2002 7:20 am

**Defiantly shouts** This is false tribunal!!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Feb 28, 2002 7:30 am

Originally posted by McBane
**Defiantly shouts** This is false tribunal!!

LMAO

What did you expect, it was still better than most courts of law though

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Feb 28, 2002 7:43 am

So what, McBane, you lost one against the tyrants. You kept us in business for quite a while so that's an accomplishment in itself. I've got a bigger challenge for you on the horizon.