FoulDwimmerlaik's He-Man Women Haters Club

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Sat Mar 10, 2001 6:48 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
The same way you keep the girl on top: make it enjoyable and give it lots of attention.
-more advice from Doc \^/[/b]

ROTFLMAO

Trust on Waverly to put it eloquently.

Edit: I wonder how many girls will flame you for calling them "it".

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Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat Mar 10, 2001 6:48 am

What is this I see.The doc actually giving good advice for once.This is shocking

Melosh-I can always build myself a new fence

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sat Mar 10, 2001 7:06 am

@Flagg: 'it' was the topic...dork

@Brink: When meeting her father: Shake his hand firmly and look him directly in the eye.

Complain about nothing while on the date [she is going to mentally record you and have all her friends and a couple psychiatrist analyze everything you say- don't give them ammunition.] Someone cuts you off in traffic- smile. Waiter overcharges you for drinks- smile and pay it.

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Sat Mar 10, 2001 7:17 am

Heya fellas! New recruit reporting for duty! I must say, I've just wandered into this sym forum and have found it most entertaining!

As far as the women? What women? The only one I've come across (er... no pun intended, I'll keep it clean.... for now) is Alison. And yet you guy's haven't mentioned her... am I perhaps... missing a piece of the bigger picture?

So... what do we do now? Do I have to be initiated? Coz I'd really like to avoid the whole paddling thing.

Take me to your leader

Or if none exists, let me take the position!!! MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat Mar 10, 2001 7:37 am

Vehemence-Welcome.Do read the Pre-Spammer's Guide

Waverly-Giving bad advice again eh??

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sat Mar 10, 2001 7:58 am

@Vehemence: Alison? 'She' is all yours if you are into that type of thing.

@Brink: mix in some good advice and you will be caught off guard when I start up with the 'other' advice again

Waverly wheels a portable wet bar stocked with top shelf liquor and a keg of Guinness into the clubhouse.

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sat Mar 10, 2001 8:15 am

Good work, Melosh. I hope you GB brings his porn collection.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat Mar 10, 2001 8:21 am

Melosh-So now there's a fence in the clubhouse

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sat Mar 10, 2001 10:28 am

@Guys: Oure bravest, but unfortunately dumbest, secret agent is about to get his @ss kicked into next Tuesday

Let's all say a prayer for our about to be immasculated comrad

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat Mar 10, 2001 10:34 am

I'm not an agent for anybody

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sat Mar 10, 2001 10:36 am

Originally posted by Brink:
I'm not an agent for anybody

I wasn't referring to you. I'm the one who is going to kick your @ss

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat Mar 10, 2001 10:43 am

I'm just saying that I'm not an agent for anyone

.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sat Mar 10, 2001 10:53 am

@Melosh: Your TV and spycam are working great!

. Look... why do they have Lainy tramping through the woods like that? Looks like Saigo gave her that testosterone shot after all

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Mar 10, 2001 11:18 am

What is this I see ......you all have let the women start a thread and have not spammed it up...?? What has happened??? Did Minerva fry your brain while she had it out??? Where is Foul and his big words?? Where is Ubik and the Love Boat when you need it?? This place is falling apart...

Where's Gruntie?? Where is the Fence Sitter Brink?? Where is Melosh-tar and the missing Gems??

Where oh where has the good times gone??

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat Mar 10, 2001 11:21 am

Weasel-Welcome back.I'm still sitting on my fence,though I'm now being targeted by Waverly