House of Disgust

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:08 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]More disturbing than I had imagined

I came from myth, strode into reality, ascended to legend,and am currently fading back into myth to renew the cycle. And I am never without alcohol.

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You don't know the half of it

Never without alcohol? Even if I took it from you?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:11 pm

But half is more than I really want to know anyway

I have a never-ending supply.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:17 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]But half is more than I really want to know anyway

I have a never-ending supply.

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Are you sure? I can show you how I was made using bones and other "props".

But Father Weasel says that the only thing that never ends is his glorious empire!!! Arrgggh! My poor innocent brain can't handle this!!!!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:20 pm

You need a woman

You're old enough to know now....your father is a master of deceit. He lied to you, and will probably blame it on me.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:24 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]You need a woman

You're old enough to know now....your father is a master of deceit. He lied to you, and will probably blame it on me.

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What is this "woman" you speak of? Can I put bones in it? Can I eat it?

But Weasel would never lie to me! How...why...who...when...where...what......

That dirty little Weasel.....once my bones get a hold of him

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:26 pm

[QUOTE=The Z]What is this "woman" you speak of? Can I put bones in it? Can I eat it?

But Weasel would never lie to me! How...why...who...when...where...what......

That dirty little Weasel.....once my bones get a hold of him

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You have so much to learn

Yes, Weasel is vile in all his ways. It would not surprise me to learn he had fathered you just to have the pleasure of watching your faith in him destroyed.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:31 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]You have so much to learn

Yes, Weasel is vile in all his ways. It would not surprise me to learn he had fathered you just to have the pleasure of watching your faith in him destroyed.

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Teach me!!! Teach me!!! With the absence of Weasel and the knowledge of his betrayal I am yours to teach in the ways of the women!! My bones and me are at your disposal!!!! I will hurl my bones to wreak the vengeance of Bloodstalker, Lord of Lurkers, across all of SYM!!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:38 pm

[QUOTE=The Z]Teach me!!! Teach me!!! With the absence of Weasel and the knowledge of his betrayal I am yours to teach in the ways of the women!! My bones and me are at your disposal!!!! I will hurl my bones to wreak the vengeance of Bloodstalker, Lord of Lurkers, across all of SYM!!

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Let it be known the world over, the offspring of Weasel has pledged allegance to me. This is a great day indeed.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:49 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Let it be known the world over, the offspring of Weasel has pledged allegance to me. This is a great day indeed.

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*Grovels in awe at the Lord of Lurker's Magnificence*

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 10:09 pm

Now I can see why this place is called the House of Disgust.

Hey Sensei, you think Z has finally found his true BE?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 10:30 pm

[QUOTE=Maharlika]Now I can see why this place is called the House of Disgust.

[/QUOTE]Actually, you can sort of smell why this place is called the House of Disgust....

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 6:29 am

Smell, Gwally?

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]Actually, you can sort of smell why this place is called the House of Disgust....

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Like how?

Like Teen Spirit?

Like plain ol' BS?

Both?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 6:50 am

[QUOTE=Maharlika]Like how?

Like Teen Spirit?

Like plain ol' BS?

Both?

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Mah, I think we should keep away from the spam house of the Disgust, cause tea mixed with whiskey is not so cool for the health, you know.

BTW, where is Fas?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 6:58 am

The Search for COMMrade Fas

Good question, Luis.

Follow the bone trail?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 7:01 am

[QUOTE=Maharlika]Good question, Luis.

Follow the bone trail?

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And the Tea smell as well.

Damn tea drunkards!!!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 2:16 pm

Since this thread was started by BS, and I found no evidence of it being mentioned before, I figured this was the right place and the right time to mention the blatant product placement of Wild Turkey in a movie I saw yesterday. I am - of course - referring to Marvel's The Punisher

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 2:20 pm

[QUOTE=Eerhardt]Since this thread was started by BS, and I found no evidence of it being mentioned before, I figured this was the right place and the right time to mention the blatant product placement of Wild Turkey in a movie I saw yesterday. I am - of course - referring to Marvel's The Punisher

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Yeah, this is the place for almost everything. Wanna buy a booze? Dont do it, BS is paying. *hand Eernhardt a tequilla bottle*. BTW, I used to be the waiter here. I wont deliver tea anymore, but I got plenty of whiskey and tequilla.

Enjoy!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 2:28 pm

Thanks, Luis - glad to meet ya ** pours himself a shot of tequila, downs it and pours himself and Luis another shot ** and spikes it up some more, for old times sake
I guess the days of bar monkeys waiting on tables are over

- damn, that Fas for shooting Dusty

!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 2:34 pm

Well, Things go better with Product Placement, y'know. Have a Product Placement and a smile. I'd like to buy the world a Product Placement, and keep it company.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 2:36 pm

*sips some tequila*
Eernhardt, how do you define your own science? I mean your sig, could you explain it again?
*fill up the glasses*
Just dont spit, you're crapping up the floor...