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fable · Post by **fable** » Fri May 11, 2001 12:58 pm

In that case, Minerva would be verging on the petite: a wisp of a woman, a thing of scarves and make believe, blown on an idle spring afternoon's fancy out of the valley and across the hills.

Or maybe she's faking it.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:01 pm

Well, it's not different here. Some shops, like Marks and Spencers made the measurement slightly bigger than normal, so sometimes I can even get into size 8.

Tell the truth, I wear size 10 bottom and size 10/12 top if it's long sleeves shirts/jackets. I have relatively longer arms.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:02 pm

At the risk of being flogged or even killed, I never considered 8 to be 'petite'. Normal and healthy I would say.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:02 pm

Originally posted by fable:
In that case, Minerva would be verging on the petite: a wisp of a woman, a thing of scarves and make believe, blown on an idle spring afternoon's fancy out of the valley and across the hills.

What pretty words

Originally posted by fable:
Or maybe she's faking it.

Then a drop kick

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:03 pm

Alright, let's summarize our findings up to this point.

Minerva has a small bottom and a rather larger top. She's small, and her hands drag along the floor as she walks. When she's driving, she drives on the left side of the road.

I wonder if this will do as a resume.

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Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:05 pm

Originally posted by fable:
Alright, let's summarize our findings up to this point.

Minerva has a small bottom and a rather larger top. She's small, and her hands drag along the floor as she walks. When she's driving, she drives on the left side of the road.

I wonder if this will do as a resume.

I see you are going to be in prison for a long, long time.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:07 pm

Well, Fable, that should deflect any heat from me...

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:08 pm

@Waverly: Well, Fable, that should deflect any heat from me...

Nah. I'm just having fun. They *know* you're a delusional maniac.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:10 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Well, Fable, that should deflect any heat from me...

LMFAO

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:16 pm

Originally posted by fable:
In that case, Minerva would be verging on the petite: a wisp of a woman, a thing of scarves and make believe, blown on an idle spring afternoon's fancy out of the valley and across the hills.

Or maybe she's faking it.

I thought this was rather nice, even though the last sentence...

But your resume was awful!

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:19 pm

Okay, Minerva, we'll retract the resume, with apologies from all concerned. You could, of course, post a photo up on the web, and copy it here, but I suppose that would spoil the mystique of it all.

So, rather small, if long in the arm--thin-boned? Hair color? Skin tone? Number of eyes? Let us not be hesitant, here; enlightened minds need to know.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:19 pm

Sorry Fable you are going to solitary confindment(other wise known as the hole.).

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:23 pm

Solitary? Does this mean no access to the board, a diet of bread and water, and no old Russian films?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:25 pm

Not that I wouldn't love to see a picture of the goddess, but really Fable.

Why don't you show us how it's done? See if you can get the zookeeper to snap a couple photos of you rutting against a tree and post them here for us to gawk at

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:27 pm

@Waverly: Why don't you show us how it's done? See if you can get the zookeeper to snap a couple photos of you rutting against a tree and post them here for us to gawk at

This may come as a surprise to you, Waverly, but some of us lack your need for fiber in the oddest places.

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:34 pm

Okay, I've got a hit a nap, then back to work, later. One last thing, though--I hope nobody was really offended by anything I wrote, above. The last thing I want to do is hurt anyone with anything I write. But if it's all in good fun, among friends, it's fine.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:34 pm

Originally posted by fable:
Solitary? Does this mean no access to the board, a diet of bread and water, and no old Russian films?

Bread, red wine, brie, and All in the Family reruns.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:38 pm

Originally posted by Darkpoet:

Bread, red wine, brie, and All in the Family reruns.

This isn't club med... You can eat beetles, watch the 700 club, and once a week we'll have a horse urinate on you.

Have a good weekend

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:39 pm

@fable: You didn't offend anyone as far as I am aware, so don't worry.

See you later.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:53 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:

This isn't club med... You can eat beetles, watch the 700 club, and once a week we'll have a horse urinate on you.

My room is better than club med...

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