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i don't know what you're planning since i'm too tired to read the whole topic(13hour work day) well i'm not really that tired, i'm just so damn lazy my incredibly large army of capybaras is at your command oh enlightened one(fable).. they have been training hard, and the ranks have grown vastly, after the glorious victory against ode's rastafa's we've been able to expand all over the world, wearing disguises my elite infiltrator-bara's are even as we speak working their way up the political ladders in multiple nations world wide...

uhh.. i wasn't suppose to say that, forget i even said anything.. bygone's never said, said what? exactly.

Originally posted by Locke Da'averan
i don't know what you're planning since i'm too tired to read the whole topic(13hour work day) well i'm not really that tired, i'm just so damn lazy my incredibly large army of capybaras is at your command oh enlightened one(fable).. they have been training hard, and the ranks have grown vastly, after the glorious victory against ode's rastafa's we've been able to expand all over the world, wearing disguises my elite infiltrator-bara's are even as we speak working their way up the political ladders in multiple nations world wide...

uhh.. i wasn't suppose to say that, forget i even said anything.. bygone's never said, said what? exactly.

Bah! Capybaras? Give me a single dog and wait 2 hours... your army is going to turn into sausage.

Sytze, what do we do with friends of our enemy? Capture? Torture? Make them see Barbara Streissand movies for countless hours?

Originally posted by Luis Antonio
Bah! Capybaras? Give me a single dog and wait 2 hours... your army is going to turn into sausage.

MWAHAAAHAAHAAA bring them on, my "puppies" need some live prey... do not underestimate the power of the capybara's, for they draw their powers, from the naked mole rats of the abyss!

A letter.

Originally posted by Locke Da'averan
MWAHAAAHAAHAAA bring them on, my "puppies" need some live prey... do not underestimate the power of the capybara's, for they draw their powers, from the naked mole rats of the abyss!

Dearest Locke,

You are playing too much Fallout.

Please, take a nap and return to the forum.

BTW, nobody can stop us, and my mighty dog Fedido (Stinky) is a half black dragon dog,so beware. And he doesnt like cats nor capybaras.

Have a nice day.

Originally posted by Luis Antonio
Sytze, what do we do with friends of our enemy? Capture? Torture? Make them see Barbara Streissand movies for countless hours?

I think letting them watch Barbara Streissand movies will be torture enough. Noone can stand that for more then 3 episodes
Of course, we could always hire DW, Yshania or Scayde here for some prof torturing. I dont think they would mind

Originally posted by Luis Antonio
Aroma? Essence? Then you must be more a weakling than I had thought!

It's called relaxing with a good meal, after an eternity of not feeding on anything. It isn't required, it's just fun. If you find this a weakness, then you're a Puritan. If you're a Puritan, then I've already had my revenge.

Now seriously, what can you effectivelly do to me? You know, which kind of curse can you place upon my very soul that will be my punishment for challenging you?

Where did I say that I'd want to punish you for challenging me? Come on--I'm not some Sinai storm god, ya know. I'm more your laidback kind of deific being who finds humanity fun.

I dont know, but if you cant eat chicken tandoori or whatever I think you cant even scratch me.

Again, who said I couldn't? I only said that wasn't Standard Operatoinal Procedure. Those Greek types, for instance, could hang around Mount Olympus all day, slurping up ambrosia and sniffing sacrifices, or they could join the human multitudes while remaining deific, and have a good drink, a fine meal, and maybe a cute babe. In fact, that's exactly how they populated the place with demi-gods, like Hercules, god of brawn, and Ralph Nader, god of obstinate stupidity.

I can see that even the better, more intelligent humans have really lost a lot of their background lately, and it's probably due to reading AD&D. What a shame! These kids today, I tells ya.

Originally posted by Sytze

Of course, we could always hire DW, Yshania or Scayde here for some prof torturing. I dont think they would mind

Ysh will be ultimate, and Scayde is just awesome!!!

Nice idea, my friend!

Maybe some thing like burning oil shall be nice too. Or stuffing feathers alive. Or perhaps something involving gravity... hmm...

Gotta develop those ideas.

Originally posted by fable
I can see that even the better, more intelligent humans have really lost a lot of their background lately, and it's probably due to reading AD&D. What a shame! These kids today, I tells ya.

Mr. fable here severely overestimates the older generations here. You know, they say how older you get , the more you forget . Plus physically things aint going upwards either ya know

Originally posted by Sytze
Mr. fable here severely overestimates the older generations here. You know, they say how older you get , the more you forget . Plus physically things aint going upwards either ya know

There may be snow on the roof, but there's a temple fire going strong down below!

Originally posted by fable
There may be snow on the roof, but there's a temple fire going strong down below!

Hey, what do you mean, that you gods are 'hot below'?

Man, I gotta see this answer.

Originally posted by Sytze
Plus physically things aint going upwards either ya know

Originally posted by fable
There may be snow on the roof, but there's a temple fire going strong down below!

You could also interpret my sentence in that way

Originally posted by Sytze
You could also interpret my sentence in that way

Not that part about physical things being unable to go upwards, no. When you reach my age in a few thousand years, you'll just see how well flesh follows fancy.

Originally posted by fable
Not that part about physical things being unable to go upwards, no. When you reach my age in a few thousand years, you'll just see how well flesh follows fancy.

Even the all powerful succumb to gravity... Though, it takes several aeons for it to happen, but it happens

Originally posted by Aegis
Even the all powerful succumb to gravity... Though, it takes several aeons for it to happen, but it happens

Yeah, but we can dream.

Originally posted by Aegis
Even the all powerful succumb to gravity...

If you were truly all-powerful, you would be able to control gravity.

Besides, aren't gods too ethereal to be affected by such trivial matters?

Originally posted by Georgi
If you were truly all-powerful, you would be able to control gravity.

Besides, aren't gods too ethereal to be affected by such trivial matters?

Well, even us divine are still trying to figure somethings out. To name a few, Gravity, what women are thinking, cricket...

Originally posted by Aegis
Well, even us divine are still trying to figure somethings out. To name a few, Gravity, what women are thinking, cricket...

But if you had created the universe, you would have created those things and ought to understand them. Hah. No wonder the old ways died out.

Originally posted by Georgi
But if you had created the universe, you would have created those things and ought to understand them. Hah. No wonder the old ways died out.

You see, even Georgi is spotting weaknesses

Shes following the true path!

Them godlings are becoming unstable, and unwise - now we know that a gravitational pull affects the gods, who once where invincible (do you remember doom? Iddqd?) and non concrete things.

@Georgi, thank you for the inspiration and insight you gave us. I was thinking bout imprisioning them on a gravitational pull, but you just put it on a nice way to see...

@Aegis, yes, time and gravity affects you? You are more to a dragon than to a god for me then... Nothing powerfull that cant be destroyed!!!

@Fable, give up. We heathen will defeat you - sooner or later.

Originally posted by Luis Antonio
Them godlings are becoming unstable, and unwise...

This, from a human, yet.