Ned's discriminatory hall of incessant belittling

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 3:19 am

..what goes round, comes around, Grunty...

Quote: "for if you gaze long enough into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you" Friedrich Nietzsche

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 3:22 am

Originally posted by Beldin

..what goes round, comes around, Grunty...

Quote: "for if you gaze long enough into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you" Friedrich Nietzsche

Oh i wonder where you got that from

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 3:23 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
And how come you're around badger-whiffing people all day, Grunty?

Hello Badger boy!

I invented smell-o-tronics, a plugin for IE to smell people over the interweb.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 3:24 am

Quote: "For if you smell the Badger's @$$ long enough, the Badger's @$$ will also smell you"

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 4:01 am

I know you do, but what do I do?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 6:36 am

Eerhardt and Beldin breaking into a bar off hours. Moderators to the rescue. I figured McBane had greased you guys to provide a little extra security but I never imagined it would include hours when the establishment is closed.

Eerhardt and Beldin, you've already taken up full time residence in my other establishment and yes, it smells there (thanks for the download grunt, i'll plug smell-o-tronics later

). Now if you two want to hang around here, we can find a job for you. Off to vegetable justice with the both of you and the best news, the tomatoes are free today.

Have at 'em.

Open for business.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 6:44 am

*cough*, *haghk*, *heurraghnk*

WTF is that smell?!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 6:47 am

** holds tomatoes at the ready ** So, fill me in here, Ned: what is opening and closing time for this place (GB time)?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 6:47 am

can't be me, I like to shine

by grunty
*haghk*, *heurraghnk*

Oh, the humanity. that's pretty impressive, I always wondered how to spell that.

No no no, Eerhardt, you don't get it, you don't throw the tomatoes, you're the target. it's okay, we'll feed you booze all day (you're an employee) and you're off the clock in four hours.
So Grunt, how many tomatoes for you to throw at our volunteers Eerhardt and Beldin.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 6:54 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
*cough*, *haghk*, *heurraghnk*

WTF is that smell?!

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Eerhardt and Beldin, you've already taken up full time residence in my other establishment and yes, it smells there

Well, if it's me and Beldin you guys are referring to... than I'd say it's the smell of Electric Shine Stinger

.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 6:55 am

Heh heh, a whole sack if you please (bet you hear that from the girls *all the time*).

I got my own vegetable/fruit chucker. It works like a vacuum on reverse. Beldin and Deerheart won't know what hit 'em. Well, when the tomatoes splatter all over they might do.

Are they over-ripe and pungent?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:01 am

@Grunt,

rotten to the core.

by grunt Heh heh, a whole sack if you please (bet you hear that from the girls *all the time*).

**hands grunt a sack of 200 grub infested rotten tomatoes; cues up the soundtrack for attack of the killer tomatoes **

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:03 am

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:05 am

Your aim's off, Grunty ** hits Grunty square between the eyes with a tomato **

josh · Post by **josh** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:08 am

Walks in and choses a seat with the best cover from projectiles

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:09 am

@Ned & Grunty: If THAT is your way of treating vegetables I finally understand why british cooking is THAT bad....

**gets out his tomato-catching equipment and starts to produce Ned's Special BBQ-Sauce for the grilled hamster on the menu**

No worries,

Beldin

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:09 am

sorry eerhardt, you can belittle the patrons but you can't throw tomatoes.

**cuffs eerhardt** sorry man, let the verbal abuse fly

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:12 am

It works like a vacuum on reverse.

... say do I get this right ? ( I've a little problem with translating here..)

- Grunty sucks, but he has a machine for jobs that require blowing ??

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:13 am

Beldin,

I'm not british, but I do fancy meself a chef. Need we cuff you also. Come on beldin, you not gonna let grunt away with that beating are you???? Hit him back with the best of your slURRRS and verbal abuse.

taunt the man, he's pasting you. Ni! Ni! Ni!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:15 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
I'm not british

I should've known, you just don't have the style to bring it of...