Anyone got a evil party (any tips)

Apex36 · Post by **Apex36** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 10:21 am

I'm making an evil party an need any evil tips (THANKS FOR THE ADVICE IN ADVANCE)

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"intruders have entered the complex master"

"hmm they act sooner than I anticipated,no matter they will only cause a slight delay"

nael · Post by **nael** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 11:43 am

there was a thread a couple days ago that talked about different evil things to do. some of the ones i appreciated:
rat out the slave revolt
let fierkrag kill the child and do a mission for him.
ransom off a lady being held hostage.
kill the druid font...but no one seems to no one seems to know where to dump the poison...but it seemed like a cool one to do

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 11:55 am

1) leave the seat up in outhouse behind the copper coronet
2) double dip when eating fondue at the five flagons
3) chew with your mouth open
4) don't forget to ask Aerie why no-one tried to boff her while she was in captivity.

typos

[This message has been edited by Waverly (edited 01-18-2001).]

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 11:59 am

Hey Wave, they're only talking Evil here. You go to far you sicko

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 11:59 am

Waverly, you would make a great add to the Evil Party in the new Planar Sphear quest (it might be the quest for the holy ****, dunno for sure yet).
With you in we could even call ourselves "The Boinkers" or something like that.
Me, Gruntboy and Seabass would welcome you any time

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 12:02 pm

You want evil. Try romancing Aerie all the way to the point where she wants to sleep with you and then view the third conversation option. It's the one about how you would sleep with her, but you just can't seem to get past the lumpy scars on her back.

Now that's evil!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 12:04 pm

Krom, depends on what position you view her from <waverly steps back before going to far>

Apex36 · Post by **Apex36** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 12:08 pm

It would be more evil to sleep with her(no offense Krom)

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"intruders have entered the complex master"

"hmm they act sooner than I anticipated,no matter they will only cause a slight delay"

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 12:12 pm

You are not THAT bad in bed, huh????

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 12:14 pm

Well hey, you're not given the option to say that after you sleep with her...she's too busy dumping you and saying that she wants to move on. Better off destroying her self esteem in the beginning.

Besides, there's always the drow massage parlor.

Apex36 · Post by **Apex36** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 12:19 pm

I love my dilma tea.

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"intruders have entered the complex master"

"hmm they act sooner than I anticipated,no matter they will only cause a slight delay"

[This message has been edited by Apex36 (edited 01-18-2001).]

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 12:21 pm

Have paypal? Let me know and I will tell you which account to transfer the US$1500 to.

Apex36 · Post by **Apex36** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 12:41 pm

I was watching this show and there's these 2 old people and they ALWAYS replied "were the timmers" and then in a different show a kid goes nunya "what does nunya mean?" nunya business "look sir that looks like a giant
TIM:willy come looke at this willy

my god
it looks like a huge Felicty

ECKER!!! ...no thats not a woodpecker its a Sir:John inform british intelligence...

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"intruders have entered the complex master"

"hmm they act sooner than I anticipated,no matter they will only cause a slight delay"

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 12:51 pm

Slow down Apex, take a deep breath and show me the medications you took today. I fear you are having a reaction to that odd mixture of female horomones and lithium I saw you chasing with brandy earlier.

KN · Post by KN » Thu Jan 18, 2001 12:51 pm

Pick pocket everyone, even beggars and children.

Killing the children is fun, they splat and chunk real good, but you have to reload cause of the rep hits

Kill all cats dogs and wilderness critters

Kill all the temple do gooders

Kill imoen,aerie,jahiera,keldorn,Anomen,Minsc and any of the other do-gooders

Actually just kill anything you can kill without getting your rep so low you get attacked all the time.

After you release the good elven spirits charm them and kill them for there cloaks

Get Drizzt to help you then kill him in the vampire lair.

kill the people that are sleeping in the beds if you can get away with it.

Train elementals into the shop keepers in the underdark.

When you see monsters fighting NPC's Heal the monsters untill they kill the good NPC's then kill the monsters. (twice the loot)

Kill the people in the grave yard mourning there lost friends. (cant remember is this is a rep hit)

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"Four thousand throats may be cut in one night, by a running man."
- Klingon Crewman "Day of the Dove"

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 12:55 pm

KN, that one guy mourning his uncle doesn't need any help getting killed. I prefer to watch that zombie in the graveyard kill him and then wander off muttering about some woman in Calisham.

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 12:56 pm

Hahahaha... lmao...

What is this, reaganomics in BG2???

Oh, I had right, KN IS a republican

KN · Post by KN » Thu Jan 18, 2001 1:14 pm

Originally posted by Ubik:

What is this, reaganomics in BG2???

Oh, I had right, KN IS a republican

Ubik you lost me here
As for being a republican. Most people on the internet are.

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"Four thousand throats may be cut in one night, by a running man."
- Klingon Crewman "Day of the Dove"

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 1:21 pm

Sweeping generalization of the day:

"As for being a republican. Most people on the internet are"

I will be checking my email eagerly for the data you have compiled on the subject. Be sure to include your T-Test for significance, as I am sure you know: 95% confidence interval is preferred.

KN · Post by KN » Thu Jan 18, 2001 1:28 pm

If you cant punch a butterfly ballot I highly doubt you could setup an internet connection.

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"Four thousand throats may be cut in one night, by a running man."
- Klingon Crewman "Day of the Dove"