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The Why We Must Invade Iraq game

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Welcome to the "Why we must invade Iraq" game. The rules are simple:

Every other post most consist of a question.

That question must always be followed in the next post by the reply, "Because Hussein is like Hitler, and Iraq possesses nuclear, chemical and biological warfare capabilities."

Thus...

Post #123
"Where is the proof Iraq possesses nuclear capabilities, or is even interested in same?"

Post #124
"Because Hussein is like Hitler, and Iraq possesses nuclear, chemical and biological warfare capabilities."

Post #125
"I woke up with an awful hangover. Why is this?"

Post #126
"Because Hussein is like Hitler, and Iraq possesses nuclear, chemical and biological warfare capabilities."

Got that? I see this as an excellent means of getting the word out for the Bush administration. They need the support.

Begin! :D
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Why was New Coke and Crystal Pepsi invented? :D
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"Because Hussein is like Hitler, and Iraq possesses nuclear, chemical and biological warfare capabilities."
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations David Friedman
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Why does always the "pull here" flap on yoghurt bottles break off and leave you with an (without tools) unopenable bottle?
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Originally posted by fable
"Because Hussein is like Hitler, and Iraq possesses nuclear, chemical and biological warfare capabilities."
There's nothing a little poison couldn't cure...

What happened here was the gradual habituation of the people, ... to receiving decisions deliberated in secret; to believing that the situation was so complicated that the government had to act on information which the people could not understand, or so dangerous that, even if he people could understand it, it could not be released because of national security.
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Aliens are invading from Mars - why isn't anyone doing anything? :D
There's nothing a little poison couldn't cure...

What happened here was the gradual habituation of the people, ... to receiving decisions deliberated in secret; to believing that the situation was so complicated that the government had to act on information which the people could not understand, or so dangerous that, even if he people could understand it, it could not be released because of national security.
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Woops...

Because Hussein is like Hitler, and Iraq possesses nuclear, chemical and biological warfare capabilities.
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Because Hussein is like Hitler, and Iraq possesses nuclear, chemical and biological warfare capabilities.
It's pretty easy, I mean just go kill a dragon, get laid.

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just because I got no ****,
I'll shave my legs and wear a bra,
I'll even cut my p**** off for you."
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Who said that?
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Because Hussein is like Hitler, and Iraq possesses nuclear, chemical and biological warfare capabilities. :)
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Why is Hussein like Hitler, and Iraq possesses nuclear, chemical and biological warfare capabilities?
Vicsun, I certainly agree with your assertion that you are an unpleasant person. ~Chanak

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Because Hussein is like Hitler, and Iraq possesses nuclear, chemical and biological warfare capabilities!
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Why is that thing in the back of my fridge turning green and fuzzy?
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Because Hussein is like Hitler, and Iraq possesses nuclear, chemical and biological warfare capabilities. :eek:
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Why am i sitting in a mock leather chair posting message about Saddam on a message board?
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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Because Hussein is like Hitler, and Iraq possesses nuclear, chemical and biological warfare capabilities. :D
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Why are boybands so damn popular??
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