The Dusty Hall of Cliched Surrealist Comedy Objects and Creatures (No Spam)

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 6:32 am

An African or European swallow?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 6:39 am

Bring out yer dead!

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 6:39 am

You silly English K-nights
I wave my privates at you
I fart in your general direction....

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 6:40 am

We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Aug 27, 2002 6:43 am

I have to push the pram-a-lot.

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 6:58 am

No one expects the SPANISH INQUISITION...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:11 am

by beldin
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

LMAO! That's my old signature.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:13 am

My nipples explode with delight!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:19 am

On second thoughts, let's not go to Camelot. It's a rather silly place, really.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:25 am

**Concorde knocks his coconuts together rapidly in succession as launcelot leaps to the next rock**

Well taken, Concorde!

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:31 am

**An arrow flies past Sir Lancelot, and buries itself deep into the chest of Concorde** Message for you sir!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:35 am

The wealth of copyright infringements in this thread would keep an army of lawyers busy for a decade...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:35 am

Concorde! Concorde, speak to me!

**unravels the note served with the arrow**

"To whoever finds this note, I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will. Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle."

At last! A call, a cry of distress! This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail! Brave, brave Concorde! You shall not have died in vain!

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:37 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Concorde! Concorde, speak to me!

**unravels the note served with the arrow**

"To whoever finds this note, I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will. Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle."

At last! A call, a cry of distress! This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail! Brave, brave Concorde! You shall not have died in vain!

**struggles to sit up** I'm not dead sir.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:39 am

Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:50 am

I think I'll pull through sir!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 8:57 am

No, no, sweet Concorde! Stay here! I will send help as soon as I have accomplished a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular... (sigh)

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 9:00 am

Idiom sir?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 9:05 am

Idiom!

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 9:09 am

I''ll just wait for you here then sir. **Concorde sighs and looks around**