People are stupid...

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 8:17 am

Originally posted by Fezek

I admit that I once put a whole egg in a microwave. Pop!

Jeremy Clarkson enjoys that. He once painted faces of Spice Girls on 4 eggs, and put them in the microwave to see which would crack first.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri Mar 15, 2002 8:55 am

Grapes don't cope with being microwaved very well, either.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 9:40 am

Originally posted by Tamerlane
You may have your reasons...

Tumble drier not working?

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Grapes don't cope with being microwaved very well, either.

You don't say?

Why would you want to cook grapes anyway?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 10:47 am

Peeps

Anyone every put peeps in the microwave? That's the best. Peeps are those sugar coated marshmellows that typically take the shape of baby chicks and/or rabbits. I guess you could just put marshmellows in the microwave and watch that, but the Peeps are more fun. What can I say, I'm easily amused, at least I'm never bored.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 11:18 am

Re: Peeps

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Anyone every put peeps in the microwave? That's the best. Peeps are those sugar coated marshmellows that typically take the shape of baby chicks and/or rabbits. I guess you could just put marshmellows in the microwave and watch that, but the Peeps are more fun. What can I say, I'm easily amused, at least I'm never bored.

You microwave poor little chicks and bunnies?

You cruel person... wait till Viv hears of this!!!

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 12:01 pm

Jeremy Clarkson enjoys that. He once painted faces of Spice Girls on 4 eggs, and put them in the microwave to see which would crack first.

It was Jack Dee....

speaking of serving suggestions....I had a slat cellar with a serving suggestion on the back the other day:

Take 12oz of boned chicked, cut into rough inch square chunks. Finely chop 3-5 leaves of basil, garli and some cucumber. Boil dried sphagetti for 10-12 minutes, add olie oil and drain. Stir-fry chicken with finely chopped garlic for 3-5 minutes over low flame until light in colour. Mix basil and cucumber with sour cream and mix garlic chicken through, before serving with sphagetti. Add salt.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 12:34 pm

vaguely topic related...

www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml

Damn good site, and relevant too - check the signature...

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 12:42 pm

In Texas, I once microwaved a ****roach. Didn't phase it one bit...walked out of there, scowling as usual...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 12:47 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali
In Texas, I once microwaved a ****roach. Didn't phase it one bit...walked out of there, scowling as usual...

You obviously didn't follow the instructions correctly

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 1:51 pm

Re: Re: People are stupid...

Originally posted by C Elegans

Must be because they can be sued if they don't have it

Welcome to the US, where you can sue if your coffee is too hot or if it's too cold.

Where if you don't feel like working for a living, just run down to the biggest supermarket...find the drink section...open a can of 7 UP and pour it on the floor...lay down in it and scream bloody murder.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 1:54 pm

@Mah - I have seen some of those before, and had a good giggle at the others! thanks!

@Weasel - so your choice would be seven up? Ketchup would surely be more convincing that murder had taken place...or tomato puree for the more cultured among us?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 2:03 pm

Help! I'm in tomato puree and can't get up!

Originally posted by Yshania

@Weasel - so your choice would be seven up? Ketchup would surely be more convincing that murder had taken place...or tomato puree for the more cultured among us?

LMAO

Well in court it's kind of hard to explain not seeing something red (ketchup) on the floor and falling down.

But 7Up or Sprite....that's the ticket.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 2:04 pm

Re: Help! I'm in tomato puree and can't get up!

Originally posted by Weasel

LMAO Well in court it's kind of hard to explain not seeing something red (ketchup) on the floor and falling down. But 7Up or Sprite....that's the ticket.

Ah!! so you intended to slip? not to be literally murdered and bleeding lemonade?

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 2:05 pm

Re: Re: Re: People are stupid...

Originally posted by Weasel

Welcome to the US, where you can sue if your coffee is too hot or if it's too cold.

Where if you don't feel like working for a living, just run down to the biggest supermarket...find the drink section...open a can of 7 UP and pour it on the floor...lay down in it and scream bloody murder.

So that was YOU...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 2:12 pm

Pick a good jury!

Originally posted by VoodooDali

So that was YOU...

Was that you in the jury that day.....why did you limit my settlement to only 5,000,000,000 dollars and a life time supply of onion powder....why???

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sat Mar 16, 2002 12:32 am

Originally posted by Leonardo
There´s an old saying "the only thing well distributed in the world is dumbness".

Thats the smartest thing I've read in this thread.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sat Mar 16, 2002 5:36 am

You don't say? Why would you want to cook grapes anyway?

Stupid stoned snack ideas...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Sat Mar 16, 2002 5:39 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper

Stupid stoned snack ideas...

LMAO

...@odie: ever tried chocolate on a Salamipizza ? (and of course Microwave it...)

Beldin

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sat Mar 16, 2002 2:59 pm

have to try the choco pizza. the best i've managed so far is smoking doritos.
cautiously reccomended

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Sat Mar 16, 2002 3:03 pm

There´s an old saying "the only thing well distributed in the world is dumbness".

and McDonald's.

the best i've managed so far is smoking doritos.

polyfila.