Causes of Death of Philosophers
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Causes of Death of Philosophers
Aquinas: First causes
Aristotle: Excessive moderation
Camus: The plague
Chomsky: Became past tense
Copernicus: Revolution
Darwin: Unfit
Derrida: Deconstructed
Descartes: Stopped thinking
Einstein: Diced with God
Foucault: Disempowered
Freud: Slipped
Galileo: Stopped moving
Hegel: Gave up the Geist
Heidegger: Stopped being in time
Heisenberg: Uncertain causes
Hera****us: Fell in the same river twice
Hume: Turned an unknown shade of blue
Kant: Became transcendentally real
Kierkegaard: Sick to death
Levi-Strauss: Cooked
Machiavelli: Intriguing causes
Marcuse: Became multi-dimensional
Marx: Capital punishment
Nietzsche: Overpowered himself
Plato: Caved in
Popper: Falsified
Pythagoras: Squared on the hypotenuse
Sartre: Nausea
Schopenhauer: Involuntary causes
Skinner, B F: Bad behaviour
Wittgenstein: Became the late Wittgenstein
Aristotle: Excessive moderation
Camus: The plague
Chomsky: Became past tense
Copernicus: Revolution
Darwin: Unfit
Derrida: Deconstructed
Descartes: Stopped thinking
Einstein: Diced with God
Foucault: Disempowered
Freud: Slipped
Galileo: Stopped moving
Hegel: Gave up the Geist
Heidegger: Stopped being in time
Heisenberg: Uncertain causes
Hera****us: Fell in the same river twice
Hume: Turned an unknown shade of blue
Kant: Became transcendentally real
Kierkegaard: Sick to death
Levi-Strauss: Cooked
Machiavelli: Intriguing causes
Marcuse: Became multi-dimensional
Marx: Capital punishment
Nietzsche: Overpowered himself
Plato: Caved in
Popper: Falsified
Pythagoras: Squared on the hypotenuse
Sartre: Nausea
Schopenhauer: Involuntary causes
Skinner, B F: Bad behaviour
Wittgenstein: Became the late Wittgenstein
“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.” - Edgar Allen Poe
ROFL
That reminds me of George Carlin's 11 aclock news skit:
"First of all the headlines: Welcome wagon runs over newcomers, good humor man slays ten, pen pal stabs pal with pen, pediatrition dies of childhood desease and Jaques Cousteao drowns in bathtub accident."
That also reminds me of real life irony- that Joe Mcarthy dies of cancer of the mouth.
That reminds me of George Carlin's 11 aclock news skit:
"First of all the headlines: Welcome wagon runs over newcomers, good humor man slays ten, pen pal stabs pal with pen, pediatrition dies of childhood desease and Jaques Cousteao drowns in bathtub accident."
That also reminds me of real life irony- that Joe Mcarthy dies of cancer of the mouth.
"Veni,Vidi,vici!"
(I came,I saw,I conquered!) Julius Ceasar
(I came,I saw,I conquered!) Julius Ceasar
ROFL
Hillarious, Voodoo
What about:
Thomas Kuhn: Went into a paradigm shift
Richard Dawkins: Was too selfish
an alternative for Freud: Slipped and became subconscious
alternative Darwin: Deevolved because of unfitness
What about:
Thomas Kuhn: Went into a paradigm shift
Richard Dawkins: Was too selfish
an alternative for Freud: Slipped and became subconscious
alternative Darwin: Deevolved because of unfitness
"There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance." - Hippocrates
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From here: http://info.uibk.ac.at/c/c6/c601/edv/hu ... rce06.htmlOriginally posted by fable
OH, that was good.Where did you find that, @VD?
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“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.” - Edgar Allen Poe
Sounds like a plan...
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(ps do you think i covered my tracks?
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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We all know that at least one philosopher has died disputing the "The pen is mightier than the sword" claim.
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