Mama Voodoo's School for Wayward Boys

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 1:34 am

1. If you find yourself here, it's where you need to be...

THE JAKER · Post by **THE JAKER** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 1:39 am

OH, Mama!

actually though as wayward as I am, knowing you I fear I would be led even farther astray!

Oh well, lead on

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 4:15 am

Who's your Ma-MEEE!!!

*remembers his foreigner-friends do a jock-like position waving an invisible whip

and say, "Who's your Da-DEEEH?!!!"*

@VooD: Are you our long-lost Mah-MEEH????!!!!

So, when do the lessons start?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 9:38 am

**peeks out from behind Mama's apron** Is is safe to come out?? When's dinner?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Feb 09, 2002 7:09 am

Sneaky plan...

*whispers to McBane* psssst...! Mac, whatabout pulling down Ma-maah's apron?

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Sat Feb 09, 2002 7:14 am

Now all of you are likely targets for a barrage of Yo mama jokes...

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Sat Feb 09, 2002 7:16 am

Re: Sneaky plan...

Originally posted by Maharlika
*whispers to McBane* psssst...! Mac, whatabout pulling down Ma-maah's apron?

Need I come up with a Yo mama so fat joke in order to turn you off to yo mama?

Yo mama's so fat her autobiography is a travel brochure

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Feb 09, 2002 7:18 am

Well, well, well, got ourselves some toy to play with...

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock
Now all of you are likely targets for a barrage of Yo mama jokes...

...then take your best shot, bub!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Feb 09, 2002 7:22 am

The Tutor...

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock

Need I come up with a Yo mama so fat joke in order to turn you off to yo mama?

Yo mama's so fat her autobiography is a travel brochure

So, you's gonna be our baby sitter, neh? Well, I'm all ears then. Teach us then, da-DeeH!

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Sat Feb 09, 2002 7:25 am

Re: The Tutor...

Originally posted by Maharlika
So, you's gonna be our baby sitter, neh? Well, I'm all ears then. Teach us then, da-DeeH!

*signs the little form*

All right kiddies, the first lesson in rebelling against the Mama is, don't let the mama find out. Your secret weapon will be a Nintendo 64 with two controllers attached to it, and a Mario Kart cartridge inside it. You will have to fight and scream and throw these fragile controllers whenever you get a chance to. Ma-meeh should be running away screaming if it all works out.

That's the evil secret plot of the Nintendo people after all, run out all the parents that hate it from the country and leave only the zombies remaining so that way the USA can become NOA (Nintendo of America)...

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Feb 09, 2002 7:34 am

But...but..but...

...ah dont plays no nintendo?!!!

Mines a ps2 designed to control actual ICBMs!

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Wed Feb 13, 2002 10:11 pm

Oh boys, thanks for visiting. Mama had to leave town for a few days to deal with a very bad boy.

Lesson 2:
Spam is good. Tell Mama anything.

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Thu Feb 14, 2002 2:48 am

Originally posted by VoodooDali
Oh boys, thanks for visiting. Mama had to leave town for a few days to deal with a very bad boy.

Lesson 2:
Spam is good. Tell Mama anything.

*screams*
Mamma, mamma, there's a big RAT on your hair!!!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Feb 14, 2002 5:37 am

Spam????!!!! Yecccchhhhh!!!!

Originally posted by VoodooDali
Oh boys, thanks for visiting. Mama had to leave town for a few days to deal with a very bad boy.

Lesson 2:
Spam is good. Tell Mama anything.

AAAAACCCKKKKK!!!!! Ugggghhhh!!!!

Itsss burrrnsss!!! Itssss hurtsessss!!! Bad Mamasssusss!!!! You wanna hurtsss uss!!!

No!!!! No SPAM for me!!!

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Thu Feb 14, 2002 5:40 am

I don't think we have any choice for that matter. We'll just have to make the best of it.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Feb 14, 2002 6:06 am

Actually...

Originally posted by Vicsun
I don't think we have any choice for that matter. We'll just have to make the best of it.

... I've got something better in mind...there...are...*ahem!* alternatives...