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- by Beldin
- Mon Nov 23, 2015 7:38 am
- Forum: Speak Your Mind
- Topic: Long time, no see . . .
- Replies: 8
- Views: 38986
Nice to see that not ALL things change....and some people are still around...
So - still - No worries,
Beldin

- by Beldin
- Fri May 29, 2009 11:59 am
- Forum: Speak Your Mind
- Topic: Hardcore
- Replies: 104
- Views: 6427
Sounds tempting but I don't usually rob the cradle. :)
:D Well, it might have been accidentally, but it's a long time since someone mentioned "robbing the cradle" and me in one sentence.
Even my daughters, (who usually adore me) think I'm an old fart by now.. :D
So...THANKS...I guess... ;)
- by Beldin
- Fri May 29, 2009 12:15 am
- Forum: Speak Your Mind
- Topic: Hobbits Are A Separate Species!
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1126
fable wrote:Well, Bush always did call his attorney general and chief shill in the Department of Justice,
Fredo.

...ant the Two Towers are standing in Langley and Washington ?

- by Beldin
- Fri May 29, 2009 12:13 am
- Forum: Speak Your Mind
- Topic: Spring Time Ritual... On the Lawns of Windsor Castle..
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1144
Well, there's no such thing as too kinky. No matter what you come up with, you can bet your most indulgent fantasy someone can 1up you.
...you could be right, but I'm not sure if I really want to think this through...
I have a very colourful imagination, and some things are just to far "out ...
- by Beldin
- Fri May 29, 2009 12:05 am
- Forum: Speak Your Mind
- Topic: What's up, guys
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2417
So theres no chance I can't take up with the island arrangement?? We could always erase all my posts :)
You don't really want that, believe me.
What fable did NOT mention is the fact that:
The "tropical island" is a nuclear waste dump, and the girls only look good, if you're into the 3-legs-8 ...
- by Beldin
- Thu May 28, 2009 11:55 pm
- Forum: Speak Your Mind
- Topic: Hardcore
- Replies: 104
- Views: 6427
Does any of you naughty boys even have a girlfriend? ;)
Yes,of course we have. That's why we know that we're getting close to the truth here... :D
But if you want to apply for the position yourself, we might be willing to reconsiderate... ;)
Send applications with an extensive CV and at least ...
- by Beldin
- Thu May 28, 2009 3:06 am
- Forum: Speak Your Mind
- Topic: Hardcore
- Replies: 104
- Views: 6427
Xandax wrote:Uhhh - eeeeviillll :laugh:
...but so much FUN ! :devil:
- by Beldin
- Thu May 28, 2009 3:04 am
- Forum: Speak Your Mind
- Topic: Voyeurism and Creativity
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1500
fable wrote:And you also use that hand to write your
mother...?
As a matter of fact I don't write with my hands...
Since they're obviously occupied otherwise, I'm having a secretary type my messages....
..and yes, she's sitting in my lap right nooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww.....

- by Beldin
- Thu May 28, 2009 2:59 am
- Forum: Speak Your Mind
- Topic: Generic "I'm back" thread
- Replies: 61
- Views: 9941
Look on the bright side. At least it'll kill off William Shatner. Who now looks about ready to divide.
Divide into WHAT ?
2 smaller Shatners, or somethin even more frightening ? :eek:
Careful, youngin! I still have my titanium cane with the depleted uranium core, and it's just a-beggin' to be ...
- by Beldin
- Wed May 27, 2009 1:55 pm
- Forum: Speak Your Mind
- Topic: A Revelation!
- Replies: 31
- Views: 2691
How about spooning your spouse, and putting the Grapefruit between you, to get the juices flowing ?
Fiberfar wrote:Oh, and when it comes to eating, Ball and chain.
Do I really REALLY want to know about eating your BALLS ?

- by Beldin
- Wed May 27, 2009 1:42 pm
- Forum: Speak Your Mind
- Topic: Your Lady of Intimacy Hath Returned
- Replies: 320
- Views: 14678
Aqua-chan wrote:I like leather, skimpy clothing, skimpy leather clothing,
Thanks ! Now I'll never stop dreaming of you...
Aqua-chan wrote:*cracks bullwhip*
**sigh**

- by Beldin
- Wed May 27, 2009 1:40 pm
- Forum: Speak Your Mind
- Topic: Voyeurism and Creativity
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1500
LeoStarDragon1 wrote: girls/women/females that answered the door in skimpy attire or sans attire,
Tell....us....more....:devil:
**fap fap fap - sounds can be heard in the background**
- by Beldin
- Wed May 27, 2009 1:36 pm
- Forum: Speak Your Mind
- Topic: They fight crime! (no, er, spam)
- Replies: 237
- Views: 12787
Xandax wrote: Oh bummer - did I ruin this as well. :laugh:
Sometimes you'll just have to do the expected.
It's expected ..
Some things just don't/won't change.
No worries,
Beldin

- I fight crime....
- by Beldin
- Wed May 27, 2009 1:32 pm
- Forum: Speak Your Mind
- Topic: What's up, guys
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2417
BlueSky wrote:I like the way Beldin thinks.....
You're a man of taste, then...
Well met !

- by Beldin
- Wed May 27, 2009 1:30 pm
- Forum: Speak Your Mind
- Topic: Hardcore
- Replies: 104
- Views: 6427
Xandax wrote:Some of the time.... other times they

count as software .... depends on time of month I think......

Leakware ?
Bloodware ?
Or is that Nervewear ?
GawainBS wrote:No, since one is already trouble enough.
I'd say that depends on your position.
Or hers ....
