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by Beldin
Mon Nov 23, 2015 7:38 am
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Long time, no see . . .
Replies: 8
Views: 38986

Re: Long time, no see . . .

Nice to see that not ALL things change....and some people are still around... ;)

So - still - No worries,

Beldin 8-)
by Beldin
Fri May 29, 2009 11:59 am
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Hardcore
Replies: 104
Views: 6427

Sounds tempting but I don't usually rob the cradle. :)
:D Well, it might have been accidentally, but it's a long time since someone mentioned "robbing the cradle" and me in one sentence.

Even my daughters, (who usually adore me) think I'm an old fart by now.. :D

So...THANKS...I guess... ;)
by Beldin
Fri May 29, 2009 12:15 am
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Hobbits Are A Separate Species!
Replies: 8
Views: 1126

fable wrote:Well, Bush always did call his attorney general and chief shill in the Department of Justice, Fredo.
:D ...ant the Two Towers are standing in Langley and Washington ? ;)
by Beldin
Fri May 29, 2009 12:13 am
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Spring Time Ritual... On the Lawns of Windsor Castle..
Replies: 7
Views: 1144

Well, there's no such thing as too kinky. No matter what you come up with, you can bet your most indulgent fantasy someone can 1up you.

...you could be right, but I'm not sure if I really want to think this through...

I have a very colourful imagination, and some things are just to far "out ...
by Beldin
Fri May 29, 2009 12:05 am
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: What's up, guys
Replies: 19
Views: 2417

So theres no chance I can't take up with the island arrangement?? We could always erase all my posts :)

You don't really want that, believe me.

What fable did NOT mention is the fact that:

The "tropical island" is a nuclear waste dump, and the girls only look good, if you're into the 3-legs-8 ...
by Beldin
Thu May 28, 2009 11:58 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Your Lady of Intimacy Hath Returned
Replies: 320
Views: 14678

Aqua-chan wrote:You know you were always my favorite, Beldy. ;)
Always a pleasure, my dear... :D

As long as you don't tell that to everyone of your boy-toys. ;)
by Beldin
Thu May 28, 2009 11:55 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Hardcore
Replies: 104
Views: 6427


Does any of you naughty boys even have a girlfriend? ;)
Yes,of course we have. That's why we know that we're getting close to the truth here... :D
But if you want to apply for the position yourself, we might be willing to reconsiderate... ;)
Send applications with an extensive CV and at least ...
by Beldin
Thu May 28, 2009 3:06 am
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Hardcore
Replies: 104
Views: 6427

Xandax wrote:Uhhh - eeeeviillll :laugh:
...but so much FUN ! :devil:
by Beldin
Thu May 28, 2009 3:04 am
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Voyeurism and Creativity
Replies: 12
Views: 1500

fable wrote:And you also use that hand to write your mother...? :eek:
As a matter of fact I don't write with my hands... :eek:
Since they're obviously occupied otherwise, I'm having a secretary type my messages.... :p

..and yes, she's sitting in my lap right nooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww.....:angel:
by Beldin
Thu May 28, 2009 3:00 am
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: They fight crime! (no, er, spam)
Replies: 237
Views: 12787

Xandax wrote:That actually sounds like a Hollywood plot......
I think that's the point of this exercise... :D
by Beldin
Thu May 28, 2009 2:59 am
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Generic "I'm back" thread
Replies: 61
Views: 9941

Look on the bright side. At least it'll kill off William Shatner. Who now looks about ready to divide.
Divide into WHAT ?

2 smaller Shatners, or somethin even more frightening ? :eek:

Careful, youngin! I still have my titanium cane with the depleted uranium core, and it's just a-beggin' to be ...
by Beldin
Wed May 27, 2009 2:07 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Hobbits Are A Separate Species!
Replies: 8
Views: 1126

fable wrote:watching Fox News, etc.
... and bomb Iraq ? :rolleyes: ;)
by Beldin
Wed May 27, 2009 1:57 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: You put the kitten...IN the bong???
Replies: 11
Views: 1001

It just goes to show that some people will try to smoke ANYTHING... :rolleyes:
by Beldin
Wed May 27, 2009 1:55 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: A Revelation!
Replies: 31
Views: 2691

How about spooning your spouse, and putting the Grapefruit between you, to get the juices flowing ?
Fiberfar wrote:Oh, and when it comes to eating, Ball and chain.
Do I really REALLY want to know about eating your BALLS ? :eek: :D
by Beldin
Wed May 27, 2009 1:48 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: The SYM Chalkboard gag - related SPAM, pls :)
Replies: 147
Views: 8008

Bloodstalker wrote:I've shanged. I've gotten better with age. :D
...and at WHAT exactly ? :D
by Beldin
Wed May 27, 2009 1:42 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Your Lady of Intimacy Hath Returned
Replies: 320
Views: 14678

Aqua-chan wrote:I like leather, skimpy clothing, skimpy leather clothing,
Thanks ! Now I'll never stop dreaming of you... :D
Aqua-chan wrote:*cracks bullwhip* :D
**sigh** :angel:
by Beldin
Wed May 27, 2009 1:40 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Voyeurism and Creativity
Replies: 12
Views: 1500

LeoStarDragon1 wrote: girls/women/females that answered the door in skimpy attire or sans attire,
Tell....us....more....:devil:

**fap fap fap - sounds can be heard in the background**
by Beldin
Wed May 27, 2009 1:36 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: They fight crime! (no, er, spam)
Replies: 237
Views: 12787

Xandax wrote: Oh bummer - did I ruin this as well. :laugh:
Sometimes you'll just have to do the expected.
It's expected .. :D

Some things just don't/won't change.

No worries,

Beldin :cool: - I fight crime....
by Beldin
Wed May 27, 2009 1:32 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: What's up, guys
Replies: 19
Views: 2417

BlueSky wrote:I like the way Beldin thinks..... :D
You're a man of taste, then... ;)

Well met ! :D
by Beldin
Wed May 27, 2009 1:30 pm
Forum: Speak Your Mind
Topic: Hardcore
Replies: 104
Views: 6427

Xandax wrote:Some of the time.... other times they ;) count as software .... depends on time of month I think...... :angel:
Leakware ?
Bloodware ?

Or is that Nervewear ? :D
GawainBS wrote:No, since one is already trouble enough. :p
I'd say that depends on your position. :rolleyes:
Or hers .... :D