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1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 ...

Farting at the kids, then one of them sez 'I'm going to be a hero just like you'.

If you marry a fella, he is known as your 'wife'. I'm wearing the pants dammit!!
If you bonk a fella, then go and bonk a woman in the black screen she sez 'Oooh! That's interesting'.

Some of the grave are great ...

Motion capture with some guys that actually know what they are doing, not some lame-arse moves that they had in the first game.

The ability to jump to different points in the map, rather than running all over town like a doofus.

Team play, co-op, the usual ****e

As you level your character up ...