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05-17-2004, 07:47 PM
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| | | Things a Morrowind NPC would never actually say
An ordinator: "Hey, nice armor! You get that from one of the boys? Right! Care to do lunch?"
A dremora: "No, don't mind me. Go right ahead and steal from my shrine. I mean, that's what it's here for, right? You never come by for any other reason, you never call..."
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05-17-2004, 09:09 PM
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| | | Head of a guild: "Crap! I think I just pooped my pants!"
Like that?
Golden Saint: "Does this helmet make me look fat?"
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05-17-2004, 09:23 PM
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| | | Golden Saint: "Yet another intrepid fool wanting to steal my soul, why must I perpetually suffer such imbeciles?"
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testingtest12Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
testingtest12.......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain. |
05-17-2004, 09:26 PM
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| | | Lord Vivec: "Hey, Smilin' Joe Vivec, here! And have I got some previously owned guars to show you...!"
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05-17-2004, 10:16 PM
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| | | Ogrim: "Hey puny adventurer stop laughing at my size, I'm just big-boned!"
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testingtest12Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
testingtest12.......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain. |
05-18-2004, 09:25 AM
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| | Any NPC: "Dude, can you show me the way to a toilet or some thick bushes?" 
Seyda Neen's Tax Collector: "( put in here anything you want)" 
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05-18-2004, 09:30 AM
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| | | Any NPC, panicked: "Where have all the children gone?"
Any NPC: "I just want to go home and go to bed.... Why must I continually walk around out here?" |
05-18-2004, 09:33 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Any NPC, panicked: "Where have all the children gone?"
Any NPC: "I just want to go home and go to bed.... Why must I continually walk around out here?" | LOL two things I wanted to add, too.
Any Guild-Master: "I wanted to send you to the other side of Vvardenfell...but hey, I'm not such an a**. Get me a cup of coffee and that's it..."
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"Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk."
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05-18-2004, 09:35 AM
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| | | Archmagister Gothren: "Hi, I'm not Gothren of House Telvanni, but I play him on tv. If like me, you suffer from the daily pain of arthritis, then consider buying..."
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05-18-2004, 10:07 AM
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05-18-2004, 10:16 AM
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| | | Any NPC--"Well, ya see Timmy, We in VVerdenfall have the best Community Watch Program of all. We NEVER go to bed. We just keep an eye out for thieves all day and all night."
Usually followed with, "Hey man, where's that Khajit when I need him. I can't stay awake any longer without some more good moon sugar!"
Any guild master to another, "Oh good, another adventurer ready to walk across the continent doing jobs that Fed Ex would find humiliating. I bet I can get him to do something more stupid than you!" |
05-18-2004, 10:37 AM
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| | Yea, looks like I'm the trend setter in this thread
Vivec to a guard: "I bet you've never touched a divinity befor, have you? Want to scrub my back?"
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05-18-2004, 10:49 AM
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| | | Arrille: "Sorry, we're closed, today. My son's bar mitzvah."
(Hope I spelt that right!)
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05-18-2004, 10:55 AM
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| | Fargoth: Im strait...no really, I AM.....  |
05-18-2004, 11:35 AM
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| | Quote: Originally posted by Locutus
Fargoth: Im strait...no really, I AM..... | Sorry Locutus but that was kinda mean. I mean you pretty much insulted all gay guys in this forum  And thats just pretty damn low.
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