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03-06-2002, 03:39 PM
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In protest against the tyranny of the COMMers and the SPAMMers, and inspired by such esteemed members such as Ned and Bloodstalker, I have decided to post a board for all who wish a new beginning, the righteous order of the SLURRS. Being a SLURR requires no special skills, only the ability to consume large quantities of alcohol, and what was known as spamming but shall now be known as slurring by all official members. It also requires the ability to speak incoherently and often incomprehensibly. 
So to all who groan under the joint tyranny of the Commers and Spammers, join the SLURRS, we give free drinks with every meeting. 
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"Do not turn inward to find peace and wisdom, turn outward instead to find liberation from the narrow boundaries of self", quote from Gary Paul Nabhan, paraphrased of course
"When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong" quote from Arthur C. Clarke, thought it was interesting.
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03-06-2002, 03:53 PM
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| |  Quote: Originally posted by AbysmalNature
It also requires the ability to speak incoherently and often incomprehensibly.
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' Nac Mac Feegle ! Δch ben debei '
(Translates roughly as: "count me in" )
No worries ! I can drink and fight and please ta' ladies ! - Not necesserely in that order ...
Beldin , the Hunchback
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03-06-2002, 04:16 PM
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Since I first brought up SLURRing in the most recent what is COMM and Spam thread, I guess I'm in by default. Serve it up.
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03-06-2002, 05:32 PM
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If there is beer, I am in 
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03-06-2002, 05:34 PM
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If there is beer, I am in | I second that emotion.
An occasional tequila shot would be nice, too.
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03-06-2002, 06:10 PM
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Wow, another thread to drink at. How odd.
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03-06-2002, 06:17 PM
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Ned, have you or me either one gone into a thread without drinking?
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03-06-2002, 08:42 PM
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God... Not another one....
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03-06-2002, 08:47 PM
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God... Not another one.... | Sorrrrrry. Jease Loius. You guys ask for too much/. | | |
03-06-2002, 09:37 PM
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Thats it....smite him God
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Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell! | Re: Re: The Righteous order of SLURRS
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03-06-2002, 11:51 PM
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Well eventhough I fulfill the alcohol part splendidly(sp?) - I just have to say *OMG- not again* 
Maybe one should start an organisation against the starting of more oragnisations and the removale of the old (something like OATSOMOATROFTO).
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03-07-2002, 02:29 AM
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Zzzorry guyz, I passed out watching some vulcano movie after downing a pint of fruit punch; countz me inz (SLURRs everywhere rejoice!)
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03-07-2002, 08:22 AM
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Hmmm.... a drinking club..........I don't know, I not much of a boozer 
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03-07-2002, 09:17 AM
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I was drinking a straight shot of scotxch one day, and looked up in the sky, full of little furry bunnies, and was frightened, I drank another scothc, and they disappeared to be replaced by many cute kittens, after drinking another shot of kotck, I was feeling slightly tipsy, my coordination was not all as it should be, nor apparently were my eyes, because in the ski I now sew mani mani mani clouds all emanating from my frequent belches, fter dwnkin won mor skitch, stagherin all around, mi min was certanly noot as it shood be, I looooked ahead of mi and saw a bar niked lady, grinnin wildyl, I minged to make it there, onli ****ed out, and woke to find a empty sky and a massive hangover, to assuage my hangover, I began to drink again, lesson there can never be enough alchohol.
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I care not for endings or beginnings, but for the eternal and infinite spaces of the universe, and for the endless exploration of eternity, and mysteries which I will find plumbing the infinite depths.
"Do not turn inward to find peace and wisdom, turn outward instead to find liberation from the narrow boundaries of self", quote from Gary Paul Nabhan, paraphrased of course
"When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong" quote from Arthur C. Clarke, thought it was interesting.
Tips on living longer: eat right, exercise, and yes castrate yourself, eunuchs live longer then normal people.
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